<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl. <meretrix> even if she's a guy.
[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon [Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass pounding you do?
<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a return... <Fakester> that could be a problem <Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the DC back home <Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc <Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100 to waste like that. <Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119 <Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2
<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet <r0f> or express your feelings <r0f> like when I join, I say "plz" <r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's just like "plz" <r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx
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uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know, it is for a good cause
<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to take over my computer =| <NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass.
<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one <CBA> Those were dog years.
<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C libs? <NoEscom> no, it's not difficult <Noidea> yes it's difficult. <Noidea> It's almost impossible. <NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have to download microsoft sql server
<shadowrye> okay <shadowrye> who wants a box <|Raven|> i do <shadowrye> good <shadowrye> now <shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo <|Raven|> i don't
<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable
<atila> my pc just shocked me <atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt" <ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system
<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged <jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand <nd-> ok, 'nuff said <nd-> enjoy <[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful? <jinkusu> yup
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off ~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers <vanity> wow <vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT <@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL <@SwampGas> COOK IT. <@SwampGas> that's admin code talk <@SwampGas> "they got illegal files" <@SwampGas> "delete it"
<timmo> you know what i hate <timmo> errors that wont go away <Guilty> So you dislike children too
<brian`home> so im takin my shower <brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo <brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO <brian`home> so i take a swig of it <brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good <brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie [timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford [timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity [timmo] to see him get shot
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys <blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega <blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC <blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell <LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX
<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more <Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS
JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of the yellow fever"
<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going to get a weezer tatto <nerak_> that is a heart <nerak_> with weezer in the middle
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<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/ canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police department? <g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D:
<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary
<Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer space, and my owner loathes and despises me <mike> leprosy <Karmer> no <Karmer> it is <Karmer> slidey's virginity
<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like <Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will suck
*** Jesus is now known as [_[_] <[_[_]> lets see you <[_[_]> break my ass of steel
<RonaldJ> dood <RonaldJ> we should start a site <RonaldJ> like Am I Hot <RonaldJ> and <RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic? <RonaldJ> but call it <RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt? <RonaldJ> .com
<iMike-> ah god <iMike-> i feel sick <Fustard> did you get my cold? <Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that!
<Guilty> My friends cousin's mom told her kids that if you cursed online the police came to arrest you <Guilty> So they would type like "Go to h!ll!"
<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head <|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash"
<|Chris> fat chicks are like mopeds <|Chris> fun to ride, but don't let your friends see you on one <DigDug> heh <DigDug> she's like a scooter though <var> understand 1 thing tho: fat chicks are so grateful to get laid that they will do your laundry fuck you suck you cook you dinner and 13reakfast and not har13or ill will when u want to leave and go smoke dope w/ your friends. <DigDug> ya <DigDug> but they're fat <|Chris> hahahah <|Chris> yeah..there's the whole not being physically attracted to them problem
<Guilty> You see <Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)" <Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"
(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!# (SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P