<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am... <Joshua> i don't know what that means... <Joshua> 'too horny'? <Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself
<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive? <Orange1> it starts booting, but then can't find itself
<shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min <|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins
(Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra? (Brodie) I need viagra for my paln (Samadhi) He may check you though (Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth (Brodie) Sweet (Brodie) This is win win
<putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone <putnam> let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a chinese thug say this <putnam> i said "man i'm gonna kick your ass" and he responds with: <putnam> oh fuck nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and burn your bushes.
<Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the tip of my cock <Javi> you'd blow me? <Maxstah> javi i'd swallow <Maxstah> i'm comfortable with my hentrosexuality <Maxstah> long as i have a coke to chase it down with
<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control
<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of?
<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee <snag> you need to fuck first <snag> then you can be picky
<DAL9000> being alone sucks... i want to stab someone in the eye, but alas, noone is there.
*** Now talking in #catholic <shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"?
<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day
<Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream! <Jumper> damn, same here, now I can only download that CD in 3.04secs instead of 3.0400000001
<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan <putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers doing everything on a 5000Mb lan
<CactusJack> thats exeactly it... (putnam): i lip synced rubber ducky by ernie from sesame street in literature for a project once. (putnam): that brought the damn house down. i couldnt believe how perverted the song is (putnam): i danced too. and got people into it. they were clapping.
<putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in europe its commonplace for men to cry <putnam> and crying is so special <putnam> i asked her if she wanted me to cry for her and she said no, stop being a pussy this is america
<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical <dregan> Mehh. <dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"
<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again <MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> for the last fucking hour <MadScribe> geezus <toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife?
<J0RD4N> where do they find these retards? <reptile_> randomly picked from dalnet
<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me. <collusion> yeah, and he should play center right? <Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball?
<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman? <shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something
<tomg> er I have no comment on this. <tomg> :P <Jumper> tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P <tomg> no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P
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<Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world: you're not a real geek until you've scored sex through IRC <Jumper> irl sex, that is <smiler> Jumper: We figured =) <smiler> Jumper: can you even say you scored if you get cybersex? <smiler> Jumper: That would be a REAL geek. <Jumper> smiler: that would just be a looser
quits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat)
<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho
<Javi> irc is like a cigarette <Javi> you know it's bad for you <Javi> but you just can't stop
<Acero> Acero = Steel <Acero> my nick used to be Steel <Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel <BaNe> yer nick should be puddin <BaNe> not steel
<@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own name during sex
<kisama> you know what's hilarious <kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned <kisama> then walking around all furtive <DooD> ... <kisama> hhahaha <kisama> i did that today <kisama> you'd think ppl would notice <kisama> but i was in art all day <kisama> with my zipper down <kisama> and a long shirt <DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P <kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what?
[00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su, nothing happens'
<yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket <tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it? <yossarian> yes, MSBucket <tomg> have they made a patch for it yet? <tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET <yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft? <tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks
{[FoF]}Draegos: no, I dont jerk off
{[FoF]}Draegos: i never jacked off and never will
xceptional: your nuts must be the size of bean bag chairs
<Viscant> cockblock (COK'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the cock "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him"
<Valdrak> SuperMan is a virgin <Wind-X> no way superman is a virgin... <Wind-X> dude grew up on a FARM.
<djLiKu> 8=========D <insanelee> wow.. . is that life size? <djLiKu> yeah <djLiKu> if u have a 200 inch monitor
<ChunLi> my friend works at a hospital and said this guy came in with an aspargaus stuck up his ass =)
[16:45] <over|kill> some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, I say the darker the skin the deeper the rootz..
*** madwoota changes topic to 'Synoptica needs a dick slapped against his forehead.' <incorrect> that an offer woota?