hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do
it for too long, though...

<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking
kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something

<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich

<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at
3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim
and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and
says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and
walks off

<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution
comes out on GBC?

<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is

<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then
smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..

<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from
aerosmith or something
<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long

* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2
polygon

<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes

<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<C-Rock> i might even swallow.

<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy
from a std clinic come in
<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be
more of a softcore magazine'

<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.

<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS

<WiLD_> my lele is at attention

<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.

<iln> cd earlyteen

<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where
we could connect to a server and chat with each other in
channels we create?

<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done

[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.

<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they
should have a /whowas command to see who people were after
they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> damn.
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
<Goemon> me

<EM[mMF]> man
<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit

<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the
answering machine

<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any
minute :P
*** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)
<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get
ready for the ass reaming of his life.

<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me

<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live
until 65

<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<iln> you can't abuse pot ash

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it

<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure
removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in
public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi
legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal
points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary
schools in the state.

<Tempy^^> I'll settle for old and fat
<Tempy^^> begger can't be choosers
<Tempy^^> prolly find used condoms inside of her

<Dr_DOS> My fish get scared of pizza boxes.
<Dr_DOS> They think they're giant borg ships or smth
<repp0r> Don't put an anchovie pizza near your fish.

<@Unsavory> eggdrop1.4.0 is weird
<@Unsavory> its got just a different feel to it
<@Unsavory> like an anus and a vagina

<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I
started getting dressed before she could turn on the
lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes
on already, and she can't find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I'm wearing?

<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.
<emufreak> How did you get into emulation?
<RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE

<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to
buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
<wecell> i've always used windows machines.

<emufreak> I HATE CHANNEL TOPICS
<emufreak> WHY MUST THEY EXIST
<emufreak> AND WHY DO I STILL CLICK THEM WHEN THEY END IN .JPG

<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS

<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.

<Moot> ok, here's what we do
<Moot> we break into AOL HQ
<Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica
mp3s on all of the startup cds

<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg,
i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the
another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game

<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services

<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can
do.

<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see
dinosaur...
<kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
<Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync.

<RDNt> wooooooO!!!!!!!!!

<User> this is a test from the api

<RDNt> BUT OI WANT MOAR
<RDNt> MOAR I SAY MOAR
<RDNt> IW ANT I WANT
<djspacebunny> o_O