< CoJaBo> Update: The object seen landing near Gale Crater on MSD 49,269 at around 05:50:16 AMT local time has been conclusively identified by the Martian Space Agency to be a weather balloon. Due to possible radioactive contamination, Mars citizens are forbidden to approach Gale Crater until further notice.
<zalzane> I wonder how long it will end up taking for all this pony shit to blow over <Mutagene> too long <pkmnBlue> 2 years <zalzane> sailor moon took like 10 years <zalzane> and every once in awhile I still hear fags harp about sailor moon <pkmnBlue> DUDE <pkmnBlue> SAILOR MOON IS AWESOME <Mutagene> sailor moon was good though :( <pkmnBlue> Kuraitou: SAILOR MOON <zalzane> oh my fucking god
<gmaxwell> 1960: "I have a great idea! lets have every person in the country carry a radio tracking beacon!" "That'll never fly!" 2012: "I can has TWO iphones??"
* dagdamor psychs himself up to play "which cable goes where" and "why is this cable routed like this?" ahead of a switch stack replacement <dagdamor> deja vu etc <evil_steve> you can generally tell if it's important. <evil_steve> either a) all the phone start ringing at once, or b) all the phones go silent at once
<dr2chase> As I said to someone else, back when the Lite-Brite Mooninites panicked the Boston Police, the first rule of making a bomb, is to not make it look like a bomb. <dr2chase> That's why IEDs get buried, stuffed into dead dogs, what have you. Around here, if you wanted to hide a bomb in plain sight, you'd stick it in a crumpled Dunkin Donuts bag. <anony> Isn't a Dunkin Donuts bag the first place a cop would look?
<LocalDescriptorTable> Hey Russia I just met you and this is crazy but our space agency is broke launch our shit maybe?
<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called <hydro-> euthanasia <Chaosbreaker> Microsoft terminal service
<Goune> the other day i saw the headline : 'woman beats off rapist' and i thought..... <Goune> that seems like a reasonable compromise
*** bluntonio is now known as bluntplane <bluntplane> i have the worst goddamn neighbor on this plane <bluntplane> dude keeps scratching his fungus-infected foot and shit <bluntplane> and his balls <bluntplane> and then touches his face <bluntplane> has his legs crossed so his shoeless-foot is dangerously close to my leg (wearing shorts) <bluntplane> i'm about to tell him if his foot touches me again we're going to have a problem <bluntplane> in civil disobedience protest i am attempting to fart a lot <bluntplane> he is so fucking nasty <bluntplane> i want to stab him in the throat <bluntplane> a lot <bluntplane> as in, i both want a lot to stab him in the throat <bluntplane> and i would like to stab him in the throat a lot <bluntplane> i would also be okay if he died of aids <bluntplane> or anything else other than a plane crash <bluntplane> but most especially by a stab to the throat <bluntplane> stab(s) <bluntplane> oh and he is now picking his nose <bluntplane> oh fuck me <bluntplane> here is the crown jewel <bluntplane> dude just went into the bathroom in his socks <bluntplane> THIS NASTY MOTHERFUCKER <bluntplane> I HOPE YOU DIE <bluntplane> i would piss in this guy's face if i could <bluntplane> i would piss in his wife <bluntplane> YEA KEEP PICKING THAT FUCKER AND WIPING ON YOUR PANTS <bluntplane> MAYBE YOU WILL FIND SOME SHAME UP IN THERE <bluntplane> if i murder this fuck, will you guys kick in for bail ? <bluntplane> also, is "he needed killing" a valid defense ? <bluntplane> and finally, if I murder him on the plane while in the air, what state has jurisdiction ? *** Signoff: bluntplane (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <spook> Federal <nordberg> so.. is bluntonio in jail? <nordberg> cause... I'll totally chip for bail
<ram> I got into an interesting discussion with my roommate yesterday about Quantum Romneyism <ram> Romney holds a superposition of all political opinions until you observe him, then they collapse based on the audience.
<mgodzilla> I was a r&d micro electronics engineer tech. in my youth. * mgodzilla designed this dc to dc power supply they put on a satellite <Elephark> awesome * mgodzilla sent the satellite into orbit and lost contact w/ it <Elephark> at least it was powered <mgodzilla> they said it was mostly likely due to a power issue. <Elephark> ...oh <mgodzilla> I was like - what are you lookin' at me for?!?
< pthreads> dude, I haven't even had a fucking oven for a year < pthreads> we move in 2 weeks to a place that has an oven finally <@sakuramboo> but, you live in germany <@sakuramboo> after WW2, ovens are hard to find
<mjew1> new speakers showed up <mjew1> gotta figure out how im gonna wire them up <bunni> you put + in to +, and - in to - <mjew1> i know that <bunni> dont mix them up, otherwise the audio would be backwards <mjew1> fuck you <bunni> :D
<@Kropotkin> I hate looting corpses for anything other than an upgrade. I usually just loot the gold and small items... just feels more realistic to do that than strip someone naked all the time. I mean, this is Skyrim, not Baltimore.
<hextasy> so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
<Toba> i like my coffee like i like my women: earthy, french, and on my desk at work <nightshroud> But be careful or you may end up with burning pain on your lap area.
<Uprising> I just want to work somewhere that actually counts <jamesstanley> try the office for national statistics
<TrailMix> Sorry Santorum, you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term.
* Andaith has changed topic for #warble to: "Drought in the UK means: It's still raining, but not as much as we'd like."
<benjameno> how do i catch autism <benjameno> i've tried speaking esperanto and using free open source software but it doesn't seem to be working
< Ergo^> Six Stages of Debugging < Ergo^> 1. That can't happen. < Ergo^> 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. < Ergo^> 3. That shouldn't happen. < Ergo^> 4. Why does that happen? < Ergo^> 5. Oh, I see. < Ergo^> 6. How did that ever work? < MatthewWilkes> 7. svn blame < miniwark> 8. one day we will write tests
<DevXen> Today I was at the store and saw a Darth Vader action figure that said "Choking Hazard." It was great.
<Grimhound> You know. You'd think that the human body, being the product of millions of years of evolution, would eventually learn to dull pain when it becomes a chronic thing. <ryzorg> that seems true <@AndrewPH> that would be counter productive
<hq1> i promised myself not to touch java EVER in my life again, i'd rather drive a taxi
<@cougem> at 4am this morning i got a call from another hospital saying they were sending in a patient with a hole in their aorta <@cougem> which as emergencies go is about 1 level below 'his head has fallen off'
<hafiz> <b>hello</b> <hafiz> I NEED ZEND EXPERT!!!!!!!!!!! <zomg> <blink>that so</blink> <DASPRiD> <marquee>what for?</marquee> <zomg> <font size="1337">Please ask your question on the channel, not in my PM</font> <zomg> I really, really hope his irc client actually displays html
Rachel: I'm board. Jeff: I'm chalk, we should get together. Rachel: BOARD! Like I don't have anything to do, not BORD, like a chalkbord. Learn to spellcheck. Jeff: Oh god I hope you don't breed.
<lrvick> whoa <lrvick> i just found a usb magstrip reader <lrvick> i never knew i had <lrvick> i wonder if it works like a keyboard... <lrvick> %B4744740232448132^VICK/LANCE R^ 1506101000000000087800878000000?;4744740232258132= 15061010000000000878? <lrvick> well <lrvick> damn <lrvick> apparently it does <Science> What did we just read? <lrvick> no comment <Science> CC info, gotcha <ThantiK> lrvick... <ThantiK> you swiped a VISA... <ThantiK> 4744 is VISA start code for credit cards. <ThantiK> A bank of america one, specifically. <ThantiK> Might wanna change that now, lol - all of us probably have IRC logging turned on. You just threw your debit card info into all of our machines. <Science> WELL NO ONE WOULD HAVE KNOWN IF YOU HADN'T SAID IT MAN
<Me> the nigerian prince scam is old <Me> today you do it like this: <Me> hi, im an arabic dictator, and i have to get my vast fortune outside the country soon
lemonlimeskull: Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney to take on Barack Obama. lemonlimeskull: We have to stop letting George Lucas name our Politicians.
<Kerrija> On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
<M07w> you haven't been on the internet until you've seen a disembodied breast wearing a pair of panties
<azonenberg> wordpress is an unauthenticated remote shell that, as a useful side feature, also contains a blog
<blaxthos> you want bash.org should participate in the SOPA blackout protest on 18 January ? (+) for yes
<mrfun> speaking of max, i boned a duck <hamumu> are you sure you're speaking of max? <mrfun> took most of yesterday to bone and do two anims, geez <mrfun> but he's limping around in torque <hamumu> this is sounding worse every sentence
<Yokujou`> iPhone autocorrect: Because "Asperger's Cock" is exactly what you were trying to convey.
<drunkill> fuck printers <drunkill> I should name mine Bob Marley <drunkill> Because its always jammin'
<girl> so what's new? <jsn> just got out of an abusive relationship <girl> whoa, what happened? <jsn> decided to stop abusing her
<blaxthos> so tonight i got roped into going to some evangelical church christmas dinner theatre <blaxthos> "oh christmas, carol!" <cue> evangelicals are morons <blaxthos> it was absolutely godawful <blaxthos> until the last musical number, where the main character realized she has a hole in her heart <blaxthos> and sang a song entitled "i'm going to fill my hole with jesus"
Psyche: My roommate and her boyfriend broke up recently. Psyche: This morning a moving truck came to get the boyfriend's stuff. Psyche: On the side of the moving truck? It was an ad for a disaster cleanup company.
<tfair> is there an amazon service that will have something delivered to you at a random point in the next month? <tfair> or in the next year? <dRdR> tfair: that's called USPS
<jeemer> you know, come to think of it i already have a 5 gallon aquarium <jeemer> hundreds of billions of pets <jeemer> i feed them malt and they shit out alcohol <jeemer> its a pretty good system actually
<+GeoFrey> CINCINNATI - A court official in the U.S. says a 13-year-old boy charged with raping a 5-year-old girl at a McDonald's play area is denying the accusation. <+GeoFrey> lol wtf? <+farted> I'm lovin' it
Captain Morgan: I swear I'm going to kill whoever lives above me Saiu: the chair again? Captain Morgan: it's like he's playing ddr with combat boots Captain Morgan: and jumping as hard as he can Captain Morgan is now Away. Saiu: uh-oh
<Matt> A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. <Matt> He orders a beer.
<skydrome> man why are there so many diff aur packages of chromium :/ so confusing <xhazk> skydrome: No manual entry for why are there so many diff aur packages of chromium :/ so confusing