hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

Network Stats: 21100 Approved Quotes | 1 in Moderation Queue
#265 [ + | - ] 764
<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown
by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my
pees..
<hypr> fucking bitch
#263 [ + | - ] 117
<SWM> i hate your fucking pancakes
<SWM> i never eat them
<SWM> "FUCK YOU EAT MY FUCKING PANCAKES"
#261 [ + | - ] 1604
<EFX>I hate it when the cats stare at me when I go into the
livingroom to jackoff to pornos :(
#260 [ + | - ] 601
<Guilty> Pen, you're going to hae to give something up
<Guilty> You cant go to a gym and run geekissues.org
#259 [ + | - ] 701
<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand
#258 [ + | - ] 839
<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject'
#257 [ + | - ] 363
<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after
#250 [ + | - ] -19
n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was
thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with
your uncle?
n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe
#247 [ + | - ] 506
n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
n e r d b 5: like napster
n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people
#246 [ + | - ] 505
e l i t e m r p: first type this
CD WINDOWSCOMMAND
n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom
#245 [ + | - ] 112
n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a
whole day?
#243 [ + | - ] 858
<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy
Paralellogram.
#242 [ + | - ] 2084
<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number
of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of
Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute,
five-monkey job.
#241 [ + | - ] 1516
<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s
about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York
#239 [ + | - ] 1143
<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to
exchange warez CDs.
#238 [ + | - ] 523
[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
(McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site
#236 [ + | - ] 3136
<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
#235 [ + | - ] 2074
<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like
Thor
#231 [ + | - ] 360
<ArIck> mann
<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found
good porno
#230 [ + | - ] 1052
<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<kisama> :)
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do
#229 [ + | - ] 936
<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting.
#228 [ + | - ] 1276
<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be
tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard
#227 [ + | - ] 1724
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and
processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING
ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo
#226 [ + | - ] 498
<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's
when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the
house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first
post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end
#225 [ + | - ] 720
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING
TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN
CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES
AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF
AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR
RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda
#224 [ + | - ] 992
[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol
#223 [ + | - ] 745
<[azn]> i am valid victorian
#218 [ + | - ] 624
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade...
#217 [ + | - ] 1012
<Amanda`> while(every_girl_except_me == idiot)
<Amanda`> cout << "INFINITE LOOP OF H8" << endl;
#216 [ + | - ] 69
[iMike] zach if you got a bike we could ride up to west
manchester
[iMike] get a kickass one
#205 [ + | - ] 1024
(D1) ignore me
(D1) 9 out of 10 women do.
#204 [ + | - ] 874
(|Chris) i felt boobies tonight!
(McMoo) did they belong to a womang?
#203 [ + | - ] 153
(Guilty) If only shafr was a large negro like the real shaft,
then he could bust into the colo and frighten them
#202 [ + | - ] 733
<DKMA> In seventh grade I was forced to take the SAT as this
test thing,, long ago. I scored higher than the state average
<DKMA> I live in Texas though,, so it doesn't say much =)
<X15> there are ppl in texas?
#201 [ + | - ] 1425
<iMike> the bible should be rewritten to more common language
<DigDug> yeah, like c++ or perl
<D1> in comic book form
#200 [ + | - ] 63
<bocz> ok dood, whatever
<bocz> go sip your mocca and read the wallstreet journal
#199 [ + | - ] 142
<Evilspoon> Anal Cunt - You Robbed a Sperm Bank cuz You're a
Cum Guzzling Fag.mp3
#197 [ + | - ] 832
*** topic in #ramen is 'When your cablemodems combine, I am,
Captain Pirate! :'
#196 [ + | - ] 433
<Reapern66> I realized why Bill Gates always has that stupid
smile on his face 1d 18h 2m 8s ago
#195 [ + | - ] 1263
<bash_> don't touch me there
<bash_> whoops, wrong window
#194 [ + | - ] 367
<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
#193 [ + | - ] 213
<screechon> call him up
<screechon> and tell him calmly to give you your money
<screechon> and if not
<screechon> take it to judge judy
#192 [ + | - ] 377
<Quan> they speak "texican"
#191 [ + | - ] 383
<brah-ca> i get all the chix.. just tell em im an efnet oper
#189 [ + | - ] 220
<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out
of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving
to it
#188 [ + | - ] 1141
<Acero> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
<Acero> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the
channel with the biggest penises on efnet
<WwMrTwW> penis pump!? weights? implants!?
<Acero> it's some excercise you do with your hand
#187 [ + | - ] 2087
*** Topic in #ramen is 'note to sober self: this is drunk
skunko, you got laid last night by alycia. YEA'
#186 [ + | - ] 440
<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(
#185 [ + | - ] 485
<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns
#184 [ + | - ] 102
<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*