hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I
might as well hit him up for some prozac

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints
to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of
these back this schools getting locked down and everyones
getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later
when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop
had 4

<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and
she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living....

<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<HaXk> So it really isnt rape

<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow
and it stings when you pee?

<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick

<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
<Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained

<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!
<Dr_DOS> YES
<Dr_DOS> Sidewinner

<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving

<gloone> america is the only country where people live in
trailers.

<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches?

<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes."

uiu CTCP VERSION reply from Dr_DOS: DREAMCAST-IRC-CLIENT-2

<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal

<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone
<blazemore> and then you own yourself

<joshieboi> - i thought speed racer was the car

<FRoGGuM> So where the hell do u get this bot program?

<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I
elite now?

<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get
my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a
mail bomb on the way asshole

<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya

<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??

<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident =

<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh

<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128
<bocz> thats 310 mb for a server
<Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM

<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant
spanish
<Tum> like if its any good
<meps> just add water
<eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach'

<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace

<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get
a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend.

<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob
while on irc :/

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<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.

<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental
food, put it in
batter and deep fry it"
<redslime> "yeah!"
<redslime> i love eggrolls

<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to
access a zip in a zip
in a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D
<redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip?

<Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now
...ahhhhhh
<honx> eph: how can you be on the internet and not see tits
for a long time?

<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs
configuration file?
<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.
<Acrimon> sorry

<Beeth>  Progress (n.):  The process through which the
Internet has evolved from smart
<Beeth>  people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in
front of smart terminals.

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like
are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine

<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get
into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank
and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left
overs from a broken vacuum cleaner

<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,
<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."

<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
<token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife.

<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
<SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest
file, or look into /stand
<token> biggest file?
<token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-)

* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
<yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the
dishes] :)
<inof> :-]
<inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix?  You just do
exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically.  ;)

<inof> God used fork() to create Eve.

<Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers,
some ppl are homo.. I use mac

<sphynx> crushes suck
<sphynx> i hate em
<sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation
<sphynx> the hopes dashed etc
<shirazz> the masturbation
<shirazz> hehehe
<bark> the masturbation is ok.
<Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good..

<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an
ethernet cable.

<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both
arms.

<Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis
comparisons, really.
<rejs> but penises don't double in performance every 18
months...

<Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on!

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<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks