<Amanda___> hhahaha, peng <Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT <c-rOCK> indeed.
<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with banner ads <Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting <|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather reporting <|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking weather <|Chris> bastards
<QuoteSick> >:)
<QuoteSick> {:-)
<zantispam> :-{
<zantispam> ^^^ moustache
<zantispam> :-{>
<zantispam> ^^^ goatee
<acestus> {:-) ?
<acestus> Toupee?
<DigDug> >8)
<finkployd> :(-<(&) - not happy having a tapeworm
<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles
(|Chris) i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a fucking bukkake film
<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/ <MadHatter> are you still fat
<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the house, with a wall cheat
<ckx> i used to drink <ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm <ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism
e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do? e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky
<cactor> I'm gonna put some oragel on my dick and stick it in some bitches mouth <|Chris> what are you gonna do when she bites your dick off <|Chris> cause she can't feel her mouth <cactor> uh I dunno <cactor> smack her probably
<Fustard> fuck <Fustard> now im bored. <Fustard> oh well <Fustard> at least i have a cock and the internet. <Fustard> ill do something with that.
<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass <matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag <matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some gay color></gayness><ass tables>
[07:34] * Fustard is away, penis butter puffs [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [07:45] * Fustard has returned, that was some good cock. [gone:10m21s]
<Kury^> the other day i found out that my Uni's fire evacuation policy for ppl with wheelchairs is to 'push them into a room, close the door, escape and then give the room number to the firemen'
[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that [00:15] <Fustard> yeah well [00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis
<hypr> joo do any drugs today? <`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface <hypr> what is pot then <`gb> a plant
psxfaQ: <-- eating spam e l i t e m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer paper
<D1> why does cs give me that purple screen once I get out of one game and start a new one? <D1> WHY WHY WHY * |Chris away ..(autoaway).. (On/l)(Off/p) <D1> don't hide behind your petty autoaways
<timmo> make me dumplings <timmo> and some grit <Fustard> grits* <Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim <timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit
<two-c00l> i met eminem yesterday <rick^MD> eminem is gay, and i hate gays <two-c00l> eminem is not gay! <rick^MD> yes he is <two-c00l> prove it <rick^MD> ok... i had anal sex with him last week <two-c00l> um i thought you said you hate gays? <rick^MD> oh umm... i was just making sure he was gay so i could prove it to you
<dovee> anyone using or have an imac? * macker looks over at the door <macker> nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one...
<BlackDeth> ________________________ <BlackDeth> / )··,, <BlackDeth> / \___________________/ ``,, <BlackDeth> ( ) ) ikkenai <BlackDeth> `·-^-? <hypr> damnit <hypr> fucking mom walked in and saw da c0ck <hypr> lamers
<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight.
<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside <Nikki> sorry
<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat. <osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick. <osx> So watch out..
<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking the profits for their own."
<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn <Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn flavoring
<Dipstick`> women exist? <Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings <Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women <Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the drawings
* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF] [page:OFF] <blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his starwars trip * [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on a starwars trip"
<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong <Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods <Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone
<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel <NOFX`> its getting old <NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something <NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing
<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is using ZD to bitch about his life. <BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."
<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime <Cducharme> k <Cducharme> fixed <Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash. <Ash> Oh, clock. <Ash> N/m.
<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock? <EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?