hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

Network Stats: 21122 Approved Quotes | 11 in Moderation Queue
#801 [ + | - ] 420
<`bobble`> give +v to PunKz plz. i want him close to me
#798 [ + | - ] 1992
<|P0SiX|> you version'd me because?
<Valin> Because I wanted to see if you are one of those damn
Microsoft OS users. You are, and you shouldn't have any nick
that has anything to do with the better OSes (the free,
unix-like OSes) because anything affiliated with those OSes
are too good for the likes of you to soil
<|P0SiX|> [Valin VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v5.41
#797 [ + | - ] 313
<DarkSun> I ask for a n64 emu and a big nerd syz me go to
http://www.emu's.shoved.up.my.arse.com
<DarkSun> Anyone have a good webpage with EMU????
#795 [ + | - ] 281
<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever
talks shit to me.
#794 [ + | - ] 997
<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first
place?
<ckx> heh good point
#793 [ + | - ] 111
(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is
ready for her cherry to be busted
#792 [ + | - ] 477
(maffewz) little women is on, i'm sure every lesbian with a
tivo is filling up hard drive space
#791 [ + | - ] 912
(McMoo) i got in a car accident and i'm fine
(McMoo) except for that third nipple that the doctors thought
would be funny to include in my skin graft
#790 [ + | - ] 1432
(Guilty) "WITHOUT ULTRA PORT GUARD 2000, HACKERS CAN STEAL
YOUR CHILDREN"
#789 [ + | - ] 119
<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob?
#788 [ + | - ] 616
(sonique) i'm sensitive
(sonique) i cry at movies
(sonique) i change clothes 5 times before i go to school
(sonique) i also look at little boys with a glint of danger in
my eye
#787 [ + | - ] 261
(Guilty) Fionna's body is similar to that of a 13 year old boy
in Etheopia
#786 [ + | - ] 154
(Erich) i can run faster than a blood hound
(zp) Erich: all the free niggas can, thats why they're free
#785 [ + | - ] 378
(|Chris) bang her and change your phone number
#783 [ + | - ] 648
(DigDug) i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an
odometer
#782 [ + | - ] 537
<MadHatter> I just got this spam:
<MadHatter> READY TO BREAK YOUR
<MadHatter> NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS??
<MadHatter> "I'm not gonna look at HARDCORE PORN anymore."
<MadHatter> "I won't GAMBLE ONLINE anymore."
<MadHatter> "I'm gonna JUST SAY NO."
#781 [ + | - ] 328
<D1> mp3[01 - s~1] [1m47s/1.23mb/96kbps]
<D1> arg
<D1> i need one of those mp3 name thingies
#780 [ + | - ] 737
<dizzy_working> you couldn't kick my ass if I gave you special
ass-kicking shoes and bent over for ya
#779 [ + | - ] 237
<zaney> whats gaotse.cs url
<zaney> correct 1
#774 [ + | - ] 337
<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff? I
don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson shit.
#773 [ + | - ] 128
<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop
<justinfinity> rusty changed something
#772 [ + | - ] 637
<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint
#771 [ + | - ] 92
<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A
ALIIGATOR
#769 [ + | - ] 300
<c-rOCK> pen hates you
<c-rOCK> waffle boy
<eggo> pen loves me
<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right
now
<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government
to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r
#766 [ + | - ] 585
<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man
<ckx> not because i like killing people
<ckx> just for the nice suits
<ikkenai> and the bitches
#765 [ + | - ] 1069
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ...
and the
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
#764 [ + | - ] 510
<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http
<DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are
connected
<DigDug> Internet Information Services
<OxOO> that must be visual http++
#763 [ + | - ] 342
<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll
subculture
<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com
right now
#762 [ + | - ] 259
uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^LiNuX!root@vw-14185.kems.net)..
<Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???
#761 [ + | - ] 890
<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open
<Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway
#759 [ + | - ] 1782
<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
#758 [ + | - ] 325
[PhantomDeath(kvirc@vw-25884.iprimus.net.au)] hey tim, im
realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the
2600 network?
#757 [ + | - ] 129
<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size
a RAM chip is?
#756 [ + | - ] 394
<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron.
<folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same
thing)
#755 [ + | - ] 2238
<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis
<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up
<Damien> lol sab
<saboteur> and its hard to hide
<phase5> same
<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street
<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants
<phase5> and drags on the ground
<saboteur> haha
<saboteur> yeah exactly
<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it
#751 [ + | - ] 1091
[reidman   ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on
the Apple Quicktime site??
[|Dan|     ) god only knows why
[|Dan|     ) and he's laughing
#748 [ + | - ] 641
<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I
fuck you in the ass?
#747 [ + | - ] 378
<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY
#740 [ + | - ] 456
<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you.
#736 [ + | - ] 92
<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs
#735 [ + | - ] -180
<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly
#731 [ + | - ] 459
<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
<reptile-> and labeled them with various things
<reptile-> like
<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
<reptile-> "GAY PORN"
<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
<reptile-> etc, etc.
<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window
of the kindergarten.
<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the
bigtoy at primary school
<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the
people that found the CDs. :|
#724 [ + | - ] 87
<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis
#723 [ + | - ] 416
<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE
<cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS
<rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG  I SEEM TO BE HAVING A
BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE
#722 [ + | - ] 696
<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out
<Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.
#721 [ + | - ] -2023
<SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more
niggers.
<SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good
<SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a
swap meet.
<SWM> Niggers love swap meets.
#718 [ + | - ] 83
<wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket
#717 [ + | - ] 79
<Acero> dude wild are you some kind of flagrant gay
#714 [ + | - ] 748
<Hatter> I know it's up for me!
<Hatter> take it etherman!~
<notgoth> if you steal my sunshine!
<Hatter> I SAID etherman
* notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D
<EtherMan> :(
* EtherMan no sunshine
<notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D
* EtherMan sunshine!
<Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay.
#713 [ + | - ] 286
<Lowridah> I don't like getting  8===========D dcc'd to me