<c-rOCK> pen hates you <c-rOCK> waffle boy <eggo> pen loves me <eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right now <Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r
<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man <ckx> not because i like killing people <ckx> just for the nice suits <ikkenai> and the bitches
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. -- Wernher von Braun
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http <DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected <DigDug> Internet Information Services <OxOO> that must be visual http++
<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll subculture <rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com right now
uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net).. <Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???
<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open <Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
<cygnus> oi <cygnus> in windows <cygnus> what it mean <cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it <Sephiroth> means it is shared <Sephiroth> across your network <cygnus> how did you know that <cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy <cygnus> or something <cygnus> like <cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the 2600 network?
<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron. <folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same thing)
<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis <saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up <Damien> lol sab <saboteur> and its hard to hide <phase5> same <phase5> or like, when your walking down the street <phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants <phase5> and drags on the ground <saboteur> haha <saboteur> yeah exactly <k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it
[reidman ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site?? [|Dan| ) god only knows why [|Dan| ) and he's laughing
<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs <reptile-> and labeled them with various things <reptile-> like <reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX" <reptile-> "GAY PORN" <reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS" <reptile-> etc, etc. <reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window of the kindergarten. <reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the bigtoy at primary school <reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the people that found the CDs. :|
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE <cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS <rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE
<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out <Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.
<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more niggers. <SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good <SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a swap meet. <SWM> Niggers love swap meets.
<Hatter> I know it's up for me! <Hatter> take it etherman!~ <notgoth> if you steal my sunshine! <Hatter> I SAID etherman * notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D <EtherMan> :( * EtherMan no sunshine <notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D * EtherMan sunshine! <Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay.
<Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause <Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack
<iln> she was taking her pants off one time <iln> and her underwear <iln> and i was watching from the back <iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass." <iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in? " <iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity.
<|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack? <|Chris> 1, if no one's looking
<vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like <tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting up again?:)
<blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude. <LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag. <hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland <LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine. <LkTrout1> nerd <hypr> ahahah <gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor
Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't make it a localhost of remote attack. -- Artur Grabowski
<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves.
<shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc? <shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit?
<kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user <Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL
<Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O
<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star? <sparc5> that's what I wana find out <Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth <Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few <eggo> or family business <sparc5> Rehlic: pay??? <thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer <Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star <sparc5> damn
n e r d b 5: what in the hell n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user n e r d b 5: what do i do? e l i t e m r p: register
<wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9720]: zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9722]: zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9721]: zoo (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9723]: zoom (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9724]: zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> WHOA SHIT <mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer to the PASSWORD part. <wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :) <wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages | wc -l <wankel> 8923
<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them. <orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me. <orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags
<aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow <aard> for these cavities <joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :) <Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity
<watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=<
<DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc > you mean the NSA not the military <DaveMann> no the military <DaveMann> what is nsa <DaveMann> dont u mean <DaveMann> nasa
<Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust" to "In Goats We Thrust"
<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to the bottem... then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it ruled