* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd <matts> I think people who spell weird "wierd" are weird
<novocain> so i have a "lesbian hot tub party to go to next weekend <JFalcon> novocain, good for you, did you make sure they have running water? <novocain> its my wife's lesbian friends
<Kazz> I will only baby talk to my kid. <Kazz> Even when he's 40. <JDigital> hee <Kazz> "How's my cutest little sweet baby pie pumpkinheeeead?" <Kazz> "Fuck off, dad." <Lee-Ham> Issum wiggle umpkins? * Silkenray laughs <Kashan> I'm going to teach my kid the wrong words
<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name selection menu.
<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away? <mEsHmAn> in mIRC *** theForger sets mode: +b *! *@host62-7-101-176.btinternet.com *** mEsHmAn was kicked by theForger (mEsHmAn is away)
<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though... <jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year old boy <jD> ... *** Geothermal has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <jD> I guess he's away off to get a 12 year old girl. * Fishbird flips jD over. <jD> Yes, except that I'm more 18 than 12. <jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse.
<torque--> i can fart out loud in an internet cafe because everyones wearing headphones
<Kashan> I think we should circumsize horses so they look prettier in the porn videos
<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one. <Thom> Ach. Dang. <DigiGnome> Unless it's MEANT to sound like a cat trying to shit wasps through a sewn up asshole. <puchiko> It is. <DigiGnome> Ah. A Slipknot cover, then.
<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ? <refugee> CoMBo: no, he's just trying to fix that girl's back
<matts> memcpy(matts,einstein); <KrZDG> compilation error cannot convert smart d00d to dumb ass.
<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock <matts> dead rock <matts> umm <matts> CoderMan news flash <matts> rocks can't live <matts> :
*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog <atnnn> hi <atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN <Wy4tt> VK_RTM <atnnn> and minus? <Wy4tt> VK_RTFM <atnnn> i can't find it
<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey <krayons> have stds <killspree> haha <killspree> no way <kara> bullshit man <killspree> no wonder their basketball and football teams suck so bad <krayons> its not bullshit <VeRrUcKt> lol <killspree> the players are running around in pain
<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation <tobdude> everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like you are walking along... and BAM!@ <tobdude> oh crap! I just ejactulated myself
<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods? <spazzer> tim <spazzer> we mean <spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long <spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long <spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long <Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;)
<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs <opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal
<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude? <tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual factor <Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys? <Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin limp?
<moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with a Z type thing <moomba> but that's not out yet <moomba> it's supposedly really fast but only has 2 seats
<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross from me <SPD-DMN> im going to check it out <RockShox> SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20
<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays attention to them
<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff <RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho <ocx> for cars? <RockShox> no for bicycles
<Tim_K> last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got but-fucked by the gear shifter..
<LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my friends house, my friends big brother ran into the room with a huge turd in his hand and was like "LOOK HOW HUGE THIS IS!"
<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says <ScratGod> x = 1; // FUCK YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF BITCH
<digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to brag about their hardware <digidug> so i was lying in my bed and my DUAL ATHLON 2GHZ SERVER was keeping me awake with its 5 SUPER HIGH THROUGHPUT FANS so i went downstairs and played a SPECIAL SUPER BETA VERSION OF QUAKE 3 (FOR WHICH I AM A BETA TESTER) on my PLEXIGLASS-COVERED TRANSPARENT TOWER WITH FIVE INTEL PENTIUM 4'S RUNNING A CUSTOMIZED VERSION OF LINUX <digidug> so i didn't get much sleep last night
<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that you dont put the ashes from the last bowl back into the box with the rest of the dope
(therap|st) IMPERIAL PARKING is seeking a JUNIOR FIELD AUDITOR. This full time position will require a self starter who has their own car and analytical mind with an eye for detail. Interested applicants please fax resume to 943-XXXX attn: Operations Manager. (therap|st) would that mean id be the bastard who drives around and gets people towed? (Cid-Away) be like "your hawt and illegally parked i think somthing can be arranged" :) (Dane_) tow pimp (Cid-Away) you can tell if someone is hawt by the way tehre illegally parked (therap|st) those guys must think im hella hot (therap|st) cause i park like shit
<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot. <JDigital> *Dancer <MrSede> A dance bot..? <MrSede> Do a random Kirby dance every few minutes? <MrSede> ..while telling the weather <Brentai> <(^_^<) (>^_^)> It's fucking hot! <MrSede> Forecast for today will be cloudy [*bust a move*] with a slight chance of [*booty shakin*] rain <MrSede> If the weatherman were more like that I'd watch the News more often
<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty magazine..
<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee <aNuBiS-> i wanna fuck his tight chinese ass <ChewToy> ok that's a visual i didn't need anubis <ChewToy> what is it with you and homosexuals this morning? <dr_tril> or what is it with him and homosexuals every morning
<DMC[mav2]> human/animal hair can be stuffed inside panty hose and used to suck up oil out from an oil spill <DMC[mav2]> did you faggots know that
<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and shit, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little then, go to sleep?
{<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in
to your dishwasher and turn it on then run around your dining
room table 3 times screaming about how your children are going
to be shaped like triangles when they pop out of your wifes
pyramid shaped pussy
<DMC[18s]> heater cores look like baby radiators that fell out of the sky for my enjoyment.. i just wanna give them a hug they are so cuddly
[rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what is going on (|Chris) typist* [rancid_mf] ok im am idiot too
<Sharkey> When you talk to your cactus at the end of the quest he says "He got hard?" <kill> at least you wouldn't have to water a cactus <kill> it's pretty low-maintenance, if you got one <Starchild> That's my ideal adopted kid. One you don't have to water or feed. <kill> you just have to cloth it <DigiGnome> And you don't even have to do that, as long as you don't let it out of its room.
<Brentai> Michael who? <TonsOfFun-MasterToSmallGirls> J. Fox, Brent. <Brentai> Oh, he's only mostly dead. <Thom> Hutchence. An Australian rock star of little talent. <Thom> Died having a wank. <Brentai> Poor guy. <Thom> Whilst hanging off've the back of a door by his tie. <DigiGnome> His last words were "OH GOD! I'm COMING!" He never knew how right he was.
<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just weird. <DigiGnome> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN.
<kay|oss> i am at work <epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be <epp> (if there's no airplanes around)
<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing?
<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld? <LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up.
* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias <SolidLand> yes. <Ashboy> wh00p! l8r. *** Ashboy has quit IRC (yes) <SolidLand> never seen a guy so excited about my nick change
<tobes> Have fun at work? ;) <Morbii> not particularly ;) <Morbii> been back home a few hours tho <Morbii> anything related to the word "work" isn't fun generally :P <Morbii> pornstars may see things differently, but I wouldn't know <Morbii> heh! <tobes> Actually, that would probably get to be a pain in the ass.