<DigDug> i have gay fantasies about every guy i meet <DigDug> i try to take his picture <DigDug> and then i masturbate to it <DigDug> i have a whole archive of it on my hard drive <DigDug> that's why i'm running out of space <DigDug> not because i download warez
~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick.. that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house nicely
<Tektrnica> i got roller blades <Tektrnica> they have orange on them tho :P <Tektrnica> fawking raverblades
<CiXeL> america where a poor black boy can grow up to become a rich white woman <CiXeL> michael jackson
(tiko-gfx) I'm mkaing my cock dance (tiko-gfx) right now it's doing the robot (tiko-gfx) I wonder if I can get it to do the funky chicken
(nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes, then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension (nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think.
<Eblan> nirvana smells like teen spirit is on, and i can't help but headbang to this song <Eblan> and it dosent feel right with short hair
<|Chris> okay...here's one <|Chris> what's the worst crime you've ever commited? <Guilty> I once taped a Golden Girls episode with only implyed oral permission and not expressed written permission
<homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians <homerj> and their holier then thou attitude <noxnbox> we should eat them <ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good. <berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating vegitarians <ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit of fat. <berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face <homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day <homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian" <DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too
<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month. <LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania GBA <LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on Castlevania. <SYch0> wow! <SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?! <wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea
<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind?? <ApOkAliPs> HAHA <ApOkAliPs> well... <ApOkAliPs> depends where you aim it...
<Wazm> I was photographed in my natural environment today. <Wazm> some photographers from the admissions office working on some brochure for UNF took 60 photographs of me programming
<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.
<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year: 1,483. <disgrunt> New "Dick Tease"'s born in the US every year: 3. <disgrunt> That's the funniest shit I've ever seen. <disgrunt> How would you like to be named Dick Tease? <fade_> haha <fade_> well, britney sure is a dick tease <cout> disgrunt: I'd go by "Richard"
<Amanda> USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE WHAT <Amanda> amanda p0 ppp152.acelink.n 2:46AM - pico vi-tutorial
<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl. <meretrix> even if she's a guy.
[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon [Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass pounding you do?
<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a return... <Fakester> that could be a problem <Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the DC back home <Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc <Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100 to waste like that. <Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119 <Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2
<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet <r0f> or express your feelings <r0f> like when I join, I say "plz" <r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's just like "plz" <r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx
*** mark (mark@line103-2.adsl.actcom.co.il) has quit IRC: -eXtreme- WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...
uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know, it is for a good cause
<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to take over my computer =| <NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass.
<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one <CBA> Those were dog years.
<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C libs? <NoEscom> no, it's not difficult <Noidea> yes it's difficult. <Noidea> It's almost impossible. <NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have to download microsoft sql server
<shadowrye> okay <shadowrye> who wants a box <|Raven|> i do <shadowrye> good <shadowrye> now <shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo <|Raven|> i don't
<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable
<atila> my pc just shocked me <atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt" <ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system
<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged <jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand <nd-> ok, 'nuff said <nd-> enjoy <[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful? <jinkusu> yup
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off ~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers <vanity> wow <vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT <@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL <@SwampGas> COOK IT. <@SwampGas> that's admin code talk <@SwampGas> "they got illegal files" <@SwampGas> "delete it"
<timmo> you know what i hate <timmo> errors that wont go away <Guilty> So you dislike children too
<brian`home> so im takin my shower <brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo <brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO <brian`home> so i take a swig of it <brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good <brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie [timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford [timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity [timmo] to see him get shot
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys <blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega <blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC <blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell <LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX
<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more <Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS
JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of the yellow fever"