hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I
elite now?

<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get
my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a
mail bomb on the way asshole

<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya

<shade> HEY I WANT BITCHX FOR WEBTV DO U GOT IT??

<deft-> i always type /dick instead of /nick on accident =

<_scar_> hm I've been 16 the last 3 years on irc heh

<bocz> i think ill be stuck to getting 2 sticks of 128
<bocz> thats 310 mb for a server
<Guilty> Kudos on finding the elusive 54MB DIMM

<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant
spanish
<Tum> like if its any good
<meps> just add water
<eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach'

<^0_o^> i'm a girl's dream!
<^0_o^> if only i had a chance to prove myself...
<DooD> a paper bag will give u many chances
<DooD> if they cant see the face, they cant use the mace

<Ash> Anybody can get a girlfriend, just like anybody can get
a job. Most likely he has a "minimum wage" girlfriend.

<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob
while on irc :/

*** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^

<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.

<redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental
food, put it in
batter and deep fry it"
<redslime> "yeah!"
<redslime> i love eggrolls

<Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to
access a zip in a zip
in a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D
<redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip?

<Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now
...ahhhhhh
<honx> eph: how can you be on the internet and not see tits
for a long time?

<Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs
configuration file?
<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.
<Acrimon> sorry

<Beeth>  Progress (n.):  The process through which the
Internet has evolved from smart
<Beeth>  people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in
front of smart terminals.

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like
are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

<RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine

<brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get
into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank
and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left
overs from a broken vacuum cleaner

<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,
<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."

<Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
<token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife.

<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
<SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest
file, or look into /stand
<token> biggest file?
<token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-)

* inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
<yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the
dishes] :)
<inof> :-]
<inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix?  You just do
exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically.  ;)

<inof> God used fork() to create Eve.

<Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers,
some ppl are homo.. I use mac

<sphynx> crushes suck
<sphynx> i hate em
<sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation
<sphynx> the hopes dashed etc
<shirazz> the masturbation
<shirazz> hehehe
<bark> the masturbation is ok.
<Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good..

<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an
ethernet cable.

<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both
arms.

<Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis
comparisons, really.
<rejs> but penises don't double in performance every 18
months...

<Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on!

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<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks

<Twofish> Someone is mounting me every minute

<chisoxiest> is it just me... or does eveyone think that
quadrapelegics are greedy?
<chisoxiest> "i can't reach that"
<chisoxiest> "i'm not tall enough"
<chisoxiest> i mean c'mon now

<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year
<End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different
<zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it
different.

(@Bargeld) i went up to this hot norgy chick, and i said "hey,
whats up baby?" and she says "ONOuuoIee!"

(@bart`) bwhahhahahahahah. i think they should send that
little girl from the pepsi commercials to cuba too

<ethiopia> i'm starving

(@X2-down) this is mark eg, he hugged me and creamed in my ear
(@X2-down) er screamed

<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE

(odd42) hey guys: i'm d/l-ing a huge file on a 56k modem but i
have an Athlon and GeForce, so do you think i could play q3 at
the same time?

<OYES> no...like i guess there is a program..unix or something

<Felon> What is a leet? Is that a type of ferret?

<locust> Hey phil how do I get rid of my ip number

<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push
"power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you
Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole
internet going to DIE!!

<Ash> Thank God we got it all out before DigDug could quote
us. :|

<nullgod> I'm not quite sure who slack is for, it's harder
then REdHat, so it's not for newbies, it's less secure then
FreeBSD so it's not for experts, and it's not pretty so it's
not for desktops.
<DigDug> slack is for linux zealots :-D

<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of
mars than a pair of breasts for one evening

<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...
<TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid
onto irc
<TknoMncr> I swear
<TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it
<TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse