<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my
pass
<fileface> any opers alive?
<cd> me
<cd> type: /quit i am gay
<fileface> Y?
<cd> cos it will fix your password
<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
»» quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit:
i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04)
<`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this girl my age named julie <`michael> and we had this room in the basement <`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis
<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo <ikkenai> New Features Found in Micrsoft Internet Explorer 6.0: <ikkenai> - A bunch of useless shit
<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more <Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto <Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there
<kisama> fuck english too <kisama> the lesbian has us playing "mythology bingo" <kisama> what the fuck is "mythology bingo" <kisama> and those stuck upppppp ass bitches <kisama> were getting into it <kisama> "DAVID AND GOLIATH WERE COOL!" <kisama> "OH YEAH, CUPID AND PSYCHE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO CUTE IN THE BOOK!" <kisama> "LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS REALLY COOL STORY ABOUT PROMETHEUS! HE GAVE US FIRE, WHAT A SWEET GUY!"
[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny. [22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies? [22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.
(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan (d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@
(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work (Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out
<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do <maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out <maff> with frosting and everything <madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way <maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge
[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa the womb! [21:51] <Uber`> too old for kuro [21:51] <Nakago> >_< [21:51] <britenite> what? kuro wants 'em in the womb? [21:51] <Nakago> ack [21:51] <Hatta> hmm. [21:51] <Hatta> how would that work. [21:51] <Nakago> don't ask [21:52] <kisama> 2 for the price of 1
<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately <kisama_> that when i close my eyes <kisama_> i see quad damage <D1> I see naked men.
<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd <doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny? <doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh.
<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people. <doobedoobedoo> The language is really fucked up, it's like gaelic, only more fucked up. <Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots. <doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there? I thought they just spoke english really really poorly.
<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army ! <JDigital> ... <JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us. <Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ? <JDigital> You misspelt Commanche.
<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything. <JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches? <Fry> What about loss of blood ? <Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you. <JDigital> Or a fear of leeches. <JDigital> Or lag.
<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object pascal.
<Weazel> stupid cops <Weazel> always giving me shit <Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX
<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI."
<Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt belong <Acero> steven, have you entered our daily drawing at Bigprizes.com yet? You could win $25.00! Buy a <Acero> punk rock CD and stick it to The Man!! <Acero> steven, Get Approved for an Unsecured Gold Credit Card Instantly Online! Click here and get 500 <Acero> Bigprizes points!
<bludstone> so like, with anime now <bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it.. it spreads <bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of timezone changes ermshtn <SiamShade> haw <SiamShade> l33t <bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid. <SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from <SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then "i need to get laid." <SiamShade> oh wait <SiamShade> that makes perfect sense
<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? <wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus
<cait-sith> being in love <R0y> i wish <R0y> it's all just confusing emotion <R0y> one minute you think you love her, the next minute you're on yahoo masturbating with girls in the united states
<wild> i just asked a girl out <wild> been 6 minutes no reply :| <wild> maybe icq wasn't the way to go
<WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high score of 720 <WabbyTwax> Question #59: for 60 points . . . . <WabbyTwax> What special skill did the cricket possess in the movie "Mulan"? <Evil_God> talking <EtherMan> speech <D-viant> singing <Evil_God> ninjitsu <EtherMan> swordsmanship <D-viant> violin <EtherMan> flight <D-viant> fighting <EtherMan> homosexuality <D-viant> japanese fighting cricket <Evil_God> big slapping testicles <WabbyTwax> Sorry, your time is up! You had 30 seconds to answer. <D-viant> expanding rectum <Evil_God> opium addiction
<Jingoro`> teen pregnency is funny <rouge> yeah, cos those bitches are stupid. <Jingoro`> yeah <Jingoro`> they're like "boohoob boohoo my stupid boyfriend split after I had the baby" <rouge> hjaw <rouge> i wouldn't bareskin most chicks anyway. <rouge> god knows where they've been. <scar|home> you mean, "I woulnd't bareskin chicks even if I could, anyway" <scar|home> hjaw @ rogue <rouge> i said what i meant and i meant what i said.
<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom yesterday <cooey> everytime someone came in to pay for gas, id run out of the bathroom with this huge buldge in the miiddle of my pants <cooey> it owned
<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single? <Weeve> what's it called?
<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :) <EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is obviously high
<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low <skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion
<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder *** Jingoro` was kicked by Ash (Shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!) *** Ash sets mode: +b *!*yay@*.mw.mediaone.net
<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits from return of the jedu <MadHatter> jedi <MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through trees <enex> and look like a complete tool
*** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz) *** Joins: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz) <MadHatter> wtf <MadHatter> who kicked me <Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked <MadHatter> I just want to know <scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz) <MadHatter> yeah ok <Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked? <Lepper> err, who kicks you <MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here <MadHatter> leave me alone
<< Now chatting in #finalfight >>Quit! imaginari " Leaving " >>Quit! MightyQuinn " Ping timeout " >>Quit! Thom " Ping timeout " [Nyphur] ARGH! I'm killing people by being here!
<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.
<timmo> what music should i download tonight <timmo> oh shit <timmo> i think im missing the carebears;[ <c-rOCK> CAREBEARS IS STILL ON? <c-rOCK> NO WAY WHAT CHAN <timmo> toon disney <c-rOCK> dude I loved that show
(nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time? (poopfart) yes (poopfart) i can (poopfart) their called accidents
<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA <Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW <MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes satanism" <Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead.
<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune, and the story and intrigue of Half-Life. I'll call it "Can't Fuck With This".