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#6436 [ + | - ] 50
<tomed> hmm
<MrBawb> uh oh!
<MrBawb> tomed is thinking!
#6434 [ + | - ] 215
<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my
lack of bitchx ...
<sig11> heh?
<Cheetah> bitchx
<Cheetah> BitchX
<Cheetah> for fucks..
<Cheetah> (from .bash_history)
<Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into
their shell?
#6432 [ + | - ] 80
<PI^2> my first puter was c-64
<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D
<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)
<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D
<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)
#6430 [ + | - ] 386
<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system
<TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories
<TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn
box, much less someone elses
#6426 [ + | - ] 520
<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots?
<Sprout> they are eating lunch
<BadlandZ> heh.. together?
<Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?
#6422 [ + | - ] 416
<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I
see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing
saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're
here to save the whales"
#6420 [ + | - ] 393
--- [signoff!#windowmaker] NinjaCodr (wife getting naked)
#6419 [ + | - ] 198
<extremist> strep?
<extremist> that thing where girls take their clothes off?
#6418 [ + | - ] -1
<suchness> my ear wax is pure black!?!?!?!?!
<suchness> WTF
#6416 [ + | - ] 211
<Jason> What's NRE?
<Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy!
<Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive.
#6409 [ + | - ] 45
* Pixelz learnt everything he knows by playing pool
#6405 [ + | - ] 283
<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially
acceptible
<wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk
#6403 [ + | - ] 305
<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping
<avi-> nice
<cygnus> i don't have shit for food
<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos
and it doesn't look tasty
#6401 [ + | - ] 535
<risca> how do you spell world?
<risca> as in "the whole world"
<mixie> world
#6400 [ + | - ] 225
<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk
off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up
from using their keyboards
#6398 [ + | - ] 24
<James> well i was walking down the street the other day
<James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in
my pants
<James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane
highway
<James> thank god it was late out
<James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by
<garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled
#6396 [ + | - ] 410
<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself.
#6395 [ + | - ] 39
<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man
<botnation> you got a got shot at me with the ole dildo in the
mouth trick
<botnation> thank god she washes that shit
#6393 [ + | - ] 640
<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas
<NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia
<NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs
<NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he
says...
<NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke
<NyseriA> and shouts
<Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'
#6390 [ + | - ] 270
<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being
beautiful
<octalpuss> fuck brains  =o)
<octalpuss> oh, and drinking adequate water really kicks ass
<octalpuss> the extra skin on my tummy that i thought i was
going to need a
tummy tuck for is now 85% gone
<el_kab0ng> turn around, I think I found it
#6389 [ + | - ] 45
<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning!
<-- Shouldn't that be "taste"?
#6387 [ + | - ] 553
<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today
<xsneakerx> was he cute?
<yabba> no.. but he had no shoes... and his feet were clean.
<yabba> I think he may have been jesus.
#6385 [ + | - ] 748
<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced
sterilization if there ever was a chance of any of you getting
laid
<RunMe> malp: you keep talking as if you're NOT ON this
channel
#6377 [ + | - ] 167
<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive
removes
<glasnost> until they added deltree
<Logan> glasnost: deltree
<glasnost> thanks logan.
#6371 [ + | - ] 481
*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3
seconds of your life.)
<GE> actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read
<File13> if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy.
but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this
install so far.
#6369 [ + | - ] 270
<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I
turned off the blacklight downstairs
<Monk> that I imagined I was defeating a agent of the
negaverse sent by queen beryl who was using it to sap our
lifeforce
#6367 [ + | - ] 440
<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that,
whatever the society was, it could not function unless women
were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private
property."
<Dobbs> That shut her up.
#6363 [ + | - ] 47
<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children
of the world...
<JelloMan> white and white, white and white, they are precious
in his sight.
#6361 [ + | - ] 392
<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit.
#6360 [ + | - ] 479
<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow?
<Skream> Mine just caught fire.
#6357 [ + | - ] 204
<UrMomsUnt>   U cant ban me .. I'm telnet irc
<paisley> Alrighty.
#6354 [ + | - ] 592
<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback
<_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave
<Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about
the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.
#6353 [ + | - ] 33
<Eurotik> MSN is fucked up
<Eurotik> I can't even get on IE
#6351 [ + | - ] 118
<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste
<Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken
<Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command
<nothing`> uh oh. which was...?
<Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!!
#6330 [ + | - ] 504
craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off...
can you guess why?
ted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh?
#6326 [ + | - ] 366
[during the Olympics]
ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more
medals
craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up
#6322 [ + | - ] 369
ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn
craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn,
but this is a close second.
#6314 [ + | - ] 199
<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when
Rob Halford came out of the closet?
<M0rph13> I was damnit :)
<GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village
People
#6310 [ + | - ] 296
* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the
Civil War started and ended.
<Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember
how, why and what.
<The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass,
for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it
happened.
#6308 [ + | - ] 139
<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key
terrorist target.
<GRAYwolf> We've got...  Uhm...  A bowling alley, out in
Cambridge?
<The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your
tornadoes.
<GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to
completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.
<The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because
if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.
#6301 [ + | - ] 322
<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
<rewben> it even w0rkz
<m0f73> @)!!!!!
<m0f73> theres no h in w00t
#6300 [ + | - ] 61
<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty
<stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my
coiffure
#6291 [ + | - ] 184
<zi11z0rz> damn, the transsexual guy on silence of the lambs
has nice abs
#6282 [ + | - ] 577
<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my
mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to
normal...
#6281 [ + | - ] 451
<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you
being able to relax your anus
#6277 [ + | - ] 486
<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer
nerd.  It just means you have a higher intelligence than a
turnip
#6274 [ + | - ] 637
<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could
take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small
#6270 [ + | - ] 248
<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor
<pipedream> but it was a "statement"
#6267 [ + | - ] 739
<nhoj> dont dis on aol
<nhoj> they put the whole internet on a cd
#6266 [ + | - ] 881
<Masharoni> after that i vowed to clench my ass when barfing