(lo^fi) ok who thinks the "burning schoolhouse" that comes in boxes of fireworks sux ass (tiko) bill: I do (dawly) me too :) (superdave) bill you just have to soak it with gas first
<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome, weeee, wipe our ass"
(br0kerman) leave him alone (br0kerman) hes more l33t then u (br0kerman) he deserves +o (Skizer) no, he can fuck off (Skizer) he deserves +JEW (br0kerman) why? (Skizer) cause he's a faggot (Skizer) not even +JEW (br0kerman) hahah (Skizer) some jew's are cool (Skizer) he's gay (Skizer) he deserves +SANFRANCISCO cause he's a flaming faggot
<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads <studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power
*** Quits: ZiGgA (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <ZiGgA> help me.. <ZiGgA> i think i am being packetted! <ZiGgA> my receive light is on fulltime!
(e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3???? (Graeme) 'cos it's mixed, and the gaps you'd get in winamp would spoil your ecstasy trip
<nexxai> man, I love having hookups <MTrez> found someone who works in an abnormally large dildo factory?
<mrmanic> Stacy, are you what they call a "hottie"? <StacySHWR> hhaha <StacySHWR> i'm 17 :P <mrmanic> Oh. <mrmanic> So you're what they call "Jailbait"?
<drgonzo> fuck linux <drgonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant
<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and backstreet boys
<MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are already pre pounded and fluffy
*** collusion is now known as CmdrTaco <_vulture> OMG <_vulture> CmdrTaco I kick your ass <CmdrTaco> i shutdown slashdot <CmdrTaco> i realized its a piece of shit <_vulture> mandrake hates slashdot too <CmdrTaco> im gonna go cry cuz i hate M$$$$ <CmdrTaco> somebody cheer me up and send me a kernel to compile
* AaronWL licks jwilbur seductively. <jwilbur> AaronWL: rawr, you're a frisky one. Too bad you're on AOL, I might catch something
* NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass on the popemobile <NtG> the contact lens version is only good if you can fit half a tennis ball in your eye socket
<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes <NtG> im sick of stepping on them
<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the program says <`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive
<aorie> shit slashdot STILL down <MrP-> yeah, im crying now <MrP-> whats wrong with it? <aorie> this sucks <aorie> this totally fucked up my day heh <MrP-> me too <MrP-> some girl asked me if i wanted to have sex with her all day, but i said "after i read slashdot" <MrP-> GOD DAMNIT!
<MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I finish and its not back up, I may perish
(SiNs-) $1,599.99 (SiNs-) $1,599.70 (SiNs-) Save $0.29 (SiNs-) wow (SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut
<BlackDeth> Now playing: Right Hand - Gripping my penis (and moving up and down (2001)) @ 192 strokes per second. (0:13/ 0:27)
::: .signoff@7.55p> jadel (jadel@h24-70-154-3.wp.shawcable.net); User abortion with 5 coathooks
<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart <[cut]> can you still masturbate edge? <Edge_> i think i will be ok
[McMoo] wow [McMoo] public radio is playing charles mingus [thinkmad] as opposed to private radio [McMoo] yes [Guilty] Xite was trying to be witty there [Guilty] But he failed [McMoo] but he failed
<isocat> i tripped a couple summers ago and had a 'jerry' trip sort of, he had just died and i listened to some dead and tried to summon his spirit
<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand
<nexxai> stileproject.com....what a wonderful place <xsneakerx> yes. place of the bored and horny.
<jeremy^> everything i know about genetics, i learned from beverly hills 90210 and other aaron spelling classics. :) <jeremy^> oh, and biology class <jeremy^> but i mean come on
<HomerJ> damn, how many newsgroups are there now? <HomerJ> 80k+ <HomerJ> I just want some porn
<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :) <nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm --- YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing <PwRPufF> :/ <PwRPufF> shut up <PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance <PwRPufF> hehe <nexxai> dyed hair?
[Mass] the 4 x 4 is 4 slabs of beef with 3 buns [orion] jesus mass [orion] that's like eating for a african family of 30
<AlexChiu> I should check my hotmail account. See what happened to that psycho 13 year old bisexual girl who wanted to be my girlfriend
<KMFDM> Your rank out of 1918856 total users is: 411951st place <bocz> aha whats that for <bocz> a beauty contest?
<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?
<buq> Intra - do you have any other stuff that is on the same basic level as moby? <phatkro> No one is on Moby's level <phatkro> He's stuck on level 3, world 7 of the original Super mario Bros.
<curiosity> I can't wait til' we can directly interface to the brain - that way the voices in my head can talk on IRC.
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......! <Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
<Kashan> Ive been playing jetgrindradio too much <Kashan> I just tried to grind a stairwell in halflife
<Foo1> I AM JESUS <Foo1> BOW TO ME <Foo1> BOW TO MY GREATNESS <Foo1> FOR I AM THE SAVIOR <Foo1> (*#$(*$# *** Foo1 was kicked by Evel (WOOOOO I JUST KICKED JESUS FROM AN IRC CHANNEL!@##!@!@#!@#)
<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her # <rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school
<LatinKing> Just look at all the contributions Irish niggers have made to society <LatinKing> Potato Famine <LatinKing> heh <LatinKing> Black Irish <LatinKing> Are the worst <Culex> aren't irish green tho? <chracker> pots of gold are cool <LatinKing> You have to be the stupidist person I have ever had the chance encounter of conversating with.... <LatinKing> Only pot of gold you have is your dried up honey pot between your flaming red crotch...and that pot was plundered a long time ago
<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :)
<LatinKing> I was born homophobic, but i came out of the closet a long time ago when i told my family i found out that a lot of them were too!
<KuNgFo0> when it takes 15 seconds to d/l a server's motd.. <KuNgFo0> that's lag
<katers> my fucking roommate <katers> needs to stop being a ho <katers> or cut me in on the action <katers> one or the other.