hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad.

[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal?

[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean
you are
[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
[!smcn] oops

[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay
channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS
WOULDN'T YOU

<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually
harrassed by the coach
<Default> then she got a haircut
<Cowika> in protest?

I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I
get back, keep me here. - unknown

<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i
added a speaker to my ti-83

<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible

<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by
mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.

*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca
irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com)

<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?

<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you
know.."
<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around..

<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.

<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D
8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh

<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?"

<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the
toilet it never fills up?

<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better

<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she
wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her

<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i
say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in
and find out if i get herpes for myself!

<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"

<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S
ASSHOLE

<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.

<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.

<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on
me

<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.

<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my
penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on

<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo

<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me

<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video
games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money
<reptile-> What the hell?
<reptile-> someone replaced our blazemore with some Christian
bigot.

<cndz> what would jesus do>
<Josh> probably get crucified and die

<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7
years or whatever
<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now

<nyckB!Test@202-7-54.ipt.aol.com> I'm stupid? You probably
don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's
stupid. I am running UNIX!

<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in
#100%preteensexpix

<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that
portable pocket pussy again

<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with
HISTORY

<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you
choose all the ugly ones =)

<DigDug> warez > sex
<kisama> it is true.
<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.

<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC
CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE
DEATH

<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC

<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for
copyright infringement
<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?

<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly
<DigDug> Yes.
<DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello
<DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug

<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her
house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know
where i lived?

<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay
for it

<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN
TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'

<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a
ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
<DigDug> How much?
<jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life

<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u'
instead of 'u'
<Ohtani> err
<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?

<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank
aren't they?
<Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins

<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob
<ckx> and i was considering it for awhile

<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking
off into a cup!

<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish
i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job
some day