<g33kk0r3> anyone know what carpet bombing is? <vaportrail> umm...taking a crap on a vagina?
<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes <[Matt]> other than that, i was lost
<rawkus> fuckin women. <rawkus> i call for booty and get a lecture on racism <rawkus> wtf?
<eth0_tulip> once, i stabbed a guy in LA, for not closing both eyes at the same time when he blinked
<orb2k> raves are just an excuse <jovana> for what? <orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything
<miss_tekky_stylez> yeah <miss_tekky_stylez> asian shits are dope.. <miss_tekky_stylez> like take for instance <miss_tekky_stylez> when a big log hits the water <miss_tekky_stylez> it doesn't make the "bloop" noise.. <miss_tekky_stylez> it goes... "You break you buy!" <miss_tekky_stylez> or "You have dishonord my family!"
<Aura> oh my god <Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials <Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy <Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails <Aura> going into a diaper <SkyCriesX> thats canada for you
<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake while experiencing a strong nitrous hit
<Chrizto> show me a chick worth worrying about after you're not the one fucking them anymore and I'll show you the value of the imaginary number i
<rlorenzon> ...and that's when i knew she was the one <wolfnip> how did you know that? <rlorenzon> because...i lost all my friends.
[Demon5] ;p [far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean? "I have a scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?
* terra begins dousing people in gasoline <hngkong> Terra, why kill us? <terra> Shush <terra> it's perfume
<w3nis> this bread smells weird <w3nis> but tastes fine <Guilty> Much like a penis
<@straylight> ARGH <@straylight> how can the AIM name "shotbybothsides" be taken? WHO THE FUCK WOULD TAKE THAT? <@straylight> ... <@straylight> other than me?
<gage> i drank a beer in the shower today <christ> dude, you drank a beer in the shower? <gage> i sho did <gage> cold beer + hot shower = good <christ> dude, this is what state OPs is in, we don't have time to drink a beer like normal people anymore
<tris> all the tech contact email is signed "MFN Corporate Communications" now <tris> maybe they are the ones running the routers <neruaL> that would imply that a) they were running and b) someone had control over it
<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now <gage> i love how often i find hardware on the street <gage> this was from a mac that looked like it had been beaten with a sledgehammer
<Poltergeist21> I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!! <Poltergeist21> Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1 <Charlesowns> Dude, i said that ten years ago!
<tris> why did someone stick an altoid in your cd player? <furyoujin> tris, we were having phun and he got a lil overexcited
<Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!! <Poltergeist21>Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1 <Charlesowns>Dude, i said that ten years ago!
<trimp> indd: go smell your mom's panties <indd> i cant, she threw them at aerosmith.
<loathe> CF 5 is way way better <dev0n> way way better than what? a hand job from your mom?
<mp> wanna invest in some mp love coupons? <dev0n> mp: no. i think my mutual fund will perform better :)
Ahmed is now known as ahmed_TOP_GUN <ahmed_TOP_GUN> oh, hmm, i put in the wrong movie --- ahmed_TOP_GUN is now known as ahmed_THOMAS_CROWN_AFFAIR
<Scire> Yeah well I haven't been IRCing much lately <E-vangelist> Scire: finally figured out you could masturbate with your other hand, eh?
<rwxr-xr-x> i used to have a g/f who turned out to be world writable <rwxr-xr-x> ridable
<Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin" and becoming fly by having a dope ride.
*** Now talking in #-[TF]- *** Topic is '*** Denmark has quit Worldcup (Read error: Connection reset by England)'
<@Bojangle> splurge: This one time, my friend called the cops for getting a threatning phone call. SO the cops come over to just see what my friend is like, to judge if he was BSing or not <@Bojangle> So they come over, and start chatting my friend up, they go, "What do you do?" and he's like, "I'm a computer consultant <@Bojangle> "Oh yeah, what are ya' working on?" and he's like, "Oh, some webserver" <@Bojangle> So then these two cops start talking about how he should use another server, and how the server he's using sucks, and how he should set up a database for certain things, lmao <@splurge> HAHAHA <@Bojangle> And my friend's like, "What are you, cops or computer programmers?" and he's like, "Oh, I just like to play around in my spare time" <@Bojangle> It was like something outta Seinfeld <@splurge> id skullfuck them and leave their corpses in the backyard <@Bojangle> Me too
<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news. <Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know. <Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition. * volsung_ perks up. <Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.' * volsung_ flips Paradox the bird. <volsung_> :) <Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited. <volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation? <Paradox> I'm not sure. <volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest. <Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.
<`]{rAzY]`> My penis is so big that when black men look at it,
they say "Hey man, you got a big penis"
<dubdope> krazy... why do you have black men looking at your
penis?
<dubdope> plus krazy.. how do they know what your penis looks
like when they have you bent over?
<F|uke> I like to have sex with Enya playing in the background <F|uke> Enya doesnt mind it either.,....she just sits, watches and plays