(notME) i have a 6 week old kitten (notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him (notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum (notME) i watched it (notME) i wasn't going to spank him (notME) d00d no (notME) i turned around (notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass (notME) i didn't want to spank him (notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster
Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave... loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast...
<yaragn> ever seen that movie? The Matrix? <yaragn> with those green lines of flying text? <yaragn> *THAT'S* Perl
(jayo) heh, apparently when i was 4 my dad took me to the pool, i saw a black guy and said "hey dad.. its michael jackson"
<Loser> i just got an idea <Loser> i bet noone's done this before <Loser> get like 100 guys to come into a bottle <Loser> and then pay a chick to drink it <AlmtyBob> Loser: um, that's what bukkake is all about <ryo-ohki> I have videos to prove it. <ryo-ohki> We're talking like a fucking clear saucer FULL of spooge <ryo-ohki> Like, she could pour some cereal on it and still not have enough cereal to finish the jizz off.
(konartist) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? (konartist) Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
<DeadPan> i would've challenged knights to fight in a 4 foot body of water <DeadPan> then just tried to push em over <DeadPan> and laugh as they drown <th15> theyd call you a wuss :) <DeadPan> so i'd be alive and they wouldnt :)
<maff> 84 of 127 emails... <|Chris> god damn <|Chris> aren't you popular <maff> spamular
<Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline <Viscant> if a chick has thin white worms coming out of the tang, don't go down there <Viscant> thanks dr. drew! <ceddar> thin white worms means everything is a-ok <ise> ew thin white worms? <ise> WTF are those <ruin-> im wondering the sameeeeeee thing... <ceddar> my policy is if the girl has anything coming out, thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house <Viscant> oh yeah. and the one about the guy who only wanted to go down on his girl during "that time of the month" <Dasrik> the one that i wished i could just reach across the phone and bitchslap <Dasrik> like <Dasrik> "i just sucked a guy off, and i swallowed. can i get pregnant?"
<|Chris> that geek issues logo looks like you're advertising a soft rock radio station
(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"
<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners <th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an asshole's bank account
<AirMonk> I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound of a hard drive spinning down
<MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and the first thing I see is: <MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving <MadHatter> that's great
<BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning. Is this what you want?" <BlackDeth> hah <BlackDeth> stupid
<SYch0> heh * SYch0 has a great family <SYch0> :D <Ash> Because they indulge you. <Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant! <Ash> Oh, wait.... :(
<notgoth> FUCK DAMN IT <notgoth> i shot cum in my eye <notgoth> fuck that burns <notgoth> i was jerking off <notgoth> and damn! <notgoth> ow <enex> were you jerking off to your dick or something?
<timmo> remember how i told you guys about that chick <timmo> i was talking to in the record store <McMoo> the imaginary one?
<homerj> a robot on Futurama <homerj> "You know why they are using WIndows 3000 as a prison guard?" <homerj> because it always locks up
~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid. (tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour (letty) or an ingrown toenail
<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies. <Ash> A choking hazard?
<SYch0> maybe in your dreams <SYch0> and youre pretty pathetic if you dream about me <SYch0> :o <MadHatter> you cease to exist as soon as I close irc <SYch0> hah <SYch0> which is never :|
(pervert_) i wear a shirt that says "I'm gay - it's contageous" (pervert_) not cuz im gay (pervert_) it's so i don't get jacked (pervert_) wait....that sounds bad
<iMike> monty python would be funny if nerds hadnt invented an entire subculture devoted to quoting it
<var> hrmm <var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop <var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling <Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner <Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out
<@Spidey|> http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name= coralshay <@D1> OMG! MOM?
<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P <LkTrout1> Deth is a boner. <blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.
<MadHatter> sushi rulez! <Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez! <Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache
<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light
[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant" in 2001? [Guilty] When did that come out (McMoo) 2001
[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine. [D1] when everyone was playing for pogs [D1] I put down my slammer [D1] and it started a huge trend [D1] then EVERYONE played for slammers [Guilty] You put it on the pile? [D1] yeah [Guilty] Thats just stupid [D1] I was a high roller. (McMoo) are you guys discussing pog tactics? [D1] yes
<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom? <maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works <aaronx`> dosent work for me... <aaronx`> bah <aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out (Twin-X) although she's the result of not
(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you? (tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is A DJ (tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that (tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet