hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes

<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got
introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im
tired

<skunko> well i officially have jacked off

<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black
bra, and she blamed it on him

<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her
ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis
inside of her.
<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.

<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and
looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds

<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
<strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?

* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than
ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.

<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/

<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would
buy it

<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this

<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next
president!!!!!)

<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY

<Ash> Win2k! ^_^
*** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer))

<Moot> masturbatin time
<Moot> I'm livin dangerously
<Moot> I'm not gonan check to see if my mom is asleep yet

<Guilty> Really, celerons make me laugh
<Guilty> The white trash chip

<ikkenai> I used to think knight rider was the car

<disconect> Tekken and sex both give my hand a cramp if I do
it for too long, though...

<hypr> if i was getting it in the ass by a brute id fucking
kill him stab him in the throat with a pencil or something

<Wind-X> and penis butter and jelly make a good sandwich

<Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at
3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim
and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and
says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and
walks off

<ACDCC> Hey, does anyone know when Dance Dance Revolution
comes out on GBC?

<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

<UncleJed> the government should split up efnet
<UncleJed> not that efnet doesn't split enough as it is

<tay> oops I did it again... I klined your bot... and then
smoked some pot.. oh baby baby..

<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from
aerosmith or something
<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith

<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long

* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2
polygon

<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes

<C-Rock> man id give a blowjob to be on Pen's quotes page.
<C-Rock> i might even swallow.

<iMike> i remember in 8th grade health class we had some guy
from a std clinic come in
<iMike> and he was talking about porn mags
<iMike> and some kid was like 'what about playboy?'
<iMike> and the guy was like 'well some consider that to be
more of a softcore magazine'

<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.

<_Riddler_> i was in the grocery store today
<_Riddler_> and I got this boner
<_Riddler_> I dunno
<_Riddler_> Maybe it was the melons
<IceWizard> Riddler: YOU SAW THE CARROTS

<WiLD_> my lele is at attention

<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.

<iln> cd earlyteen

<McMoo> wouldn't it be great if someone made a program where
we could connect to a server and chat with each other in
channels we create?

<Guilty> Ya know that fat guy they always show in Palm Beach
<Guilty> Hes the reason they couldnt get it done

[17:05] *** D1 sets mode: +o C-Rock
<D1> oh wait, I was trying to kick you.

<Goemon> you know how they have the /whois command, they
should have a /whowas command to see who people were after
they quit.
<Spidey> they do, goemon
<Goemon> damn.
<Goemon> my mom must have dropped
<Goemon> me

<EM[mMF]> man
<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit

<pezmasta> my band is gonna be called: rage against the
answering machine

<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any
minute :P
*** Deth[EHC] has quit IRC (Leaving)
<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get
ready for the ass reaming of his life.

<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me

<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live
until 65

<Ash> Yeah, but iln's pot abuse makes him unemployable.
<iln> you can't abuse pot ash

<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

<Guilty> Oh god I just changed my pw and instantly forgot it

<`Xenocide> Bolstered by the state of Kansas' recent measure
removing the requirement for the teaching of evolution in
public schools, yesterday afternoon the Mississippi
legislature passed a bill eliminating fractions and decimal
points from the mathematics curriculum of all public secondary
schools in the state.