hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or
something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing

<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is
using ZD to bitch about his life.
<BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."

<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets
<AlmtyBob> sucks

<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime
<Cducharme> k
<Cducharme> fixed
<Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look
at it when I scrape up some cash.
<Ash> Oh, clock.
<Ash> N/m.

<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?

<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site!
<OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here

<BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro?
<scar-> <-

<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants
<KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify
<TonyD> how unusual

<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation?
<rob`> to a different bar

<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta
<rob`> _________________________________________
<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL
<rob`> HELP ME

*** blazemore
(empty3@dialup-209.245.205.138.Houston1.Level3.net) has joined
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<LkAway1> blazemore: what happened on DBZ today?
<HomerJ> they fought some guy

<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today
with a programming cobol book
<Berzerker> hahahah
<Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol

<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight
chance of dickt4yt0r
<c0njurer> kthx

<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise?
<fs`> is that an emu?

<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down
counter clockwise?

* Matataki hhahwhawhawhawhawhawhawhwh
<Matataki> whenever i wanna laugh i read 'the emulation dream'

<hypr> 0h shit ash
<hypr> yer roommate is offened by women?
<hypr> haw he am gay
<hypr> j00 have sex wit em?
<hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w
<Ash> Yah.
<brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child.

<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks
a trick
<doraemon`> she rules

<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i
knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember.
(and me too :D
<lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll
remember it as consentual

<_TheFlux_> bleem bleem the magical fruit. the more you play
the more you reboot

<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe
their ass
<ck3k> that must be a fucking trial
<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do
that

<ckx> kira looks like someone put a bag over her head and
smashed her in the face with a monkey wrench

*** Joins: SYch0 (Zack@pm-5-37.tellink.net)
<SYch0> coo
<SYch0> just put my old computer in my new case
<ikk|q3a> wow!
<TheFlux2k> duz it magically run faster?
<SYch0> butholes
<SYch0> wtf do I even talk to u ppl
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<Masta_D``> zophar was a trend
<Masta_D``> it was hip to be with zophar
<Masta_D``> till we all realized how gay he is

<SWM> catholics are stupid
<SWM> "masturbation is a sin"
<SWM> I sure showed them

<Agent_M> hey, i bet $10 that r0f is masturbating right now
<Spud-Alt> what odds?
<Agent_M> 1-10000

<blazemore> puking isn't nasty unless you've got your mouth
against someone's vagina and fill them up with your
regurgitated lunch
<blazemore> or in their ass and have them shit it back out
into your mouth
<AlmtyBob> that's not gross
<AlmtyBob> okay the second one is
<AlmtyBob> that would be the coolest jap scat pr0n ever

Hambone on #ramen #gaydads4sons #noodles
<blazemore> ash
<blazemore> get out of that gay channel, now
*** Hambone (shazam@24.gate3.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #
ramen

<SWM> if killing wasn't illegal I'd do it every day
<blazemore> shutup you pussy

<blazemore> *** Now talking in #bemani
<blazemore> *** Topic is '<Orchard-L> i heard it sucks monkey
balls! Monkeys like bananas, kthxgoal'
<blazemore> *** Set by Onic on Fri Nov 10 22:01:07
<blazemore> that kthx thing has gone pretty far
<scar|home> yeah
<scar|home> the emu skene - #EFNet's l33t lingo cradle since
1997!
<scar|home> -# :o
<blazemore> :o

<timmo> i got a lego fetish whats it to ya?
<iMike-> damn norwegian toy companies
<McMoo> it's danish
<iMike-> what the hell is that
<iMike-> danland?

<SuperGT> this channel probably gots nothing, but a m0therfuck
|g piece of shit!!! this channel sux shit, ITALY sux shit too!
They losted to frogs!!! so how about it? a wopper $1.49? haha
piece of shit

<AnarKii> does Cel300 is fast?
<AnarKii> nyway
<AnarKii> where I could found NAME + romz ?
<AnarKii> pleazzzzzzzzzzzz

<Beck-Fan> are we so desprit for petty entertanment (roms)
that wa suck up to these people that think there gods because
they spent 24/7 on there computors

<PunK> she was a fast machine she kept her penis clean she was
the best half woman that I ever seen

<arcaDEATH> I thought Tetris was like Solitare?

<c0ke> Anyone have linux emulator for super nintendo ?

<LordTalon> My circumsicion scar seems to be bleeding, what
should I do?

<TwiLyght> Toby on @#gayphonesex @#gaydads4sons @#gayteensex @
#gayboysex @#gayteenboys
<TwiLyght> ack!
<TwiLyght> you dirtied my computer with /whois toby

<_0wn3d_> N-E-1 no how to download the internet
????????????????

<Firebrand> Mario and Luigi are just too "goody goody" with
each other.
<Firebrand> I'd wonder what kind of "plumbing" they do
<Firebrand> As I never see them with the tools

<Boricua> any one know if there is a psx emulator that
emulates burned cd's?

<lugnut> He used to fwap it around in front of his mom
constantly

<PuyoDead> #emu talks more .br talk than the entire country of
brazil

<Beez> do u know where to download the Psx emulator EMU and
Bleed?

<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up
last night
<SwampGas> now keep it out of here
<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp
<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE
<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off

<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair
as experimental flac vest material

<Snots> If someone don't send me a rom I'll use ping!

<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for
emulate PSX in a pentium 133?

<SuckIt699> ENGLISH people u r in america