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#772 [ + | - ] 617
<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint
#771 [ + | - ] 97
<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A
ALIIGATOR
#769 [ + | - ] 297
<c-rOCK> pen hates you
<c-rOCK> waffle boy
<eggo> pen loves me
<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right
now
<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government
to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r
#766 [ + | - ] 603
<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man
<ckx> not because i like killing people
<ckx> just for the nice suits
<ikkenai> and the bitches
#765 [ + | - ] 1111
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ...
and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
#764 [ + | - ] 526
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are
connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++
#763 [ + | - ] 324
<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll
subculture
<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com
right now
#762 [ + | - ] 230
uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..
<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???
#761 [ + | - ] 896
<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
#759 [ + | - ] 1755
<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
#758 [ + | - ] 306
[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im
realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the
2600 network?
#757 [ + | - ] 112
<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size
a RAM chip is?
#756 [ + | - ] 390
<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron.
<folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same
thing)
#755 [ + | - ] 2228
<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis
<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up
<Damien> lol sab
<saboteur> and its hard to hide
<phase5> same
<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street
<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants
<phase5> and drags on the ground
<saboteur> haha
<saboteur> yeah exactly
<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it
#751 [ + | - ] 1067
[reidman   ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on
the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan|     ) god only knows why
[|Dan|     ) and he's laughing
#748 [ + | - ] 636
<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I
fuck you in the ass?
#747 [ + | - ] 405
<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY
#740 [ + | - ] 462
<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you.
#736 [ + | - ] 72
<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs
#735 [ + | - ] -168
<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly
#731 [ + | - ] 446
<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
<reptile-> and labeled them with various things
<reptile-> like
<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
<reptile-> "GAY PORN"
<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
<reptile-> etc, etc.
<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window
of the kindergarten.
<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the
bigtoy at primary school
<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the
people that found the CDs. :|
#724 [ + | - ] 109
<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis
#723 [ + | - ] 376
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG  I SEEM TO BE HAVING A
BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE
#722 [ + | - ] 715
<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out
<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.
#721 [ + | - ] -2065
<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more
niggers.
<SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good
<SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a
swap meet.
<SWM> Niggers love swap meets.
#718 [ + | - ] 88
<wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket
#717 [ + | - ] 80
<Acero> dude wild are you some kind of flagrant gay
#714 [ + | - ] 714
<Hatter> I know it's up for me!
<Hatter> take it etherman!~
<notgoth> if you steal my sunshine!
<Hatter> I SAID etherman
* notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D
<EtherMan> :(
* EtherMan no sunshine
<notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D
* EtherMan sunshine!
<Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay.
#713 [ + | - ] 281
<Lowridah> I don't like getting  8===========D dcc'd to me
#712 [ + | - ] 342
<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause
<Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack
#711 [ + | - ] 675
<iln> she was taking her pants off one time
<iln> and her underwear
<iln> and i was watching from the back
<iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass."
<iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?
"
<iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity.
#710 [ + | - ] 258
<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've
thought about it
#709 [ + | - ] 737
<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a
six pack?
<|Chris> 1, if no one's looking
#705 [ + | - ] 473
<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like
<tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting
up again?:)
#703 [ + | - ] 140
<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude.
<LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag.
<hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland
<LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine.
<LkTrout1> nerd
<hypr> ahahah
<gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor
#702 [ + | - ] 460
Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of
any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't
make it a localhost of remote attack.
-- Artur Grabowski
#700 [ + | - ] 222
<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some
negro has stolen my moves.
#699 [ + | - ] 94
<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc?
<shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit?
#698 [ + | - ] 993
<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user
<Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL
#695 [ + | - ] 435
<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like,
these people are giving up their dignity so you have something
to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O
#694 [ + | - ] 316
<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?
<sparc5> that's what I wana find out
<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth
<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first
few
<eggo> or family business
<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???
<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer
<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron
star
<sparc5> damn
#693 [ + | - ] 367
n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e  m r p: register
#691 [ + | - ] 1282
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9720]:
zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from
cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9722]:
zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from
cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9721]: zoo
(bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9723]: zoom
(bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9724]:
zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from
cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com]
<wankel> WHOA SHIT
<mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer
to the PASSWORD part.
<wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :)
<wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages | wc
-l
<wankel> 8923
#690 [ + | - ] 168
<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them.
<orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me.
<orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags
#689 [ + | - ] 370
<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow
<aard> for these cavities
<joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :)
<Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity
#688 [ + | - ] 426
<watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=<
#687 [ + | - ] 388
<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see
ur msg and dcc
> you mean the NSA not the military
<DaveMann> no the military
<DaveMann> what is nsa
<DaveMann> dont u mean
<DaveMann> nasa
#686 [ + | - ] 804
<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We
Trust"
to "In Goats We Thrust"
#685 [ + | - ] 593
<[SkiTzO]> i think the dump i just took was alive.
#684 [ + | - ] 920
<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to
the bottem...
then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it
ruled