hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this
test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?

<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form

<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal

<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a
Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3

*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am,
Captain Pirate! :'

<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid
smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago

<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window

<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)

<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy

<Quan> they speak "texican"

<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper

<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out
of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving
to it

<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the
channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand

*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk
skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'

<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(

<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns

<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*

<BlackDeth> i was playin CS
<BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a
tank
<BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/

<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a
Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
<EtherMan> how much is that in real money

(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS.

<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed

<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!

<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot

(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running
a celeron and tries to commit suicide

<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS

<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad.

[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal?

[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean
you are
[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
[!smcn] oops

[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay
channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS
WOULDN'T YOU

<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually
harrassed by the coach
<Default> then she got a haircut
<Cowika> in protest?

I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I
get back, keep me here. - unknown

<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i
added a speaker to my ti-83

<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible

<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by
mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.

*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca
irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com)

<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?

<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you
know.."
<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around..

<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.

<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D
8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh

<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?"

<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the
toilet it never fills up?

<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better

<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she
wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her

<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i
say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in
and find out if i get herpes for myself!

<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"

<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S
ASSHOLE

<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.

<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.

<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on
me

<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.