<dodee> you want hard, ask glc to send you some of his grannies in nipple clamps shitting on japanese girls that are eating vomit while haveing 50 guys nut on them <CreePy> dodee: I have that one, it sucked. The one with vultures eating the girl's liver while a leopard raped her was cool tho. <dodee> jesus christ
<bean2edu>Try seeding the RNG with the current system time, that should help somewhat <kram>You do know that the numbers generated are still pseudo-random, and not true RNs. In fact there is no way to generate true random numbers. <bean2edu>Obviously you've never had your wife balance the checkbook.
<R0SC0E> i bought this returned 60 gig hard drive this weekend <R0SC0E> thinking they probably just didn't know how to install it <R0SC0E> and it'd be fine <ScumDog> cheap or something? <R0SC0E> and it turned out to be an old 20 gig drive with the label swapped <R0SC0E> yeah <R0SC0E> but the fuckwad left all his old files on it <R0SC0E> so i have his name, address, phone number, fax number, e-mail <R0SC0E> i e-mailed him and was like you dumbshit <R0SC0E> he e-mailed back and was like i uh sell computer parts so once it leaves my hands i don't know what people do with their stuff <R0SC0E> i was like what the fuck does that mean, why would someone take a 20 gig drive you sold, and put all of these letters to lawyers with your return address on them <R0SC0E> and call their windows username your name <R0SC0E> no reply after that
<kmad> if your parents named you 'Penis' would you kill yourself <Bertovo> No <Bertovo> I would kill my parents <kmad> good point <Bertovo> "Penis, quit jumping on the table" <kmad> "penis, clean up after yourself" <Bertovo> if only it were that easy
<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#wr e <Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#reload <Sysco:#cisco> there, now she's a blonde
<screechon> call him up <screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money <screechon> and if not <screechon> take it to judge judy
<Ghozt> So I was brushing my teeth and had to go to the bathroom, so I walked into the bathroom to take a #1 while brushing my teeth. I get my thing out and all the sudden my left hand starts jerking off my dick. I'm like, wtf!? Turns out I just had one of those "pat your head while rubbing your stomach" moments.
<orion> hold on here <orion> does the cube have a dvd drive? <Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom <orion> >< <orion> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates <orion> i don't know how to eject the cdrom <Amanda`> drag it to the trash can <orion> strike two
<dcsteve> is there a way to easily convert a mac game to pc <SinisterTengu> yeah...I don't think you can just "convert" it <dcsteve> why not <dcsteve> mac and pc keyboards are virtually the same
<Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi ownz me <Vicious> how about "Joe Hisaishi is gay" ? <Valvados> YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU THUNDERING MORON <Vicious> MAKE ME YOU BLATHERING DOLT
<Clara> "Hey, this is the 00s. I wonder if there is irony in the use of "00s?" Is it ironic that there seems to be almost 00 morality in entertainment for teens today? Almost 00 attention to morality by the filmmakers of today. Almost 00 open and honest observance of His Word? Publicly anyway?" <zeniba> the only significance in the "00s" is that the year now is more reminiscent of boobs than it was before
<Dante> haha <Dante> <Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids. <Brian> HAHAHAHAHAAHA <Dante> so GameCubes do have their use after all!