hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

Network Stats: 21122 Approved Quotes | 11 in Moderation Queue
#1325 [ + | - ] 863
<immi> a penny for your thoughts
<dr\gonzo> a nickle for anal with your mom
#1324 [ + | - ] 88
<[cut]> fuckin russians made my ftp server crash last night.
somebody from 212.46.194.123 -> ip-583.dialup.cl.spb.ru
<hypr> hahhahwhaw
<[cut]> what the fuck
<[cut]> somebody from romainia tried to steal my leapFTP
bookmark file
<[cut]> (005570) 6/3/2001 12:04:28 AM - 56k (217.13.97.62) >
asked to change directory : 'C:ftpmp3 -> C:ftpmp3C:PROGRAM
FILESLEAPFTP' --> Access denied (No Such Directory).
<[cut]> Resolved 217.13.97.62 to mflorin.soft.forte.ro
<hypr> hahahahahaha
<SysError> cut the foreigners want war with you
<[cut]> i added to my welcome message.. IF ALL OFF YOU
EUROPEAN/ASIAN FOREIGN FUCKS KEEP TRYING TO "HACK" ME. THE
SERVER WILL GO PRIVATE.
#1323 [ + | - ] 1161
<hypr> ¿
<LkTruth1> hypr is confused in Spanish.
#1322 [ + | - ] 537
<MadMAxJr> they should replace /kick with /stab
#1320 [ + | - ] 378
(pervert) roy: get off your "would be heterosexual if i had
enough options to have a preference" ass and go get some :P
#1319 [ + | - ] 151
<DigDug> i have gay fantasies about every guy i meet
<DigDug> i try to take his picture
<DigDug> and then i masturbate to it
<DigDug> i have a whole archive of it on my hard drive
<DigDug> that's why i'm running out of space
<DigDug> not because i download warez
#1317 [ + | - ] 242
~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick..
that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house
nicely
#1314 [ + | - ] 110
<Tektrnica> i got roller blades
<Tektrnica> they have orange on them tho :P
<Tektrnica> fawking raverblades
#1309 [ + | - ] 297
~ TwinWork is craving chinese
(TwinWork) any asian girls in here?
#1308 [ + | - ] 247
<CiXeL> america where a poor black boy can grow up to become a
rich white woman
<CiXeL> michael jackson
#1307 [ + | - ] 258
(tiko-gfx) I'm mkaing my cock dance
(tiko-gfx) right now it's doing the robot
(tiko-gfx) I wonder if I can get it to do the funky chicken
#1306 [ + | - ] 397
(nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes,
then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension
(nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think.
#1303 [ + | - ] 60
<Eblan> nirvana smells like teen spirit is on, and i can't
help but headbang to this song
<Eblan> and it dosent feel right with short hair
#1302 [ + | - ] 908
<|Chris> okay...here's one
<|Chris> what's the worst crime you've ever commited?
<Guilty> I once taped a Golden Girls episode with only implyed
oral permission and not expressed written permission
#1301 [ + | - ] 341
<homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians
<homerj> and their holier then thou attitude
<noxnbox> we should eat them
<ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good.
<berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating
vegitarians
<ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit
of fat.
<berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face
<homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they
tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day
<homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to
eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian"
<DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too
#1297 [ + | - ] 236
<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month.
<LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania
GBA
<LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on
Castlevania.
<SYch0> wow!
<SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?!
<wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea
#1293 [ + | - ] 817
<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind??
<ApOkAliPs> HAHA
<ApOkAliPs> well...
<ApOkAliPs> depends where you aim it...
#1290 [ + | - ] 407
<Wazm> I was photographed in my natural environment today.
<Wazm> some photographers from the admissions office working
on some brochure for UNF took 60 photographs of me programming
#1289 [ + | - ] 1597
<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home,
I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head,
turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.
#1280 [ + | - ] 427
<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year:  1,483.
<disgrunt> New "Dick Tease"'s born in the US every year:  3.
<disgrunt> That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
<disgrunt> How would you like to be named Dick Tease?
<fade_> haha
<fade_> well, britney sure is a dick tease
<cout> disgrunt: I'd go by "Richard"
#1278 [ + | - ] 748
<Amanda> USER             TTY      FROM              LOGIN@
IDLE WHAT
<Amanda> amanda           p0       ppp152.acelink.n  2:46AM
- pico vi-tutorial
#1276 [ + | - ] 677
<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute
girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy.
#1275 [ + | - ] 528
<iis> exploit me
#1274 [ + | - ] 958
[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the
cannon
[Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass
pounding you do?
#1273 [ + | - ] 351
<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a
return...
<Fakester> that could be a problem
<Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the
DC back home
<Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc
<Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100
to waste like that.
<Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119
<Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2
#1272 [ + | - ] 165
<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
<r0f> or express your feelings
<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's
just like "plz"
<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx
#1271 [ + | - ] 343
<ez1|#trance> hey anyone who has experience with ecstasi
please msg me , rush
#1270 [ + | - ] 263
*** mark (mark@line103-2.adsl.actcom.co.il) has quit IRC:
-eXtreme- WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of
viruses...
#1267 [ + | - ] 570
uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you
how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know,
it is for a good cause
#1266 [ + | - ] 635
<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to
take over my computer =|
<NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass.
#1264 [ + | - ] 421
<@SwampGas> my whoroscope says i'm gonna get overcharged today
#1263 [ + | - ] 364
<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some
800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he
died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then
one
<CBA> Those were dog years.
#1261 [ + | - ] 450
<JRichman> "Easy" only equals "better" for crack addicts and
web developers.
#1260 [ + | - ] 400
<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify
lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C
libs?
<NoEscom> no, it's not difficult
<Noidea> yes it's difficult.
<Noidea> It's almost impossible.
<NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have
to download microsoft sql server
#1259 [ + | - ] 732
<Spike-Man> #myass is pretty cool.
<Spike-Man> Who wants to come in #myass?
#1256 [ + | - ] 448
<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave
chinese food.
#1249 [ + | - ] 127
<shadowrye> okay
<shadowrye> who wants a box
<|Raven|> i do
<shadowrye> good
<shadowrye> now
<shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo
<|Raven|> i don't
#1248 [ + | - ] 249
<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when
we've had a bad day.
#1246 [ + | - ] -649
<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world
would be fixed
#1245 [ + | - ] 224
<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc
on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable
#1244 [ + | - ] 677
<atila> my pc just shocked me
<atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"
<ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system
#1243 [ + | - ] 566
<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged
<jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand
<nd-> ok, 'nuff said
<nd-> enjoy
<[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful?
<jinkusu> yup
#1240 [ + | - ] 124
<gb> drugs make music better
<gb> you ignorant fuck
#1235 [ + | - ] 397
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off
~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
#1232 [ + | - ] 168
<pz> telnet lag reminds me of taking a shit
#1231 [ + | - ] 495
*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers
<vanity> wow
<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
#1229 [ + | - ] 357
<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT
<@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL
<@SwampGas> COOK IT.
<@SwampGas> that's admin code talk
<@SwampGas> "they got illegal files"
<@SwampGas> "delete it"
#1228 [ + | - ] 1301
<timmo> you know what i hate
<timmo> errors that wont go away
<Guilty> So you dislike children too
#1227 [ + | - ] 1207
<brian`home> so im takin my shower
<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo
<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO
<brian`home> so i take a swig of it
<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good
<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
#1225 [ + | - ] 422
[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie
[timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford
[timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity
[timmo] to see him get shot