<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall <Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it
<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money
<Snag> *beep*beep* <Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you??? <Snag> funny <Snag> :|
* Silkenray eats a burnt cookie <Silkenray> I'll pretend I didn't just clean up the eviscerated remains of my mother's used feminine hygeine products which my puppy distributed around the house. <JDigital> Are you sure that was a cookie? >_< <Silkenray> I know it was a cookie. <Silkenray> My mother just baked it. <JDigital> ...or pulled it out of her panties! Can you really be sure?
<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at masturbating, sex becomes obsolete. Like you could be fucking a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand at" because pussy simply isnt up to par with your masturbation skills.
<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks? <DatDawg> why? <Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there invading russia
<Ickypeww> i ain't eating no girl untill they genetically engineer one with a watermellon flavored pussy that gets sweeter when she gets exited
<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something like this <myhero> how about making a holiday the opposite of thanksgiving <myhero> where your a bitch and hate everything in the world for one day <myhero> that's what I did today <myhero> it felt great <Tik-Tok> that doesn't need to be a holiday <Tik-Tok> most people are like that day to day <myhero> yeah maybe <myhero> well on this holiday, how about people try just a little bit harder to hate people <myhero> ya know, in the spirit of the holiday <myhero> hate people a little bit more
<|Chris> there's one bitch in the world <|Chris> one bitch with many different faces <|Chris> find a new face.
(cooey) my cat eats meat. my cat eats timbits. my cat eats celery. my cat eats my weed. my cat eats bits of paper and hair that look like food. my cat =wont= eat a piece of a burger out of a big mac. (cooey) i should learn from my cat.
<@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in a landmark building, and see who pussies out first <@v9> like the empire state building
<BlackDeth> did you know i'm sitting on my toilet right now <BlackDeth> taking a crap <myhero> :L <BlackDeth> i have been this whole conversation <BlackDeth> brb wiping *** myhero changes topic to '<BlackDeth> brb wiping' <SD-Washu> erm k thats just wrong <SD-Washu> you're not supposed to irc or call ppl from teh fucking bathroom <SD-Washu> i dont fucking care if you are joking <ryo-ohki> I do it all the time. :/ <BlackDeth> i'm back on the couch <BlackDeth> i dont talk to people on the phone when i'm on the toilet <BlackDeth> because they can hear the gruesome details
<goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat you <intra> like a vaginal itching? <goh> intra: yes <intra> just get some vagasil
<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring.
(BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are a day ahead of us, i keep askin em to watch the 649 draw and tell me the numbers but they say it dont work that way :(
<HF|Chemical_X> shaddup canadian <HF|Chemical_X> everybody knows that your country and france share one bar of soap a year.
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<McMoo> but then last year the sermon like a week before christmas was like 'CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS - OUR ONE TRUE PRESENT IS JESUS CHRIST!!!' <McMoo> my dad didn't even get my mom anything <McMoo> she was pissed.
<maff> you're such a sarcastabitch brett <timmo`> if by sarcastic you mean sexy, then yes.
<TasmBoy> hah that farmer joe guy's funny.. he electricuted himself at the age of 8 now he's dumb as shit <DAL9000> TasmBoy: what did you do to become dumb as shit? <TasmBoy> I can't remember <DAL9000> At least he remembers. <TasmBoy> you got a point there
<Kazz> Are you coming on to me? <Dregan> With a spelling change. <Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'.
(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today (tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up (ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive
<Spyre-> the beers just sit there, silently staring, and mocking the mistakes my animal mind makes sometimes
(rageboy) id tell you to put my box in the topic so i could sell shells but its not static ip and only 28.8 connection (rageboy) and im in windows right now
(rageboy) ok let me give you a hypothetical situation (rageboy) and you tell me if you would be mad (rageboy) you are having a house party.. (rageboy) and you come home.. everyone is still partying (rageboy) and one of your friends is having sex on your bathroom sink (rageboy) would you kick him outta your house? (vrs) is he a good friend (vrs) ? (rageboy) yeah (vrs) do you like the girl? (rageboy) no no.. (rageboy) i was the one fucking
<wild> i'm black from the waist down <ryo-ohki> The lower half of your body smokes crack and doesn't work ??
(moimau) my net would make your net reverse compile itself, tar.gz itself (moimau) and upload it back to the server it came from. (moimau) so sit down.
<Berzerker> we had a blackout in our neighborhood the other day, until the cops came and took him away
* JosephKer on 2.4.14 <Snarf> exciting ;> <JosephKer> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though <Snarf> nice ;> <^xman^> kernels below 1 mb are for pussies <^xman^> kernels over 2 mb are for men <JosephKer> hehe <JosephKer> It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use it! <BombScare> sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when you pull out your kernel <JosephKer> Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing
<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from energy producers this year
<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet <_joker^> i know that much <schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb <schmoe> yes u can <schmoe> i wont show you though
<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work <Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine <Nakago> its so fun when every fucking race in the game declares war against you at the same time <Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like :P
<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking <asmcoded> you go in through the backdoor and hope you dont meet a log
<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!! <Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne <Sarutobi> be safe :] <chrysOUT> ***poOf*** <djglitch> she's not gone <djglitch> she's addicted <djglitch> ;) <chrysOUT> die <djglitch> hahahahaha
(Matt^^^) I got an A+ in home ec, cuz I helped marinate the teacher's fish, if you know what I mean
<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we have to make up a store and create a logo and shit <sparkly> and my name of the store is gonna be called "less than three" <sparkly> and the packaging is gonna have a big <3 on it
(nexxai) you don't know pain until you try and compile eggdrop on a 486 (nexxai) each line goes by, and you cheer because you weren't sure if it had frozen or not D;
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n?? <korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??? <blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's working
<Horizon> Harhar! I get a paper that says "Congradulations, you are less of an idiot now." <Morbii> does it have a small "but you're still canadian" attached to an asterisk or something too? <Morbii> :P
* scotteh sends a letter to mister bin ladem... with some white power in it <arto> white power???? <arto> YOU RACIST * goofie rolls her eyes <scotteh> POWDER!$!@@
<ArhAngelos> how do i use the !list <ArhAngelos> what the fuck I do with these ip addresses
<CoMBo> <Robbin> Jesse Jackson should be president <Robbin> unlike you lusers, i have somewhere to be on friday night <CoMBo> yeah popeyes <_jube> shift starts 9
<[noam]> you know, i just came to a conclusion <ryo-ohki> Really? I just came to some porno.
* snag giggles <eldee> for a fat guy you giggle alot <eldee> or are you misspelling jiggle?
<blazemore> kof97, magical drop 3, neo turf masters <blazemore> couple others <Brazenhrt> Heh...Magical Drop. <blazemore> magical drop 3 is great :~) <Brazenhrt> I didn't say it wasn't. <blazemore> brazenhrt: i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't. <Brazenhrt> blazemore: I didn't say that you said that I insisted it wasn't. <blazemore> brazenhrt: you said that you didn't say it wasn't awesome in response to my saying it was awesome, which thereafter i said i didn't say that you insisted it wasn't. <Brazenhrt> Oh god. <Brazenhrt> Never mind. * PhorceP 's head explodes
<sM3GGy> What does the KU KLUX KLAN have in common with anabolic steroids? <sM3GGy> They both make niggers run like fuck.