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<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce <nharris> Rbrt.. wise move <Rbrt> yepp neil <closedown> did you just have a kid? <Rbrt> yes i did <nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in law..he's cool <Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho <closedown> ah <closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage <closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time
<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me? <+sp00n> show them software you have written..woman go wild for that kind of stuff <+Tre> for real? how should i show them? do I carry my laptop around and show random woman??
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<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power of your average 1 GHz desktop <cabbage> um, where did you pull that crap from? <gc> do the math <cabbage> haha <ian> what math <_gene> well you know .. THE math ;) <jwzrd-> gc: are you adding clockspeed here ? <gc> no its the cache,
<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end?
<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12! <P2E> maybe that's why he has so much porn
<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today <KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing... <KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked <KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too <KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building <KNG_SNK> to try to peek in <KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it <KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action
<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be me.
<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning <Wyatt> being late rules. <furandfx> periods <furandfx> the only place being late does not rule
<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection? <[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up <nARcOtIC]> how fast is it? <[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it <nARcOtIC]> right <[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier <[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..
<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company <Soopa> work on my growing cock! * Soopa has a way with words <toNe> and a way with cocks <Soopa> yeah that too
<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the next day <AlmtyBob> not me <ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem. <Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace what you stole <Infe> and you have to steal again!
<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to the wastelands <Scofco> It should be renamed to the east coast <Scofco> then we would have 2 east coasts <Scofco> it would rid gang violence <Scofco> end the east coast / west coast struggle <Scofco> with a simple name change <Scofco> I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE <Hostile> AGREED
<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually <rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs? <rox-work> i should hope so <matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong <spazzer> nah, poste is confused <spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob <matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob <spazzer> and a unibrow to match
<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it?
<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak? <moonsee> heh <moonsee> apparently not yours
<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages <shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER, REALLY!
<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire. <TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window <TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down <TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the seat <TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me <TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper <TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat <TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous
<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters" <nitrifik_> I'm not. <mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway <nitrifik_> exactly. <nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all legal.
<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay <imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED <CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive <CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable. <CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling
<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling
<shin_k> rez is great though <shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually <shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS <TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet <TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes
<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes.............
<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :) <tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher <latez> lol <latez> we've got a medic
<d1cer> omfg <d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world <d1cer> :/ <d1cer> it was like a fucking legg <LivinDead> lol <LivinDead> how big was it? <d1cer> umm <d1cer> k <d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler
[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE [17:29:32] [Xta-C ] COOL! [17:30:13] [Synoptica] jesus christ i dont remember eating chili
<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect. It's a mutilation of language, and we are the people who have to compensate for it's brazen idiocy. <Potato> I'd even say it bites. <JDigital> lol kthx
<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb <Sam|foo> ok <Slant> ok, reboot. <Sam|foo> brb * Slant nods. <-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited) <FlipTopBox> sucka. he's doomed, isn't he.
<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P <toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?
<dot> *shrug* <dot> i know most references <dot> because i am ... whats that word? <dot> i know stuff
<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second Quest. <TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value <nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o
<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though <ScumDog> don't take it wrong <nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude?
<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger" <nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'. * Sylffor is a homosexual, remember? <nitrifik_> you being gay is fine. <nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon".
<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon <Scofco> I pass out <Scofco> well, I actually faint <Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me
[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20
<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead? <Jumper> is this a trick question ?
<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.