<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that quadrapelegics are greedy? <chisoxiest> "i can't reach that" <chisoxiest> "i'm not tall enough" <chisoxiest> i mean c'mon now
<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year <End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different <zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it different.
(@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey, whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!"
(@bart`) bwhahhahahahahah. i think they should send that little girl from the pepsi commercials to cuba too
(@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear (@X2-down) er screamed
(odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at the same time?
<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE!!
<nullgod> I'm not quite sure who slack is for, it's harder then REdHat, so it's not for newbies, it's less secure then FreeBSD so it's not for experts, and it's not pretty so it's not for desktops. <DigDug> slack is for linux zealots :-D
<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of mars than a pair of breasts for one evening
<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand... <TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc <TknoMncr> I swear <TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it <TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse
<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus. <Ash> You've solved the mystery!
<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : | <Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his office (that's pretty damn fruity) <guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL <Dipstick> NO! <Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there :
<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a sunday morning" <migg> my fave country song is "Its midnight in montana, and i cant get my dick out of this cow" *** You were kicked by sandk1ng (i like the song "i kicked my friend for makin fun of music i listen to")
[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia [CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied
*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)
<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!
<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger <tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth
<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me =
female }/surrey
<DumbBitch> AND <DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes? <DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/
<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell? <Tux> PANTIES! <Tux> er <Tux> not really <Tux> but it was close!
<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.
<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake <`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
[02:16:02] <iln> would you fuck a 15 year old. [02:16:12] <AlmtyBob> the question is [02:16:16] <AlmtyBob> would a 15 year old fuck me?
<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad
<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug <Guilty> It's an FCC regulation
<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-) <Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well <McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him
<goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS? <goh2> well i wanted to try defraging <goh2> w/o windows
<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. <TheFlux> not an oil based one <TheFlux> it may catch fire
<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities, fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and hardcore pornography <Mooglezz> Among other things <MoogIezz> :(
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<skunko> dammit <skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster <AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start
<ckx> i've got nothing against homos <ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me <ckx> they're alright <gb> what if they cum on you <ckx> that's a grey area