<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus. <Ash> You've solved the mystery!
<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : | <Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his office (that's pretty damn fruity) <guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL <Dipstick> NO! <Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there :
<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a sunday morning" <migg> my fave country song is "Its midnight in montana, and i cant get my dick out of this cow" *** You were kicked by sandk1ng (i like the song "i kicked my friend for makin fun of music i listen to")
[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia [CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied
*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)
<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!
<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger <tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth
<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me =
female }/surrey
<DumbBitch> AND <DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes? <DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/
<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell? <Tux> PANTIES! <Tux> er <Tux> not really <Tux> but it was close!
<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.
<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake <`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
[02:16:02] <iln> would you fuck a 15 year old. [02:16:12] <AlmtyBob> the question is [02:16:16] <AlmtyBob> would a 15 year old fuck me?
<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad
<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug <Guilty> It's an FCC regulation
<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-) <Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well <McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him
<goh2> how do oyu boot to DOS not MS DOS? <goh2> well i wanted to try defraging <goh2> w/o windows
<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. <TheFlux> not an oil based one <TheFlux> it may catch fire
<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities, fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and hardcore pornography <Mooglezz> Among other things <MoogIezz> :(
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<skunko> dammit <skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster <AlmtyBob> not liking crap music is a start
<ckx> i've got nothing against homos <ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me <ckx> they're alright <gb> what if they cum on you <ckx> that's a grey area
<enex> MadHatter: eat shit! <MadHatter> what <MadHatter> fuck you <enex> oh <enex> hi <MadHatter> yeah hey <enex> what's up <MadHatter> nothing man
<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother'
<Infe> what happens if you try to recharge an alkaline battery <HomerJ> blows up <Andrigaar> Don't they explode? <Andrigaar> I wonder if it's violent or just some leaking battery acid. <Infe> i think it's all a scam to get you to pay more for 'rechargeables' and --- <Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHH MY FACE <Infe> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<BlackDeth> that was the night those gay dudes were hittin on me <BlackDeth> and the one offered me money to go sex0r him <BlackDeth> they prolly saw i was wrecked <BlackDeth> and thought they could take advantage <BlackDeth> boglins own <ikkenai> so how much did he pay you <BlackDeth> he didnt <BlackDeth> he just offered <ikkenai> oh <ikkenai> so you did it for free
<ikkenai> what does sex in a boat and american beer have in common <ikkenai> they're both fucking close to water
<GreenJelly> omg this lisa chick and me are gonna get married <GreenJelly> her turnoffs are Arrogant Guys, S&M, and Big Dicks <GreenJelly> IM SO IN
<gloone> internet, movies and masturbation ruined my life. <gloone> but it also made it worthwhile
<Hatter> Sometimes hypr, I can hear the gears in your head grind to a halt <hypr> haha
<papasui> i bought a box of crab ragoons <papasui> and i looked to see how many calories are in each one <papasui> and its freaking 400 and 250 fat calories <Marcus-> "WARNING: May cause manboobs!"
<ikkenai> these tortilla chips are growing dangerously salty <ikkenai> old dutch is approaching the limits of the sodium frontier <CanuckGod> ikke: the Ristorante ones? <ikkenai> yeah <CanuckGod> those things are as salty as a nigger's balls
n e r d b 5: i smell a burning smell n e r d b 5: maybe its my pc n e r d b 5: oh wait, ewww, its the cat pooping
<Low`DOHC> I got a tin can with some string, and a nigger from ethiopia that can make all those l33t african carrier tones. That's my bandwidth. <Low`DOHC> he goes "oot click weet barada chicken please" <Low`DOHC> I feed him dog food and tell him it's chicken <Low`DOHC> When I go out, I put him in my trunk with a drum <Low`DOHC> SERIOUS bass <Low`DOHC> nigga goes "booooom booooooooom clicka gimme chicken please BOOOM boom"