Brucha: I've heard a Kirk/Spock/Scotty slash done similarily. It haunts my nightmares, I don't need a wrestling equivalent added. :) "The Vulcan emotion is strong and powerful...I, I can't contain it all..." "You get that thing away from him!" Jim Smith: So, Kirk and Spock had an orgy and didn't invite Bones? I mean, who's gonna give you more gay sex satisfaction? A Scotsman? Or a guy named "Bones"? Brucha: Something like that... Scotty stumbles upon them, tries to break it up, and then falls to the passion... Jim Smith: He's such a slut... TangleToy: *wipes off screen* I swear. Why I bother trying to drink anything while in here is beyond me.
* BrooKiki is NOT a bad person. BrooKiki: I'm not even a mean person. In fact, if people like that were drowned at birth like they SHOULD be, I'd be Miss Freaking Congeniality, dammit!
* Brooke just adores the way you people try to worm out of stuff. <G> "Could you explain it to Brooke?" "I'd love to, but I'm right in the middle of chewing my hand off."
Brooke: If I don't get a manicure, I'm going to stick my hands in the garbage disposal. Lynxie: YOU CANNOT WRITE WITH NO HANDS! I DON'T WANT TO WAIT 'TIL YOU LEARN TO TYPE WITH YOUR NOSE!!!!
* araignee doesn't care for DiCaprio. He's not to her taste. Rapunzel452: He used to be able to act. Then he decided he didn't need to anymore. I have little respect for an actor who lets himself get upstaged by a ship. hetros: I believe his enormous head, while an religious object in New Guinea, scares some folk.
* AlecWire fires a crossbow dart through the arrow, landing it in Foe's crotch. Foenix: HA! Joke's on you! I had no plans to use that for years!
* Alan wasn't aware Rap was an action figure. Rapunzel452: Oh, yeah. Everyone wants a small plastic me adorning their shelf. AlecWire: Or a large plastic blow-up you...
Abyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena, army-boy. Matt Nute: From what we hear, it's a rather small subpoena.
*** Sparks has quit IRC (Quit: You have never really, truly known the joys of riding on a public bus until you look around and realize that the people sitting next to you are the same ones who converse with cheese on a regular basis...) Seraph: Nothing wrong with talking to cheese. :)
*** Jim Smith has quit IRC (Quit: MAH GAWD! New Mexico just hit Al Gore with that steel chair! DAMN YOU, NEW MEXICO! Why? Why? Why?! Tell me why, you sonsabitches!)
* t watches win2k grind to a halt <greg> Give it some credit. It slows down quickly.
<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch, and you people ask him what kind of laptops.
<cmw> ok how about this one <cmw> Dear Natalie, <cmw> How's it going studying at Harvard? I bet it's hard. I am sorry my sweet but sometimes life is hard. I love you. You are so beautiful and smart my darling. God made you so perfect. Will you marry me? We could be so happy together, forever. We have so much in common, you are in Star Wars and I like Star Wars. Can't you see we were made for each other. <cmw> Yours Always, <cmw> Cody Crenshaw <ShadowFang11> yea, thats good
<Iggz> i had a touching experience on the subway today <Iggz> i sat beside a priest <spoon> kinky <Iggz> ......
<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle." <glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that <Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing.
<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member. <bliant> so he gets high speed cox? <japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox
<angst> i want a relationship with more depth. <angst> and no, i don't mean a deeper asshole. <angst> i mean someone who can deep-throat.
<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis. <angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's actions in my webserver's logs
* Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance. <loop> uh oh <loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me
<tweet> does n e one else's gf ever told them they wanna fuck you with a strapon? <Nekorin> Good news, Tweet, you have a girlfriend. <Nekorin> Bad news, she's thinks you're gay.
<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. <@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
(user1) whio' (user1) is awke?!?2 (user1) aggha (user1) aned to think i oepratd a motr vejcal
<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci <Funicide> awwwww oui <Unill> french? <Funicide> thats the sound of 2 gay dude humping in paris
<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted <justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit <cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit
<drdink> what are c31487-a and cc31487-a? <drwiii> they are numbers, accompanied by letters and dashes.
<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get neurotic? Ohh, you mean butt sex
<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE! <JtHM> fuckin`eh: nothing happened when I clicked :(
<drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store <WaL-_-MarT> cool, drdink.. <drdink> actually what you do <drdink> is you take walmart's employee phone off the pole <drdink> and go get a portable phone from the electronics department <drdink> and plug it in to the pole <drdink> and you can walk around the store <drdink> and they can't catch you <drdink> just don't leave, or its stealing
<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself
<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra <crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less. <Kelly> heh!
<astyanax> /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment
<drdink> hey <drdink> who's good at graphics and logos and crap? <xanatos> drdink; I'm pretty good at crap (I make my own)
<nwa_> someone sniff me and send me a copy of all the info you collect, i am most interested <beeMind> nwa_: I've been sniffing you and I have some info. You smell funny.
<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work <DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?" <LordSuggs> heh <LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;) <DeLorean> heh <DeLorean> ego
<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot. <DeLorean> My boss has me checking his AOL mail ever 30 fuckin' seconds. <DeLorean> I hate when he's in the office. <DeLorean> He's never here. <DeLorean> He's here maybe one day a month. <`Sean> DeL: Hey, those life and death decisions are made on AOL!
<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it <^o-o^> "People with epilepsy, persons with a history of heart problems and users of Viagra should not use this version of Xemacs" <drwiii> i bet bob dole is sitting home pissed because he can't use that version of Xemacs
<^o-o^> somebody told me once never to use the words "I", "myself" or "me" in a resume <^o-o^> anybody here follow this rule ? <DeLorean> No. <DeLorean> It sounds wishy-washy. <cafuego> I myself have never applied that rule to me.
<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!"
<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well.. looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly
<FindUrFire> how old are you rad,alone? <SUPER--RAD> i'm 22 years old alone & with others i'm still 22
<RadiX> I had a thought <Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you. <RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was.
<didas> ok when anyone sees nirvanas_owner i need them to tel me to mail me <AnnoyN_Princess> u want him to tell u to mail urself?
<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf? <Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes <Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you <Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples <Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs ;o
<Hickboy> i gotta piddle <Hickboy> doh did i say that out loud <wolvie> yes, now run to the little boy's room before anybody notices
<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way. <dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :)