<Cheetah> heh, someone else who was on my box didn't like my lack of bitchx ... <sig11> heh? <Cheetah> bitchx <Cheetah> BitchX <Cheetah> for fucks.. <Cheetah> (from .bash_history) <Cheetah> who actually types things like for fucks.. into their shell?
<PI^2> my first puter was c-64 <PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D <PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :) <PI^2> that game was soo weird :D <PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :)
<TwoEight> heh, i dont even know how to hack a system <TwoEight> i am always amazed when i hear such stories <TheBigZ> hell, half the time I can't get into my own damn box, much less someone elses
<BadlandZ> So, what's new, where are the bots? <Sprout> they are eating lunch <BadlandZ> heh.. together? <Sprout> do you ever see bots eating with people?
<sp00t> the only trouble with watching dune is every time I see that guy I expect him to pull out a palm pilot like thing saying "Ziggy says theres a 45.2 percent chance that you're here to save the whales"
<Jason> What's NRE? <Scott> NRE - New Relationship Energy! <Scott> It's just like cocaine, only more expensive.
<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible <wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk
<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping <avi-> nice <cygnus> i don't have shit for food <avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those shit eating videos and it doesn't look tasty
<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up from using their keyboards
<James> well i was walking down the street the other day <James> not paying attention to the 40 foot beast of a dong in my pants <James> when it slipped out and was laying across a 6 lane highway <James> thank god it was late out <James> i pulled it back in right as a car drove by <garorm> thank god, the car would have been totaled
<st0w> I was just a tad intoxicated, man <botnation> you got a got shot at me with the ole dildo in the mouth trick <botnation> thank god she washes that shit
<NyseriA> i just read a book i got for xmas <NyseriA> its about a sea harrier pilot shot down in bosnia <NyseriA> he is collected by a troops of SAS FACs <NyseriA> and, let me recall, when they have to pull out he says... <NyseriA> He smacks his SA80 down on the tabke <NyseriA> and shouts <Sureshot^> 'who fucking TKed me last round?'
<octalpuss> that's right... i'm on my way back to being beautiful <octalpuss> fuck brains =o) <octalpuss> oh, and drinking adequate water really kicks ass <octalpuss> the extra skin on my tummy that i thought i was going to need a tummy tuck for is now 85% gone <el_kab0ng> turn around, I think I found it
<CitizenC> <k-statik> I love the smell of scat in the morning! <-- Shouldn't that be "taste"?
<yabba> I fucked a homeless man today <xsneakerx> was he cute? <yabba> no.. but he had no shoes... and his feet were clean. <yabba> I think he may have been jesus.
<malp> this channel would be an argument for forced sterilization if there ever was a chance of any of you getting laid <RunMe> malp: you keep talking as if you're NOT ON this channel
<glasnost> i remember how DOS had no command for recursive removes <glasnost> until they added deltree <Logan> glasnost: deltree <glasnost> thanks logan.
*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your life.) <GE> actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read <File13> if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy. but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this install so far.
<Monk> All I have to say... is I'm so messed that when I turned off the blacklight downstairs <Monk> that I imagined I was defeating a agent of the negaverse sent by queen beryl who was using it to sap our lifeforce
<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"... <Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property." <Dobbs> That shut her up.
<JelloMan> jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world... <JelloMan> white and white, white and white, they are precious in his sight.
<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow? <Skream> Mine just caught fire.
<_Hawkeye_> I don't bareback <_Hawkeye_> Fastest way to the grave <Mthbeylt> I'm not sure, but I have a feeling this isn't about the relative merits of riding horses without a saddle.
<Anal> I was doing a copy/paste <Anal> but when I did my copy it must not of taken <Anal> so when I pasted it pasted in my old command <nothing`> uh oh. which was...? <Anal> whihc was 'rm -rf /usr' !!!!
craig: I suddenly have the urge to rip someone's ear off... can you guess why? ted: uh... you've been possessed by vincent van gogh?
[during the Olympics] ted: everytime i load my yahoo it seems the US has three more medals craig: Stop reloading then!!! Canada has to catch up
ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn, but this is a close second.
<GnarlyBob> I mean how could *anyone* have been surprised when Rob Halford came out of the closet? <M0rph13> I was damnit :) <GnarlyBob> He could be a stunt double for one of the Village People
* deVoca wonders how many American here know on what date the Civil War started and ended. <Bell_of_Ygg> deV, I can't remember when-I can only remember how, why and what. <The_Freakazoid> That means bell can remember it in the ass, for love, with a phone. But not who did it or when it happened.
<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target. <GRAYwolf> We've got... Uhm... A bowling alley, out in Cambridge? <The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes. <GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won. <The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games.
<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo <rewben> it even w0rkz <m0f73> @)!!!!! <m0f73> theres no h in w00t
<stevil> man my hair is oily and nasty <stevil> fear my keyboard after i run my digits through my coiffure
<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to normal...
<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax your anus
<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip
<lunar_sothis> and he was all amazed at "how deep" i could take it... tho i wasnt at all, he was just small
<pipedream> one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor <pipedream> but it was a "statement"