<pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies <boXlor> "stfu" ?
<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message me <Owaru> if anyone wants to hear desperate pleas of attention by a decrepit 17 year old weirdo, msg me! <Owaru> i'll make you sound like you're normal!
<_404notfound> Best prank ever: while your male friend is sleeping, slip a condom on him, and get one of your female friends to lie next to him until he wakes up. <BobTheMilkman> 404: or better yet, a male friend
<SD-Washu> ST. LOUIS - A former Southern Baptist Convention president stirred interfaith tumult when he described Muhammad, Islam's revered founder, as a "demon-possessed pedophile."
<Grumman> I got windows 200pro today. <shithead1> windows 200? did marcus aurelius use that?
<Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling <Zaph23> He sucks ass <Zaph23> Almost every time I come out of my office I catch him web surfing <biggles> any good sites? <biggles> i'd be pissed if he was only looking at fatchicksinpartyhats
<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!"
<monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play out four or five times a year : <monami> Act I <monami> BOSS: Do A. <monami> ME: If we do A, B will occur. <monami> BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways. <monami> Act II <monami> BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED. <monami> ME: sigh
<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door <QJ> while you were wanking? <knox> yep <knox> it was worse than that <QJ> she finished you off?
<bus> what can I help you with, xorg? <xorg> well <xorg> when uncle daddy touches my bathing suit <xorg> i get all tingly <xorg> but the bible says NO
<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you bigot arsehole <alex> what's britain??? <xorg> its about 3 fags north of France
<monami> hm, these girls sure are fat <QJ> where where? <monami> can you look at pictures of fat naked girls wherever you are? <QJ> yes <QJ> it's in my contract
<xorg> you know how you hang up the phone after talking to an asshole <xorg> and you say "Asshole" <xorg> well <xorg> in my brain, that has superimposed "goodbye" <xorg> i talk to that many assholes
<monami> this utility has a macro recording function but no loop command <monami> so i record a macro, and then put a stapler on the keyboard to hold the button down <monami> and go have coffee <monami> i note that the stapler, on the whole, is a more efficient and productive employee than i am
[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now [1:02pm] weeve «~Eden@ip68-10-94-135.rn.hr.cox.net» has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx)
<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going to get a real job?"
[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin'
<[Shinji]> Arrrr... bend over laddie and I'll show ye a fishstick that makes it's OWN tatar sauce....#($*
<SwampFox> "I'm sleeping with several local teens. Find out if your child is one of them at 11."
<Ashen> fucking hell <Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut <Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant
<wmf> AaronSw: what did I tell you about Stallman? <AaronSw> not to have sex with him?
<blazemore> DJing with vinyl is like people still making soap from their own pig fat
<luna> okay okay, so it *probably* isn't going to snow, but i can <luna> imagine it! <roland> well, if we're imagining, i can imagine buxom women will fall <roland> from the sky like sexy hailstones.
<dj_ak> i just popped a zit on my shoulder <dj_ak> and it hit me in the eye <dj_ak> then i licked my eye <splifs> women must love you
<funknut> I like my women like I like my coffee. <Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
<axel026> i need help please <^cell^> do you have an appointment? <axel026> im french <^cell^> i see... thats a terrible disorder
<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught and I needed backup, boy that was akward
<[werk]chin> (Bobo) "With the sam's deal on a 100 gb drive, im able to download and store the porn of 10 regular men"
<MC_GREG> your hapkido will not save you when i am wiping your asshole with your tongue
<chin|werk> msimn can kiss my fucking bloody ass <chin|werk> outlook express is a little fucking drama queen <chin|werk> "OOoOHHHH, YOU UPGRADED TO IE 6" <chin|werk> "WELL IM NOT GONNA WORK ANYMORE"
<^erica^> god, why dont you apear infront of me when i pray? <GodFu> because i like to watch
<^cell^> one of these days, ill get my friends and family members and stuff to jump into the back of my truck, and all 277 of us will run over a bunch of french people
<O_6> my helpful nature gets me into many a snag <MadMan37> so does your weakness for pic-a-nic baskets
<paper_bag> i have looked for so long for a channel that has x-dccs with white poeple music
<gh5046> beep boop beep boop beep beep boop <skrike> thats right r2 we're going to cloud city
<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to constantly rely on me for emotional support <far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter
<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!" <far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it"
<redhook> <--- 22 <redhook> and I got a 7 year old on my nuts, how pathetic <redhook> s/7/17/ <redhook> that looked bad
<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack