Osmodius: you know what never made sense in star wars? Osmodius: R2-D2 Osmodius: I mean.. WTF is it alex: who knows lol Osmodius: it doesn't even do anything Osmodius: it just rolls around and makes weird noises Osmodius: and the light on it alternates between red and blue alex: i wonder how people understand what its saying Osmodius: maybe like pokemon Osmodius: people could understand what they said even though they could only say their name alex: they should equip r2d2 with a mini chain gun Lenny: yeah.. and it should double as a frappucino machine Osmodius: :\
<pathogen> in maths today we found out that 1+3+3+7 = 14 <pathogen> so therefore 1337 = 14 <pathogen> so anyone who speeks 1337 is 14
Ford_Prefect: I\'m at 2.0 MBPS!! Navi00: Psh Navi00: What kinda connection?\\ JK-63: With your cantenna. Ford_Prefect: DSL Ford_Prefect: no, I am using my standard antenna Navi00: wtf is a cantenna?! Ford_Prefect: because I need the connector for my cantenna JK-63: It\'s a little antenna that can. Ford_Prefect: works better JK-63: You know the story, right? JK-63: The little antenna that pushed the signal through the wall? * Zortexia sits down for the story Ford_Prefect: HE was having trouble carrying data fast enough JK-63: And then, a strange packet came along. JK-63: And encouraged him, because the packet was from A STRANGE ROUTER! *gasp* * Zortexia gasps! Ford_Prefect: I think I can Ford_Prefect: I think I ca Ford_Prefect: *n Ford_Prefect: I think I can Zortexia: LMAO! JK-63: The cantenna pushed and pushed as hard as he could, and got a signal through to the strange router! Zortexia: yay for cantenna! Ford_Prefect: and downloaded an entire copy Ford_Prefect: of microsoft XP Ford_Prefect: in one hour * Zortexia eyes get big Navi00: That is the most adorable thing I\'ve ever heard Navi00: loll Ford_Prefect: *pirated I might add Navi00: XD Ford_Prefect: :0 Zortexia: :O Zortexia: then what happened Ford_Prefect: he lived happily ever after leaching off of other people\'s wireless connectiong Navi00: heh heh heh heh JK-63: And the hacker driving the cantenna was very happy with his new copy of Windows XP. Ford_Prefect: the end
omgsean123: so anyway, heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop omgsean123: and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" omgsean123: and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"
<AnViL> gah... i still can't find a prom date... <AnViL> then again, it might help if i actually talked to the women <AnViL> instead of drooling and staring at them from afar
<joshkr> Who is this General Error, and why's he scanning my hard drive? <de0n> He's the boss of Major Malfunction <bismuth> Looking for Private Pictures
darshanji143: hey wanna chat sex? flyinghermione: my mommy says I can't have cybersex with strangers
<HC-Marine> yeah one time this windows & doors company called <HC-Marine> and my dad answered it <HC-Marine> they asked if he wanted to have his windows and doors replaced <HC-Marine> he responded with "I don't have any" <HC-Marine> they were so confused
<Dejos> I was killed by a rabit in D&D once <Wiser> lol <Dejos> stupid DM <recursive> did it have big sharp pointy teeth? <recursive> \/\/\/\/\/ <Dejos> no! it didnt have squat.. I tripped over it and fell off a cliff
Gangster Style*** says: np np what are friends for §teve says: casual sex and borrowing money?
<Unspawny> The ultimate game would be a game sorta like The Sims. <Unspawny> Except it would be called 'Angst'. <Unspawny> And you would see how many angsty people you can befriend, screw over, and then befriend again. <frog> you just described Livejournal: The Game
Shosh912: when tthy say you can miss 6 classes Shosh912: does that mean you can miss 6 classes Shosh912: or 5 Qtip: 6 Shosh912: oh
Tamer Brad: i got this cross necklace today NoVwith a Bullet: ha ha ha, everyone's gonna think you just love jesus Tamer Brad: no, i hate him Tamer Brad: that's why I carry it with me Tamer Brad: so if I ever see him, I can nail him to it
<SomeGuy> God: "Hello Osama?" <SomeGuy> Osama: "Yes God" <SomeGuy> God: "Osama.. did you hear about the tsunami?" <SomeGuy> Oasama: "Yes" <SomeGuy> God "Beat that you prick.."
<Seikun> My friend (mike) bought a sword and bb guns in the states. he tried to bring them over to canada. and they said "the bb guns are a replica of the real ones. so you can't bring them in." "but you can take the sword, because thats not really considered a weapon"
<TLF> smoke <TLF> im calling u out hustlah <TLF> bring it <MegaSmokeX> Why, bitch? <TLF> first person to hack the other person wins <MegaSmokeX> k <TLF> lets see your 1337 skillz bitch hahaha *** Signoff: TLF (Connection reset by peer) <Ginnsu> Goddamn O_O <Saunders> pnwed. <MegaSmokeX> I think thats the luckiest Ive ever been in my life...
<CardiacVio> Dude, are you skipping homeschool again? <Metatag> Yep, I'm in the computer lab at the high school.
<TheWizrd> i wrote my paper ... its 2 pages ..... min length = 5 pages <TheWizrd> wtf ? <nerdcore> add 3 pages of "um" and "er" <nerdcore> "And so we, um, see that, um, um, Shakespeare was trying to, er, say that, um..." <nerdcore> "And then that one guy--what's-his-name--picked up the, oh yeah! It was Laertes! He picked up the, um, that thing that you use when you want to stab somebody--a sword! Yeah. That's it." <nerdcore> easy +3 pages.
<nJess> God that stings like a motherfuck <nJess> I just picked up my airsoft *** Kederaji has joined channel #C&T <nJess> And it discharged, into my face. <nJess> At a range of about a foot and a half. <Kederaji> O_o <Kederaji> I always walk in at bad times.
Zipalooie: i'd rather walk home from boston on train tracks drunk Zipalooie: and blindfolded Zipalooie: with headphones on blasting slayer at full volume Zipalooie: than get in a car with your sister again
EvilEye:i just found out that i have competition for student government president EvilEye:hes blind EvilEye:so heres my campaign slogan: "I have a vision"
<Matt> Hey, I just realized... <HazeMan> What? <Matt> While encountered together in captivity, in the wild, the stapler and the staple remover are natural enemies. <HazeMan> O_o
<+digital-lemon> im gonna invent a tv that blocks out commercials and put dancing stick figures with smilie faces on instead <@TreeClock> LOL <+digital-lemon> ill call it STV <+digital-lemon> pronounced stevie <+digital-lemon> stick telivision <+digital-lemon> i'll be filthy rich
<acidwar> last night, tony and I decided to stop off on the way to the party to get some beer <acidwar> we come out of the shop a few minutes later and there's a parking guy writing a ticket <acidwar> tony goes up to him and asks him what the ticket's for, parking guy explains that the car is parked in a no standing zone <acidwar> tony starts abusing him and tells him to cram it up his ass, so the guy writes a ticket for abusing him <Nuzzler> haha <acidwar> so tony gets up him even more, and every time he says something the guy writes another ticket <acidwar> 14 tickets later, the guy gives up and walks off <dendyh0> ... <acidwar> and we both PISS ourselves laughing as we walk back to tony's car around the corner, leaving some poor bastard with 14 parking fines :D <dendyh0> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <Nuzzler> ROFL!!
* Kederaji is now officially offended by the Red Cross. <FraX> How much blood did they want today? <Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle? <FraX> Yeah. <Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No". <Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No." <Kederaji> The bastard. <FraX> Was he right? <Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
<Ashryd> Prepare for the new revolution in freeing space on your hard drive, waste no more time on searching through old files to delete, simply leave it up to DaveBot! <Methuen> New program aye? <Ashryd> Doesn't work quite right yet though... <Ashryd> Does something a little more interesting at the moment... <Methuen> Oh? <Ashryd> It spends 12 hours searching through your folders and files finding and sorting them into things that must be deleted, could be deleted and mustn't be deleted, compiles the information into a database, deems the database an item that must be deleted then erases your whole hard drive. <Methuen> o.O
<Varrus> sloppy seconds :( <pushplay> sloppy seconds <pushplay> jinx <Varrus> you cant jinx, you got pwned <Varrus> :D * pushplay punches Varrus in the penis <SandCannon> youd have to kick his girlfriend in the purse for him to feel it.
chaseaskew9642: I'm going to get a restaurant to compete with crackerbarrell and I will call it niggerbucket.
<[omni]> wtf... it took you like 15 seconds to show us a picture of your hymen, but I have to wait hours to see a pictures of the pussy I'm actually interested in?
WormyWyrm: I don't think half as many people would pirate games and movies WormyWyrm: if they didn't give it such a cool name thelandofsiam: Yea, nobody would do it if it was called Illicit Data Transmition WormyWyrm: exactly WormyWyrm: noone would talk about it at all, too hard to spell thelandofsiam: ARRR IM A SOFTWARE PIRATE WormyWyrm: Gimmie yer booty and new versions of half life thelandofsiam: Yarrr WormyWyrm: YAR! thelandofsiam: I must restart my ship thelandofsiam: brb
<Enjoi> I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't know what 'modest' meant, so I know how you feel. <Raven> modest? fuck modesty lol. <Enjoi> No, she actually didn't know the meaning of the word :P
<lokk> GM posts 1.9bil loss <lokk> ouch! <Booster> they should have saved money switching to geico
<dice> You're in Sydney? <Scott> ahhh yea <dice> Cool! <dice> Whatcha doing there? <Scott> grandmothers <dice> Really? You stud! How many?
<jsCLASS> lets talk about my johnson <Mercster> small talk, eh? <jsCLASS> fuck <jsCLASS> owned
(Twisted) you can get 7,200Rpm and decent graphics on Laptops (@randomPaul) yes with free crotch burn and the associated infertility (Twisted) Too true (@randomPaul) I don't see the damn point ! Twisted is glad his laptop is a) Broken b) Sucks (@randomPaul) if I need to remember something on the move, or do some work on a train.... I use a pen and paper :P (moredread) hey is that true? I know ppl that would pay good money for crotch burn (@randomPaul) no infertility there ;) (@randomPaul) "too skint for condoms? just buy a laptop - with an intel P4 prescott processor!" (@randomPaul) "the intel P4 prescott, with centrino technology - so you can talk crap on alt.comp.laptop.infertility!" (@RinSewand) hmm (Twisted) Newsgroups for teh win! (moredread) new definition for roast nuts
miLKm4n2kj: there's a police scanner in my room at work miLKm4n2kj: it's fun to listen to miLKm4n2kj: it would be more fun if i could memorize this police code IcEmanhAxx0r: lol IcEmanhAxx0r: look at this one IcEmanhAxx0r: 11-25X Female motorist needs assistance miLKm4n2kj: that seems rather specific doesn't it? miLKm4n2kj: 11-25Y = male? IcEmanhAxx0r: it doesn't have it miLKm4n2kj: of course miLKm4n2kj: male motorists don't need assistance
<duncan> i should get oli to come here. <duncan> and we should make him get alcohol poisoning. <n3wt> Or poison poisoning <duncan> YES
X Garxx X: i found a bag of little black balls in my cabinet X Garxx X: and i was like cool chocolate balls X Garxx X: so i started eating them X Garxx X: and i was lik WHOAH THESE FRICKIN RULE ASS X Garxx X: I BET THEYD BE GREAT WITH MILK X Garxx X: ...thats when i realized i was eating coco puffs.
<Zoiks> its my birthday in two weeks :D <Zoiks> I'mma throw a big party and invite all my friends <Zoiks> shit dude, I need to start making plans <+madhtr003> and friends
<7ruth> Oh my god! I'll be right back, parents are making me barbeque. <Sentral1>Im pretty sure that was a literal version of 'omgbrbbbq' <Xthirteen>yep
ChronikG: Dude, I'm going to hell. I was typing in a porn site and was about to hit enter when all of a sudden "Jesus Walks" comes on the radio. TragicEnd: did you still go to the site? ChronikG: Yea, I figured Jesus just wanted to chill and watch porn with me.
<infoe> silmaril: what about jesus on the cross <infoe> and he calls to peter <infoe> and peter tries to approach <infoe> and the roman guards prevent him with violence <infoe> they blacken his eye <infoe> and scuff him up pretty good <infoe> and jesus calls him again <infoe> <jesus> peter. <infoe> and peter cries "i'm coming lord" and throws himself at the guards <infoe> who beat him roughly and break his arm <infoe> at which point he whimpers off <infoe> again jesus calls to peter <jesus> peter... <infoe> peter yells to christ "i am coming!" and he throws himself at the guards again <infoe> putting up a vicious struggle but not laying a hand of violence on the guards <infoe> finally they concent to let him pass <infoe> and peter .. his broken arm.. badly bruised and slashed makes it before jesus and kneels and says "i am here father what is it that you want of me?" <infoe> <jesus> peter, i can see your house from here
Mike: give me a good hosting company tag line Bleys: "We won't go down on you... unless you pay us extra." Mike: thanks for your help :P Bleys: no problem ;)
* xargs should not drive a bike <xargs> because... <xargs> o _ _ _ <xargs> _o /_ _ \o (_)__/o (_) <xargs> _< _ _>(_) (_)/<_ _| _|/' / <xargs> (_)>(_) (_) (_) (_) (_)' _o_ <xargs> =(
rydia 917: I have an insanity test rydia 917: 1. Do you speak French? Yes No Daniel: Yes rydia 917: Yup, you're insane. Only insane people speak French.
<RobbiePaul> I'm going to work on an econ paper which states that walmart has hurt america, but not the way most people think <RobbiePaul> i say by keeping prices low, people that shouldn't survive are able to
<Kupo> man <Kupo> Firefox can fuck itself <DarknessTear> It can? So THAT's what the Firefox logo is doing.
tj: tho there is this other girl who is like STUNNING i mean... kinda like a blonde cross between avril lavigne and melissa joan hart @mojo: jesus fucking christ. @mojo: what is her special power? killing erections?
<@Blaxthos> five, i know of no police department that has a year long academy <@Blaxthos> i call bullshit <dk|laptop> obviously you haven't watched police academy