hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause
<Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack

<iln> she was taking her pants off one time
<iln> and her underwear
<iln> and i was watching from the back
<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."
<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?
"
<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity.

<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've
thought about it

<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a
six pack?
<|Chris> 1, if no one's looking

<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like
<tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting
up again?:)

<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude.
<LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag.
<hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland
<LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine.
<LkTrout1> nerd
<hypr> ahahah
<gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor

Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of
any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't
make it a localhost of remote attack.
-- Artur Grabowski

<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some
negro has stolen my moves.

<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc?
<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit?

<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user
<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL

<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like,
these people are giving up their dignity so you have something
to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O

<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?
<sparc5> that's what I wana find out
<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth
<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first
few
<eggo> or family business
<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???
<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer
<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron
star
<sparc5> damn

n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e  m r p: register

<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9720]:
zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from
cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9722]:
zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from
cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9721]: zoo
(bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9723]: zoom
(bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9724]:
zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from
cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> WHOA SHIT
<mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer
to the PASSWORD part.
<wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :)
<wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages | wc
-l
<wankel> 8923

<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them.
<orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me.
<orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags

<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
<aard> for these cavities
<joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :)
<Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity

<watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=<

<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see
ur msg and dcc
> you mean the NSA not the military
<DaveMann> no the military
<DaveMann> what is nsa
<DaveMann> dont u mean
<DaveMann> nasa

<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We
Trust"
to "In Goats We Thrust"

<[SkiTzO]> i think the dump i just took was alive.

<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to
the bottem...
then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it
ruled

<Slewfoot> I made my hamster cum by tickling his winky once

*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to:
Masturbation: If
brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.
<syx> eeeeek

<gambit32> Would you like an orgasmic disorder?
<gargos> No... I've got homework to do.

After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99
[18:38] <THE_RAY> Any people from the school in here?
[18:39] <scitz0> oh yah i got home from the shooting and
"logged on" you idiot
[18:39] <PunCHie> i got shot in the head 4 times..  but i'm
okay..

[23:07] <feMMey> i leave for europe in 4 days
[23:07] <rys> on purpose?

<makeworld> ICQ scared the shit outta me
<makeworld> walked into my pitch dark room and hear a knocking
noise, sounded
like someone knocking on my window
<makeworld> shit

<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door
on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy
pie
<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some
venture capital...

<homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis
<homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to
tape it up

<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers?
<Chis> i need to get one on ebay)
<Chis> http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?
MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=
electric+shaver
<Spidey> dude
<Spidey> just go to the damn store

<reptile-> i like to masturbate
<reptile-> heh
<reptile-> I remember along time ago
<reptile-> when I was like 8 er smthn
<reptile-> my friend was like, "Gay people masturbate." or
something
<reptile-> and I was like, "ew.. I'm never doing that!"
<reptile-> !#@$

<hypr> digdug: i bet you have your beeper auto go off when
somebody adds a quote cause your a supernerd

(|Chris) take your dick out of the port
(Chis) hey it worked!

<DigDug> <hypr> dof i think hj00 lsefz haw
<DigDug> wtf did that say?
<hypr> i dunno
<hypr> what i said

<imminent> clean keyboard
<imminent> yesss
<edible> you desemenized it?
<edible> let some cum hungry slut lick the shit out of your
keyboard?

<MrSpey> Everyone needs pr0n. In fact, I think the amount of
pr0n people have is limited by their free time, connection
speed, and storage space. Not desire.

<muted> i dont like slackware
<Zephyrous> muted: what are you on?
<Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently.
<muted> suse

<Freezed> Just wondering if its possible to download a windows
95/98 source code, or ..

<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of
linux

<TrUSoLDiA> since when was linux free?

<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows?

<ASSX> were can i get some oc3`s

<snerfu> I would say the worst feeling is waking up after a
night of drunken stupor and in the process of walking to your
computer all you see is a pine session that says: your email
"im drunk" has been sent.

<Medieval> the chances of me spontaneously climaxing while
thinking about that are increasing

<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P

<Techbert> What does 'goatse' mean, anyway?

<Techiii> Q: How do you spell Kuro5hin?

<MrFalcon> Rattus: it's just random chance that i hit the
keyboard in such a way that my responses make sense

<Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP!
<Anagon> (no, not like that)

<polaris> haha... mozilla rocks... I accidently clicked on
horse pron on stileproject and it crashed before displaying it