<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code <dodgey> quite cute... eheh <dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais <dodgey> actually, what did she say
<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana? <Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences. <Ouroboros> You know, cable. <Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever.
<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house <Ouroboros> What's a house?
<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd <mightyflo> the only place i've seen it is a smoky as hell pool hall <scummo> Dr Q's. <scummo> I go there specifically to play that entire CD all the time!!! <scummo> And the best part is, all the people there never get that I was the one who put it on <scummo> So they always strike up conversation like "Haha.. I wonder who the faggot who put this shit on was.." <scummo> especially when I had the whole long-haired rocker image
*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth <fr33b1rth> shit... <fr33b1rth> shitfuckdamn
<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican
<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin. <MightyQuinn> no you won't. <MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED! <dregan> Would you like to test that? <MightyQuinn> no. <dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.
<blazemore> 1) he has pants listed in the arcade machine section <blazemore> 2) why would you buy used clothes over the internet :/ <Slant|SCC> Let alone "techno raver DJ" pants? <Steve-3> 9 bids so far <Steve-3> maybe i should start selling my old boxers on ebay <Steve-3> These boxers are in GREAT condition, with the exception of a spot where i let go a little early <Slant|SCC> But they're not any ordinary boxser. <Slant|SCC> They're "techno raver DJ" boxers!
<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage <Object> you just don't do that
<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer. <ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible after beer. <tenfour> eew * ThaDragon grossed out tenfour <tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer
<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack <mappyman> still in backorder <Hiko> heh <Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape? <mightyflo> just crack it <mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com
<TURBOMEAT> gross <TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before making grilled cheese <Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD <TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals <Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an inclined grill in the first place? O.o;
<metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make each other feel comfortable by confirming each others' decisions. it's like a big self-help group!
<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing <Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course.. <ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot' <ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that <mightyflo> sell her on ebay <Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf' <mightyflo> LQQK!
<FlipTopBox> oooh! i want a p'zone! <mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we fucked up." <FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find the most annoying name possible."
<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her boyfriend, does that count as scoring?
* auslandr pokes lint in the eye <EigenLint> no poking. * auslandr stabs lint in the eye <auslandr> better?
<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted
[illz] i could maybe play it off him like 'im just taking my autistic friend out he's never had a drink before'
(@watchy): hey io (@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction (@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm (@watchy): haha *** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood) (@[IO]): or not
<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me
<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
<CoMBo> so for job titles, i should put Wholesale Distributor, Bookkeeping and ...what goes here <jube> Village Idiot
<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate <kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality
<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you
<blazemore> omg i love this song <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24) <Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
<nakke> !dictionary fellatio <FillyJonk> 2 entries found for fellatio. <FillyJonk> fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.] <JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words...
<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting it in the ass everytime <pearl> i didnt say everytime <pearl> occasionally is nice :) <pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually <fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy <fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin' <Ginger> cavernous is not good <Ginger> cept <Ginger> for the esophageal capacity
<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion <noj> no it isn't <noj> you puss <djcrom> ok let me rephrase <djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay
<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN <kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya.
<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts
<DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and shit...its getting old...if you dont like it, then you dont have to own slaves, its as easy as that...
<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps? <Hedge> quite sober actually <sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda sober? <Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda sober <sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;) <sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about?
<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty wasted, it's fuckin tight though <SilverJag> I guess <Baby-d> you guess!?! <Baby-d> show some more enthusiasim! <Baby-d> :) <SilverJag> I cant I have diahreaa
<BombScare> hmmm...choices choices, either get dressed and go get lunch, or sit here and wait for dinner <BombScare> damn im lazy
<xeiro> O_6: what does updating your kernel actaully do <O_6> xeiro, gets me the chicks
<Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR CATFISH TRADITION <Amanda> AND CAPITALIZE ON IT WHILE LOSING THE TRUE VALUE OF AND LOVE FOR THE FISH <kisama_> alright <kisama_> so you're against christmas presents too?
<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the country i live in <mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap <Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid. <Reo> and it's too late for many of us
<Slant> .... <FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you .. <FutabaAoi> ! <Slant> four baby. * Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table.