<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :) <EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is obviously high
<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low <skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion
<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder *** Jingoro` was kicked by Ash (Shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!) *** Ash sets mode: +b *!*yay@*.mw.mediaone.net
<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits from return of the jedu <MadHatter> jedi <MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through trees <enex> and look like a complete tool
*** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz) *** Joins: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz) <MadHatter> wtf <MadHatter> who kicked me <Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked <MadHatter> I just want to know <scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz) <MadHatter> yeah ok <Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked? <Lepper> err, who kicks you <MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here <MadHatter> leave me alone
<< Now chatting in #finalfight >>Quit! imaginari " Leaving " >>Quit! MightyQuinn " Ping timeout " >>Quit! Thom " Ping timeout " [Nyphur] ARGH! I'm killing people by being here!
<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.
<timmo> what music should i download tonight <timmo> oh shit <timmo> i think im missing the carebears;[ <c-rOCK> CAREBEARS IS STILL ON? <c-rOCK> NO WAY WHAT CHAN <timmo> toon disney <c-rOCK> dude I loved that show
(nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time? (poopfart) yes (poopfart) i can (poopfart) their called accidents
<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA <Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW <MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes satanism" <Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead.
<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune, and the story and intrigue of Half-Life. I'll call it "Can't Fuck With This".
::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to be a 4-letter word; now it's a 6-figure one.
<twist> I masturbated to a dreamcast game once <twist> It was a fighting game, and 2 of the chicks had very large breasts <twist> and their breasts jiggled when they moved
<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are the opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin?
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms. <outcaste> They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq for an hour after I'd gone
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? <Celestya> i dont think so <Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
<k-rad-bob> i made an avi of me jacking off <k-rad-bob> then i jacked off while watching it * linKnee is afk: PUKING
<occifer> my penis was fat <occifer> not to long ago <occifer> so i employed a well known chineese remedy <occifer> you simple tug and pull at it for a couple of minutes
<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much mexican food
<Rapture> i need to hit someone <Rapture> a guy from work just came online <Rapture> can we smurf him
<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and does't stop and if you open the cdrom drive, the cd flies out and cuts your throat?
<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign. <MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different gaudy stripe pattern?
<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual alienation...
<WCMaxi> in Austraila you are only gay if you receive so it is possible to make people gay!
<stc> all us asians look alike <stc> so getting in with older brother id's is easy heh
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold? <al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums
<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what orion is pissed about <timmo> i would have to say its women troubles <orion> next time you take a stab at something, aim for your eye
<Snapperhe> what 'flavour' of linux do you use? <al-x> strawberry <al-x> WITH A HINT OF NERDNILLA
<SEoD> ooooh, my mac is gorgeous <SEoD> it's so expensive and see-thru <Xlord> sounds like some women I know
<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna spray out of
<MrWizard> do you even have one story where you dont smoke weed? <priz> hmmmm i really dont think so, heh <priz> well, actually one time catlord had to EAT a joint before we could smoke it cuz the cops were after us
(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player (Stacey```) so i can kick their ass
(BudhaM0nk) i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/? 155D256CD= (`Thunder) whoa (`Thunder) they released my life (`Thunder) how did they tape all that?! (madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!! (runner-) either way its gonna be boring