<BrantB> OMG! <CecilPL> what? <BrantB> I just used an acronym for Oh My God for the first time ever
<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x? <@desnarf> hit it with a hammer <@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically
<ScottO> How was your interview, meta? <nietmeta> it's on monday <nietmeta> i gotta wait! <ScottO> How will it be, then? <nietmeta> it will be awsome <ScottO> Congrats, then.
<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav <Jon^D> he's my hero <Jon^D> he'd probably have to be gay too mind <arioch> those repressed homosexual tendencies are coming to the surface now <Jon^D> I wish I was gay
<Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of them to make sure there weren't any duplicates then sort <Jon^D> I wrote a nasty perl script to get it donw <Jon^D> and it didn't work very well <skank> cat quote*.txt |sort |uniq
<@Jon^D> I used to pop on IRC at 13:37 for the pure novelty of it <@Jon^D> and I'm not a loser
<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C <@Jon> amfeorgmloow: they scream preprocessor directives when I take em from behind
<@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes <@arftron> serious <@meiso> wtf she is sexy <@meiso> her beard is pure ripe for stroking
<@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds 927.40Kbytes/sec. <@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps
<@meiso> he was trying to secure his server and made the root filesystem un-writeable
<niff|n> why do you have so much porn Greebo? <Greebo> 'cos i like masturbating, niffin.
<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO <RB> .. <RB> I do not understand <Philgone> oh dear * Philgone motions leeda to the private window
Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell Max> Dont you mean Siliconhell? Fred> What ? Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to Fred> Really?
<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my private bit
<continuum> is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you switch to adsl? <continuum> first sex, first drugs, first drink... don't think any compare to watching 12Mb d/l in like a second or two
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off <sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot <sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can
<NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back of car, drive on shit road, harddrive gone
<felix> eek <skrike> felix just screamed like a girl <felix> no, I said "eek" <skrike> girls say "eek" <skrike> YOU GIRL <oat`meal> guys say "oh SHIT, what the FUCK, BITCH"
(ubergash): i swear to jebus if one more fucking nigger uses the word jew or kyke or the, I'll shank you all
<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do <goatbustar> turn the other cheek
<barkode> it's all about getting drunk at defcon, and waking up the next morning in a ditch, with a TRS-80, a wireless modem, a sombero, a pair of high heels, an angry midget and you're dressed like a mariachi.
<skrike> zhix: guess what Im doing <zhix> skrike - what? <skrike> zhix - Im doing the dishes, cuz sometimes thugs gotta tell the dishes whats up <zhix> skrike - damn straight <skrike> Im in the kitchen going "bitch you betta get clean"
<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's television market ranks 11th. <WonkoSane> how does a tv market rank 11th if they're 4th in population? <CubsWoo> Remember Houston is close to Mexico
<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex <skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
<mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall. p2-233, 192mb ram. <mistress> (thats his. mine's a p200 with 32mb of ram. <mistress> maybe his is a 266. i forget. but i remember what video chipset it uses. <mistress> i guess its up to a girl to know a man's hardware better than he does.
<zhixel> I'm starting to think I drive too fast. <felix> nothing wrong with 80mhz. <felix> unless a highway patrol officer tells you otherwise. <felix> like one did to me today. <zhixel> I'm sorry felix, my car isn't a 486. <barkode> got a ticket? <felix> i got a speeding ticket going work <barkode> "sorry officer, i had my soda on the turbo button" <felix> zhixel: fuck off. 80mph, too
<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures of other people in thongs.
<Yawgatog> If I were two I'd try to eat everything in sight, just in case it's a boob in disguise
* dagbrown *FINALLY* got licenses for his fucking Sun development environments. <dagbrown> Sun's licensing department must have the slogan "WE HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE"
* Lemieux doesnt do the menage-a-trois thing <Lemieux> at least... not if there's 2 women involved <skidd> so you're a multiple input woman? * Lemieux is not a porn star <JayByrd> you don't have to be a porn star <JayByrd> dirties across the land are getting it at both ends, as we speak
<pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies <boXlor> "stfu" ?
<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message me <Owaru> if anyone wants to hear desperate pleas of attention by a decrepit 17 year old weirdo, msg me! <Owaru> i'll make you sound like you're normal!
<_404notfound> Best prank ever: while your male friend is sleeping, slip a condom on him, and get one of your female friends to lie next to him until he wakes up. <BobTheMilkman> 404: or better yet, a male friend
<SD-Washu> ST. LOUIS - A former Southern Baptist Convention president stirred interfaith tumult when he described Muhammad, Islam's revered founder, as a "demon-possessed pedophile."
<Grumman> I got windows 200pro today. <shithead1> windows 200? did marcus aurelius use that?
<Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling <Zaph23> He sucks ass <Zaph23> Almost every time I come out of my office I catch him web surfing <biggles> any good sites? <biggles> i'd be pissed if he was only looking at fatchicksinpartyhats
<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!"
<monami> my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play out four or five times a year : <monami> Act I <monami> BOSS: Do A. <monami> ME: If we do A, B will occur. <monami> BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways. <monami> Act II <monami> BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED. <monami> ME: sigh
<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door <QJ> while you were wanking? <knox> yep <knox> it was worse than that <QJ> she finished you off?
<bus> what can I help you with, xorg? <xorg> well <xorg> when uncle daddy touches my bathing suit <xorg> i get all tingly <xorg> but the bible says NO
<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you bigot arsehole <alex> what's britain??? <xorg> its about 3 fags north of France
<monami> hm, these girls sure are fat <QJ> where where? <monami> can you look at pictures of fat naked girls wherever you are? <QJ> yes <QJ> it's in my contract
<xorg> you know how you hang up the phone after talking to an asshole <xorg> and you say "Asshole" <xorg> well <xorg> in my brain, that has superimposed "goodbye" <xorg> i talk to that many assholes