<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS <gb> THERE GOEZ ED <gb> BYE BYE <hypr> DONT DOS ME" <hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG <blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl!
<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on Xbox.. <Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez online
[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back?
[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i started crying seriously
<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit <D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass
<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm <Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem <Guilty> You and duke nukem <Amanda`> We're pals. <Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting for him to come home <Guilty> Hes dead, move on
<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate.
<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES <Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there urchin boy
<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature <freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it <scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen
<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from around the world week * PtitFous undresses then <MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine report"
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<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis
<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her. * freeweed kix Daemon's dog * DaemoN_ fucks her <smcn> fucks who? your dog?
<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole <BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick <T`karthon> ohh <Nija_work> had me fooled <T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us
<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis
<enex> You have invited Vic Viper to start using Microsoft Windows. Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the pending invitation. <enex> Vic Viper does not have Microsoft Windows installed and is not able to accept your invitation. <enex> Look how clever I am! ^_^
<smcn> it's like richard simmons getting laid <CodeMason> "ok girl, pump it, oh yes, left, right, left, right, in, out, that's the way!"
<Fustard> i should take a picture of my penis like orion, and give it away as a present <w3nis> maybe you shouldnt <DigDug> yeah, maybe you shouldn't <Fustard> yeah maybe i shouldnt
* CM[rebirth] annihilates SumDumGoy with a high energy carbon plasma sphere. (Think DragonballZ "fireballs"). * !SumDumGoy pokes CM. <SumDumGoy> I win. <CM[rebirth]> Damn! :O
<matt`> <goh`> guilty you spelt speed wrong <goh`> spelled* <McMoo> <goh`> YOUR USUALLY SO CAREFUL <goh`> you're* <goh`> you guys are assholes
<|WizZard|-Sleeping] I'm going to bed now, and you cant stop me from thinking dirty stuff.
jaylane0910: oh gross e l i t e m r p: ? jaylane0910: my cmoputer science teacher corrupted the word g-string for me e l i t e m r p: heh jaylane0910: she said she was writing her own string lib jaylane0910: her name is Gioviana or something jaylane0910: and she caled it GString jaylane0910: and shes ugly jaylane0910: and damn
<J3anyus> my bellybutton smells worse than my ass <DigDug> heh <DigDug> how do you smell your bellybutton? <J3anyus> digdug: pick all the lint out of it and then smell your finger :
<smcn> one of these days <smcn> i'm going to hunt down and kill whoever invented emoticons <smcn> then i'm going to look at him and go >=D
<CrazyDe> did I tell u what I got this girl for christmas? <CrazyDe> I got her lingerie in 1 box <CrazyDe> and I put before <CrazyDe> and in another box <CrazyDe> I put pajamas in there <CrazyDe> and put after
<Lathari> jack your ethernet into my ass and we'll have ourselves a REAL Lan party.
"A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?" - Ronnie Shakes
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein
"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly, flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States." The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
<achan> DigDug: 'ascetic' is maybe the word you're looking for <DigDug> ascetic? <DigDug> I don't know such a word. :/ <achan> someone who lives a monastic life outside of a monestary <DigDug> Ahh. <DigDug> Is there a term for someone who lives a monastic life on the Internet? <Medieval> yes, e-scetic.
<Theseus> get the free like 10 CDs they give you <Theseus> then write a letter to them signed under your parents name saying you burned all those satan music CDs, and to never send mail to that address again
<panacea_> im going to the doctor tomorrow morning regarding my thumb <Lordaerom> panacea_, so much fucking wanking
<McMoo> my computer doesn't even have a ps/2 port <RYan-> how do you connect your mouse?
<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one <shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off