<var> hrmm <var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop <var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling <Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner <Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out
<@Spidey|> http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name= coralshay <@D1> OMG! MOM?
<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P <LkTrout1> Deth is a boner. <blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.
<MadHatter> sushi rulez! <Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez! <Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache
<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light
[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant" in 2001? [Guilty] When did that come out (McMoo) 2001
[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine. [D1] when everyone was playing for pogs [D1] I put down my slammer [D1] and it started a huge trend [D1] then EVERYONE played for slammers [Guilty] You put it on the pile? [D1] yeah [Guilty] Thats just stupid [D1] I was a high roller. (McMoo) are you guys discussing pog tactics? [D1] yes
<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom? <maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works <aaronx`> dosent work for me... <aaronx`> bah <aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out (Twin-X) although she's the result of not
(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you? (tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is A DJ (tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that (tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet
<homerj> damn <homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated speedos here
<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name <timmo> chris <timmo> is your w broken? <thinkmad> no
<MadHatter> I'm getting pretty sick of black and white <MadHatter> there's just too much to manage <MadHatter> it's probably a really good game for people who don't already have jobs <blazemore> maybe i should play then
(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my blank cd "was not ready (idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd things at the bottom of the cake box
(frOsty-) s|urpee: holy shit, i just stopped caring about this thread of conversation
<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore <Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db <Guilty> Then it would always be fresh
<orion`-`-> what the fuck <orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid <orion`-`-> brbrb
<D1> omg <D1> christians are knocking at my door <D1> and they're armed with the holy bible
*** bongboy is now known as hurstdogs-mom <hurstdog> don't make me kill you <pb> hurstdog: you'd kill your own mother???
* r0bt3k looks at his 100 megs of mp3s <r0bt3k> hehehe * r0bt3k then looks at his 5 gigs of porn <r0bt3k> hahahah
uiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!! <digdug> why so few people? :/ <bocz> i wuz hungry
<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord
<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs <MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy?
<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)
(wundr) gizm... why do you never use the same nick for more than 25 minutes? (scolnick) i got tired of 'gizm' (scolnick) at first i thought it was dope, just due to the fact that tht i liked the letters (scolnick) g-i-z-m (scolnick) but then it got old to me (scolnick) so for now you can just call me lewis
<_Bas> folks, when people say "power train", do they mean "automatic transmission"?
(Argent-) okay- I have like 20 windows open and my disk is swapping like a hot couple during the 60's
(s|urpee) haha yuh me hakz0r the university gibson (s|urpee) one day (s|urpee) I was like hakz0ring it and stuff (s|urpee) and I was like emailing support@cc and shit (s|urpee) and then he emailed me back and told me to notify the lab guy that the comp next to me needed rebooting
<DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv> You start fighting A mouse. <DooD> A mouse ducks to the ground, narrowly avoiding your strike! <DooD> A mouse skillfully dodges your assault. <DooD> A mouse is in excellent condition. <DooD> <31hp 102m 60mv> <DooD> A mouse strikes you with terminal brutality! <DooD> You are stunned, but will probably recover. <DooD> wtf was that <timmo> well <timmo> a mouse whooped your ass
<ryo-ohki> I'm gonna try setting up some Dutch auctions on eBay. <blazemore> you're supposed to be 18 to use ebay though :| <ryo-ohki> Tell that to my 200 pairs of dirty teen boy's undies.
<tokage> i have emotional states: apathy and irritation, which would you like me to direct at you? ? tokage/#kuro5hin smirks <ragabr> tokage: irritation if it leads to spankings and nipple clamps <vsync> which one comes with a free beer? <tokage> hmm..both probably
<digdug> i think i've come up with a solution to my problem <digdug> i'll just put each [previously misconfigured NT] box into its own domain <digdug> mwuahahahah <h2odragon> digdug: you are in Hell; all you can do is push the rock up a different wall for a while <h2odragon> it's still going to roll back down
<mazix> IAN VAN DAHL CASTLES IN THE SKY 8.99 Genre: SOUL/R&B <mazix> Released: 12/19/1900 <mazix> Country: USA <mazix> this song is older then i thought <SJ7Trunks> haha <Crom> AHHHHHHHHH <Crom> MILLLENIUM BUG <Crom> WE ALL GONNA DIE * Crom hides.
<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition , hacker stupid
<maff> Someone has donated coathanger just now! <Amanda`> GET IT <Amanda`> GET THE COATHANGER <Amanda`> YOU CAN PERFORM INGAME ABORTIONS!
<Mass> hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie Lymon that goes Uhhh uhh uh uh uhahhhhh uhh uhh uh
<Thinkmad> lets get up a game of cs <Thinkmad> fsho <Thinkmad> i want to make a map <Guilty> Oh god <Guilty> You would have penis's hidden EVERYWHERE