hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
n e r d b 5: like napster
n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people

e l i t e m r p: first type this
CD WINDOWSCOMMAND
n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom

n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a
whole day?

<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy
Paralellogram.

<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number
of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of
Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute,
five-monkey job.

<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s
about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York

<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to
exchange warez CDs.

[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
(McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site

<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia

<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like
Thor

<ArIck> mann
<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found
good porno

<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<kisama> :)
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do

<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting.

<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be
tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard

<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and
processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING
ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo

<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's
when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the
house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first
post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end

<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING
TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN
CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES
AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF
AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR
RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda

[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol

<[azn]> i am valid victorian

<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...

<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;

[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west
manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one

(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.

(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?

(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft,
then he could bust into the colo and frighten them

<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this
test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?

<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form

<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal

<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a
Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3

*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am,
Captain Pirate! :'

<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid
smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago

<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window

<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)

<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy

<Quan> they speak "texican"

<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper

<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out
of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving
to it

<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the
channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand

*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk
skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'

<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(

<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns

<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*

<BlackDeth> i was playin CS
<BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a
tank
<BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/

<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a
Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
<EtherMan> how much is that in real money

(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS.

<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed

<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!

<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot

(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running
a celeron and tries to commit suicide

<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS