hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

Network Stats: 21117 Approved Quotes | 1 in Moderation Queue
#1116 [ + | - ] 874
<var> hrmm
<var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my
desktop
<var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling
<Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new
owner
<Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out
#1114 [ + | - ] 321
<@Spidey|> http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=
coralshay
<@D1> OMG! MOM?
#1112 [ + | - ] 95
<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few
weeks :P
<LkTrout1> Deth is a boner.
<blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.
#1110 [ + | - ] 475
<MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache
#1107 [ + | - ] 256
* MadHatter is back from: Rebooting!
<^enex^> do you feel refreshed
#1104 [ + | - ] 603
<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a
fucking epileptic in a strobe light
#1103 [ + | - ] 342
<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers
*** chrab Quit (Read error: 54)
#1101 [ + | - ] 691
[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant"
in 2001?
[Guilty] When did that come out
(McMoo) 2001
#1098 [ + | - ] 392
<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?
<maff> www.amihitmanornot.com
#1097 [ + | - ] 1092
[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine.
[D1] when everyone was playing for pogs
[D1] I put down my slammer
[D1] and it started a huge trend
[D1] then EVERYONE played for slammers
[Guilty] You put it on the pile?
[D1] yeah
[Guilty] Thats just stupid
[D1] I was a high roller.
(McMoo) are you guys discussing pog tactics?
[D1] yes
#1096 [ + | - ] 1169
<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom?
<maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works
<aaronx`> dosent work for me...
<aaronx`> bah
<aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial
#1095 [ + | - ] 128
<enex> sux!
<LkTruth1> enex reminds me of this: http://www.hoover.com/
#1092 [ + | - ] 866
<BlackDeth> Now playing: with myself
#1091 [ + | - ] 392
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out
(Twin-X) although she's the result of not
#1090 [ + | - ] 323
(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you?
(tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is
A DJ
(tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that
(tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet
#1089 [ + | - ] 571
(kellai) fr0g is cuddly
(kellai) except for when he tried to light me on fire
#1088 [ + | - ] 304
<homerj> damn
<homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated
speedos here
#1083 [ + | - ] 750
<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name
<timmo> chris
<timmo> is your w broken?
<thinkmad> no
#1082 [ + | - ] 374
<MadHatter> I'm getting pretty sick of black and white
<MadHatter> there's just too much to manage
<MadHatter> it's probably a really good game for people who
don't already have jobs
<blazemore> maybe i should play then
#1079 [ + | - ] 350
(R0y-HR) i just mauled my cat and got static shock from her
ear
#1078 [ + | - ] 695
(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it
said that my blank cd "was not ready
(idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd
things at the bottom of the cake box
#1077 [ + | - ] 257
(frOsty-) s|urpee: holy shit, i just stopped caring about this
thread of conversation
#1076 [ + | - ] 92
<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore
<Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque
logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db
<Guilty> Then it would always be fresh
#1075 [ + | - ] 338
<acestus> Maarken: Bah, briefs-wearer.
<acestus> You might as well run EMACS.
#1069 [ + | - ] 4950
<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb
#1068 [ + | - ] 89
<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"?
#1066 [ + | - ] 806
<D1> omg
<D1> christians are knocking at my door
<D1> and they're armed with the holy bible
#1065 [ + | - ] 475
*** bongboy is now known as hurstdogs-mom
<hurstdog> don't make me kill you
<pb> hurstdog: you'd kill your own mother???
#1064 [ + | - ] 305
* r0bt3k looks at his 100 megs of mp3s
<r0bt3k> hehehe
* r0bt3k then looks at his 5 gigs of porn
<r0bt3k> hahahah
#1063 [ + | - ] 870
(nexxai) looking at porn with your dad's girlfriend in the
room is weird
#1062 [ + | - ] 508
uiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!!
<digdug> why so few people? :/
<bocz> i wuz hungry
#1060 [ + | - ] 869
<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame,
take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and
down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs
the power cord
#1059 [ + | - ] 1087
<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs
<MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy?
#1058 [ + | - ] 112
<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right
now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)
#1057 [ + | - ] 2204
(MoLaUstEr) They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was
already taken.
#1056 [ + | - ] 159
<_Gandalf_> if i were mexican i'd have something witty and
funny to say...
#1054 [ + | - ] 334
(wundr) gizm... why do you never use the same nick for more
than 25 minutes?
(scolnick) i got tired of 'gizm'
(scolnick) at first i thought it was dope, just due to the
fact that tht i liked the letters
(scolnick) g-i-z-m
(scolnick) but then it got old to me
(scolnick) so for now you can just call me lewis
#1052 [ + | - ] 263
<_Bas> folks, when people say "power train", do they mean
"automatic transmission"?
#1051 [ + | - ] 564
(Argent-) okay- I have like 20 windows open and my disk is
swapping like a hot couple during the 60's
#1049 [ + | - ] 247
(s|urpee) haha yuh me hakz0r the university gibson
(s|urpee) one day
(s|urpee) I was like hakz0ring it and stuff
(s|urpee) and I was like emailing support@cc and shit
(s|urpee) and then he emailed me back and told me to notify
the lab guy that the comp next to me needed rebooting
#1048 [ + | - ] 1075
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse.
<DooD> A mouse ducks to the ground, narrowly avoiding your
strike!
<DooD> A mouse skillfully dodges your assault.
<DooD> A mouse is in excellent condition.
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv>
<DooD> A mouse strikes you with terminal brutality!
<DooD> You are stunned, but will probably recover.
<DooD> wtf was that
<timmo> well
<timmo> a mouse whooped your ass
#1047 [ + | - ] 500
<ryo-ohki> I'm gonna try setting up some Dutch auctions on
eBay.
<blazemore> you're supposed to be 18 to use ebay though :|
<ryo-ohki> Tell that to my 200 pairs of dirty teen boy's
undies.
#1046 [ + | - ] 353
<tokage> i have emotional states: apathy and irritation, which
would you like me to direct at you?
? tokage/#kuro5hin smirks
<ragabr> tokage: irritation if it leads to spankings and
nipple clamps
<vsync> which one comes with a free beer?
<tokage> hmm..both probably
#1044 [ + | - ] 486
<digdug> i think i've come up with a solution to my problem
<digdug> i'll just put each [previously misconfigured NT] box
into its own domain
<digdug> mwuahahahah
<h2odragon> digdug: you are in Hell; all you can do is push
the rock up a different wall for a while
<h2odragon> it's still going to roll back down
#1042 [ + | - ] 628
<mazix> IAN VAN DAHL CASTLES IN THE SKY 8.99 Genre: SOUL/R&B
<mazix> Released: 12/19/1900
<mazix> Country: USA
<mazix> this song is older then i thought
<SJ7Trunks> haha
<Crom> AHHHHHHHHH
<Crom> MILLLENIUM BUG
<Crom> WE ALL GONNA DIE
* Crom hides.
#1040 [ + | - ] 87
<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im
my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition ,
hacker stupid
#1039 [ + | - ] 391
<maff> Someone has donated coathanger just now!
<Amanda`> GET IT
<Amanda`> GET THE COATHANGER
<Amanda`> YOU CAN PERFORM INGAME ABORTIONS!
#1038 [ + | - ] 830
<[Duo]> man, you guys are so not 7334
#1037 [ + | - ] 960
<Mass> hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie
Lymon that goes Uhhh uhh uh uh uhahhhhh uhh uhh uh
#1036 [ + | - ] 305
<Thinkmad> lets get up a game of cs
<Thinkmad> fsho
<Thinkmad> i want to make a map
<Guilty> Oh god
<Guilty> You would have penis's hidden EVERYWHERE