<ellipse> whoa. i hate farts like that. <ellipse> that one was so hot, i couldn't tell if i shit myself or not. i think i'm going to have to manually check.
<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and lots of masterbation
<morganti> the problem is if I have referrer logging turned off, the images will not load because the site is trying to stop queers from linking to their content, so if the referrer is blank the image won't load.... <morganti> however I have a program that is supposed to set the referrer to the sites domain that I am visiting, but it doesn't seem to be working <_8ight> humm. well, u go to alot of trouble to surf for porn then huh?
<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a slut
* Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data [Synoptica] fuck [Synoptica] no i dont * Synoptica bangs OutLore and Lord-Data's heads together
<BurntAsh> you know what was funny <BurntAsh> when aalyiah died <BurntAsh> man i hated that bitch <BurntAsh> she wont be dusting herself off and trying again anytime soon
<Guilty> Jees its going to be 48 tomorrow <Guilty> I thought I was done with waring a jacket <Guilty> But apparently not <maff> you go outside?
(skankman) oaid, halo is when two gay guys put their dicks in each others mouths, but the rule is it cant touch the lips or tongue or anything. the only thing it can touch if anything is the tonsil, and they both do it at the same time, and they dont have sex until they do it perfect. (Emo|Cuomo) GROSS SKANKMAN (Emo|Cuomo) I MEANT THE FUCKING XBOX GAME (skankman) yeah whatever, you sick fuck.
* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly <Wyatt> spockdude: Careful, don't exhaust your vocabulary <furan> haha
<+DCBastard> just a jpg <@m00cow> what of ? <+DCBastard> apache ah-64 <@m00cow> i've got an apache <@m00cow> webserver that is
<tormy> hey when u burn games in discjuggler, under the advance tab... should the block be 2048? <DCBastard> leave the advanced tab alone <DCBastard> if you were advanced you'd know how to use it
<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere <@Spidey> grocery store, convenient store <@Spidey> ;[ <@Spidey> -t+ce? <@orion> setting modes on your sentences again, addict?
<DCBastard> hey i could get ven to install that saturn modchip that i got him to send me last year <travolta> ven? <travolta> who is ven? <CraiZE> he means VeNoM <DCBastard> see when you like someone you abreviate their name - that's why I always call you travolta
<SDHawk> cool in a homosexual way <OneiWilly> cool! <Sivako> thats where i'm a superstar!
<winmutt> lol <winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke <winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow <winmutt> 4/20 <winmutt> LOL <winmutt> i just realized this
*** Hiretsukan has left #verge *** Hiretsukan has joined #verge <andy> do the first half of that trick again.
<Nate> I don't care that I don't fuck chicks. <Nate> I have my MCSD. <RPGoddess> but nate.... sex is good! :D <Nate> Yes Shari, I would imagine. <Nate> But so is manual sex. <Nate> :)
<CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day: <CrazyClimber> "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. " <CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but... <me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings.
<DML> Heh... my sister just IM'd me. My sister is cool and shit. I wish I could be eclectic, funky, and well-adjusted <Drusilla> we do too, Dan. <tieboy> well, 0 out of 3 ain't bad
<zathras> This game of rhymes is eating at my brain, I beg of thee, sir, for the love of god, refrain! <Deliphos> I cannot! In my blood it doth runneth! Hush thee now, lest I cap with my gunneth!
*** Quits: Zathras (Evelyn the dog, having undergone further modification pondered the significance of short-person behaviour in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance, and other highly ambient domains. "Arf," she said.)
* Morpheus agrees with tark, but I also prefer nude wet legal aged girls =P <Tarkuss> hey...legal age is 12 in some countries... <Morpheus> 8 in tiwan <Tarkuss> Morpheus: EIGHT!? * Morpheus nods as he watches tark go to get a passport
<Raize> can you guys see what I type? <vecna> no, raize <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
<Kyle|> im making a SHELL for WINDOWS that LOOKS and FEELS like the REAL STANDALONE OS THAT WILL BE DONE NOT SOON! <Urganite> what you mean to tell me <Urganite> is that you're going to create a windows program <Urganite> that just looks like what you want your OS to be? <Urganite> ... <Urganite> that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life <Peasant> Someone should make a DHTML OS <Kyle|> peasant: dont give me ideas
<Const> zero's gay? I just thought he was into porking his cat <Zero> My cat is a girl :p
<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor? <Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.
<SDHawk> dreamweaver is for dense idiots <OneiWilly> dreamweaver is good use it <SDHawk> I rest my case
<ic0n0> i love the midwest <NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties. <ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest? <polar> you have something against titties?
<eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls. <eblank> because if you ever yelled at me with such force in real life, <eblank> i'd probably already be seeing if you fit into a wendy's biggie-size cup.
<eldee> jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game <friedegg> yeah <boozie> HAHA <eldee> fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light saber the other guys string <boozie> oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews <boozie> stealing nickels and shit <eldee> that'd be jedi kike you idjit <boozie> ah.. thats right <eldee> get your derrogatory slurs straight <BombScare> man, every time i think someone in here cant get any dumber boozie steps up
* Smatters sets mode: +girlfriend -lan Element Element *** Element is now known as You * You are not an relationship operator. Cannot set mode (+girlfriend)
<Ear> ARSENIC IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY BECAUSE IT KILLS CHILDREN. <Khross> YES <Ear> DEAD BABIES EQUALS PROFIT. <Khross> LESS MINORITY KIDS = LESS WELFARE <Khross> MORE PROFIT <Ear> IT ALSO PROVIDES FREE BACON. <Khross> YES, OF COURSE
<lunargirl> Without Uncle Freddy we have to rely on our dildo supply. <lunargirl> Which dwindles everyday. <lunargirl> But it's ok, we have a special robot made for us. <lunargirl> Out of dildos. <lunargirl> THE PERPETUAL DILDO MACHINE. <lunargirl> Hello?
<Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a y, you realized "Oooh, that little timmy kid's got a tight ass"
<tatsumi_oreo> I've got an assload of work to do. (Where assload is equal to the distance from the east wall of my anal canal to the west wall of my anal canal, and my penis always points north; anyhow, judging by the size of vecna's manhood, I have a lot of work to do.)
<Overlord> That just pooped into my head. <Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos.
<Falthorn> Like the ninja, pants hold no barrier to the ghostly precision of my meat!
<loretian> They'd say "wow, look at this cute kid with a broken leg. Can't even walk around. That's so cute! I wonder what his dick tastes like"
<Thrasher> What drugs should be used to increase statistics in my game? <Ear> Well, beta-blockers would have a positive effect on accuracy, but a negative effect on strength. <Ear> Acebutolol hydrocholoride, alprenolol hydrocholoride, atenolol, labetalol hydrochloride, metoprolol tartrate, nadolol, oxprenolol hydrochloride, propranolol hydrocholoride, sotalol hydrocholoride are the beta-blockers banned by the IOC. <Thrasher> ...Remind me not to ask you for help again.
<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE <FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES <kolby> you still in english?
*** tatsumi_oreo is now known as tatsumi\Beatingof\ *** tatsumi\Beatingof\ is now known as tatsumi\BeatingSoF\
<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while typing two handed <gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one hand in front of them <[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro, that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room