hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

Network Stats: 21101 Approved Quotes | 0 in Moderation Queue
#1276 [ + | - ] 699
<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute
girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy.
#1275 [ + | - ] 512
<iis> exploit me
#1274 [ + | - ] 938
[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the
cannon
[Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass
pounding you do?
#1273 [ + | - ] 366
<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a
return...
<Fakester> that could be a problem
<Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the
DC back home
<Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc
<Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100
to waste like that.
<Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119
<Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2
#1272 [ + | - ] 165
<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
<r0f> or express your feelings
<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's
just like "plz"
<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx
#1271 [ + | - ] 321
<ez1|#trance> hey anyone who has experience with ecstasi
please msg me , rush
#1270 [ + | - ] 278
*** mark (mark@line103-2.adsl.actcom.co.il) has quit IRC:
-eXtreme- WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of
viruses...
#1267 [ + | - ] 546
uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you
how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know,
it is for a good cause
#1266 [ + | - ] 640
<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to
take over my computer =|
<NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass.
#1264 [ + | - ] 461
<@SwampGas> my whoroscope says i'm gonna get overcharged today
#1263 [ + | - ] 382
<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some
800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he
died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then
one
<CBA> Those were dog years.
#1261 [ + | - ] 466
<JRichman> "Easy" only equals "better" for crack addicts and
web developers.
#1260 [ + | - ] 414
<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify
lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C
libs?
<NoEscom> no, it's not difficult
<Noidea> yes it's difficult.
<Noidea> It's almost impossible.
<NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have
to download microsoft sql server
#1259 [ + | - ] 733
<Spike-Man> #myass is pretty cool.
<Spike-Man> Who wants to come in #myass?
#1256 [ + | - ] 467
<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave
chinese food.
#1249 [ + | - ] 163
<shadowrye> okay
<shadowrye> who wants a box
<|Raven|> i do
<shadowrye> good
<shadowrye> now
<shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo
<|Raven|> i don't
#1248 [ + | - ] 230
<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when
we've had a bad day.
#1246 [ + | - ] -615
<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world
would be fixed
#1245 [ + | - ] 226
<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc
on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable
#1244 [ + | - ] 710
<atila> my pc just shocked me
<atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"
<ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system
#1243 [ + | - ] 547
<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged
<jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand
<nd-> ok, 'nuff said
<nd-> enjoy
<[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful?
<jinkusu> yup
#1240 [ + | - ] 116
<gb> drugs make music better
<gb> you ignorant fuck
#1235 [ + | - ] 389
<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off
~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
#1232 [ + | - ] 210
<pz> telnet lag reminds me of taking a shit
#1231 [ + | - ] 470
*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers
<vanity> wow
<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
#1229 [ + | - ] 390
<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT
<@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL
<@SwampGas> COOK IT.
<@SwampGas> that's admin code talk
<@SwampGas> "they got illegal files"
<@SwampGas> "delete it"
#1228 [ + | - ] 1311
<timmo> you know what i hate
<timmo> errors that wont go away
<Guilty> So you dislike children too
#1227 [ + | - ] 1183
<brian`home> so im takin my shower
<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo
<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO
<brian`home> so i take a swig of it
<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good
<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
#1225 [ + | - ] 429
[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie
[timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford
[timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity
[timmo] to see him get shot
#1224 [ + | - ] 410
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX
#1223 [ + | - ] 95
<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
<Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS
#1222 [ + | - ] 423
<Ron912> oh wow pregnant porno
<Ron912> that's like a 2 for 1 deal
#1221 [ + | - ] 431
<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a
wheelchair in my pussy
#1220 [ + | - ] 131
JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of
the yellow fever"
#1219 [ + | - ] 67
<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going
to get a weezer tatto
<nerak_> that is a heart
<nerak_> with weezer in the middle
#1213 [ + | - ] 382
*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3
*** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone #
310-865-1000  finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT
SOB'
#1212 [ + | - ] 579
<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/
canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police
department?
<g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D:
#1206 [ + | - ] 388
<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy
sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the
millitary
#1204 [ + | - ] 498
<Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer
space, and my owner loathes and despises me
<mike> leprosy
<Karmer> no
<Karmer> it is
<Karmer> slidey's virginity
#1203 [ + | - ] 130
<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like
<Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will
suck
#1201 [ + | - ] 1810
<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club
#1200 [ + | - ] 407
*** Jesus is now known as [_[_]
<[_[_]> lets see you
<[_[_]> break my ass of steel
#1199 [ + | - ] 609
<Karmer> got damn it i accidently just shit in my pants
<Karmer> brb
#1198 [ + | - ] 368
<RonaldJ> dood
<RonaldJ> we should start a site
<RonaldJ> like Am I Hot
<RonaldJ> and
<RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic?
<RonaldJ> but call it
<RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt?
<RonaldJ> .com
#1196 [ + | - ] 127
<iMike-> ah god
<iMike-> i feel sick
<Fustard> did you get my cold?
<Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that!
#1195 [ + | - ] 450
<Guilty> My friends cousin's mom told her kids that if you
cursed online the police came to arrest you
<Guilty> So they would type like "Go to h!ll!"
#1193 [ + | - ] 414
<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
<|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to
think, "white trash"
#1192 [ + | - ] 333
<|Chris> fat chicks are like mopeds
<|Chris> fun to ride, but don't let your friends see you on
one
<DigDug> heh
<DigDug> she's like a scooter though
<var> understand 1 thing tho: fat chicks are so grateful to
get laid that they will do your laundry fuck you suck you cook
you dinner and 13reakfast and not har13or ill will when u want
to leave and go smoke dope w/ your friends.
<DigDug> ya
<DigDug> but they're fat
<|Chris> hahahah
<|Chris> yeah..there's the whole not being physically
attracted to them problem
#1188 [ + | - ] 547
<Guilty> You see
<Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)"
<Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"
#1187 [ + | - ] 175
(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!#
(SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly
:P