<enex> MadHatter: eat shit! <MadHatter> what <MadHatter> fuck you <enex> oh <enex> hi <MadHatter> yeah hey <enex> what's up <MadHatter> nothing man
<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother'
<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery <HomerJ> blows up <Andrigaar> Don't they explode? <Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid. <Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and --- <Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE <Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on me <BlackDeth> and the one offered me money to go sex0r him <BlackDeth> they prolly saw i was wrecked <BlackDeth> and thought they could take advantage <BlackDeth> boglins own <ikkenai> so how much did he pay you <BlackDeth> he didnt <BlackDeth> he just offered <ikkenai> oh <ikkenai> so you did it for free
<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common <ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water
<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married <GreenJelly> her turnoffs are Arrogant Guys, S&M, and Big Dicks <GreenJelly> IM SO IN
<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life. <gloone> but it also made it worthwhile
<Hatter> Sometimes hypr, I can hear the gears in your head grind to a halt <hypr> haha
<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons <papasui> and i looked to see how many calories are in each one <papasui> and its freaking 400 and 250 fat calories <Marcus-> "WARNING: May cause manboobs!"
<ikkenai> these tortilla chips are growing dangerously salty <ikkenai> old dutch is approaching the limits of the sodium frontier <CanuckGod> ikke: the Ristorante ones? <ikkenai> yeah <CanuckGod> those things are as salty as a nigger's balls
n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping
<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. That's my bandwidth. <Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please" <Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken <Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum <Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass <Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom"
<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees.. <hypr> fucking bitch
<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes <SWM> i never eat them <SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"
<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up <Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like. <reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me! <Taurclave> You dream of handjobs <DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl <Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1 <johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'
<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn. <repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D <lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle? n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
n e r d b 5: you use redhat? n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right? n e r d b 5: like napster n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
e l i t e m r p: first type this CD WINDOWSCOMMAND n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom
<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job.
<SWM> if the average penis is 6" <SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs.
[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site (McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com [thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo [kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
<ArIck> mann <ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction <ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno
<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett <kisama> cockface is hooking me up <kisama> :) <Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes <iMike> id see your penis <iMike> it was great <iMike> i mean disgusting.
<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system! <Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors <timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT <timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT <timmo> weirdo
<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then. <Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot <Guilty> It would never end
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING. <Intra> exactly amanda
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime.. <CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot) <Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west manchester [iMike] get a kickass one
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft, then he could bust into the colo and frighten them