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#7775 [ + | - ] 225
<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer
<Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out
<n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with
tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the
puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag
<n> then he'll play q3
#7774 [ + | - ] 182
<chaowork> dont singe the wenis
<faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky
<chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics
<faustwork> you should see how i flip it over
#7772 [ + | - ] 219
<ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer
<chaowork> ouch
<Booger> hah
<chaowork> by a chick?
<Booger> try to NOT do that
<ph^pr0phet> yea
<ph^pr0phet> heh
<Booger> or wear a nutcup
<chaowork> u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em
#7770 [ + | - ] 267
<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc?
<Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire"
<Destruct> ?
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
<booger> type /server fxfire instead
<booger> that might work better
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
#7769 [ + | - ] 675
<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be
older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably
Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle
with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top
Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and
smooth all over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i
LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being
playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme
manner
<n> lol
<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole
<booger> thats gotta hurt
<pat> nair?
<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?
<pat> e-mail her and find out
<n> uhm
<n> thats a he
<booger> OMG
#7767 [ + | - ] 717
<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas
<faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho
<faustwork> i feel like a goon
<faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face
#7766 [ + | - ] 218
*** booger is now known as BROADCAST
* BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so
we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco
ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on
zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz
#7765 [ + | - ] 398
<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge
<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20
<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it
<anathema> yeah
<Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank
<faz__> haha
<anathema> haha
<koko> bahaha
<Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it
<faz__> sam sells 6 copies
<n> oh yeah?
<n> well in that case
<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon
#7764 [ + | - ] 555
<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell
you if the upgrade will work
<faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7
#7762 [ + | - ] 237
<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..
<n> hah
<chao[i]> ha
<chao[i]> are u kidding
<TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..
<TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull
<chao[i]> lets quake swoop
<chao[i]> yeah
<chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i]
<TFA|Swoop> Ok
<TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.
#7761 [ + | - ] 141
<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day
<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!
#7760 [ + | - ] 557
<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't
based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through
sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies.
#7758 [ + | - ] 279
<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the
orphanage.  those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with
no place to go, usually
<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth
<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed
#7755 [ + | - ] 881
<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring
<Mulder> lol
<Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i
installed linux
#7751 [ + | - ] 338
<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would
they still be cousins?
#7749 [ + | - ] 411
<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings!
<RTT> err thats normal
<ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth!
<RTT> Yes?
<ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed?
<RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your
ping
<ViViD> Shutup you geek
#7748 [ + | - ] 1029
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer
| wc -l
< nutbar>   19314
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "}" named.conf.newer
| wc -l
< nutbar>   19313
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind]
< nutbar> great
* nutbar fumes
< nutbar> one fucking missing }
#7734 [ + | - ] 51
<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
#7724 [ + | - ] 109
<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know
how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games?
<Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper
cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and  you'll have
the game play evperience of your life...or death
#7723 [ + | - ] 13
<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story
line needed, just cut to the fucking chase
<KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;)
#7719 [ + | - ] 30
* c6 is going to start a radio station
<c6> although the kits are mighty expensive
<Jaykul> lol
<Jaykul> you even have a license?
<[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no
<[-tOrn-]> ;)
<c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?
#7718 [ + | - ] 793
<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up
<[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?"
<[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."
#7717 [ + | - ] 367
<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste
<cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste
<kez> you missed a bit off the end
<cosmok> ?
<kez> </html>
#7714 [ + | - ] 38
<kez> Jaykul, nice, er, bottom
<kez> er, I mean
<kez> easter?
#7713 [ + | - ] 421
<TonyD> you hatiater
<DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater?
<TonyD> it's a word I just made up
<TonyD> someone who radiates hate
#7712 [ + | - ] 18
<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor?
<Jaykul> E-mail the authors.
<[-tOrn-]> hmm
<[-tOrn-]> That's a good resource editor ;)
<Jaykul> ResHack
* [-tOrn-] never thought of that one..
<[-tOrn-]> yeah, have that.
#7711 [ + | - ] 455
<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps
<sc1> jesus this sucks
<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me
on that one.
<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video
compression rates.
#7710 [ + | - ] 55
<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning
Class316? heh
<Fakester> no
<Fakester> he should be banned at all times
<Fakester> IMO
<DN|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth
#7709 [ + | - ] 542
<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens
are
<Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running
if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment
<Logomancr> ;P
<Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my
reactor coils"
<lev|> "on screen"
<Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV"
<renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish
<Logomancr> that would be so l33t
#7707 [ + | - ] 210
<ShrikeX> YEAH
<ShrikeX> DNS IS BACK
<Damascus`> and it's better than ever.
#7706 [ + | - ] 283
archon > man, that was fun
archon > hooray for hack tools and logs
z0e > lumberjack blowjob?
#7705 [ + | - ] 158
* fingle sets mode +owned Maels
* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus
#7703 [ + | - ] 1035
<Multus> Indeed. And, fear not, a sense of humor be not
required for my employ, though a sense of direction helps, or
perhaps a Yahoo! Map, for finding my land can be a chore in
itself.
<Jolieve> (( Multus... you have been warned about the out of
genre commentary... please cease and desist now, this is your
final warning. ))
<Multus> Er...
<Multus> Forgive, I did not mean Yahoo! Maps.  What madness do
I speak?  I, um, believe they are called Huzzah! Maps in this
land.  Yes?
#7701 [ + | - ] 1330
<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me
<bobthecow> oi someone op me
<Felix1> bob type alt-f4
<Ludwigvan> hehe
*** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA
<Astro}> oh my god ...
<Felix1> :D
<Felix1> oops :p
*** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol
<bobthecow> err
<Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob
<Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob
<Felix1> sorry bob :D
<bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he
laughed
#7699 [ + | - ] 338
<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let
me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay?
<_8ight> yeah. screws.
#7693 [ + | - ] 406
<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason
#7692 [ + | - ] 1237
<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic
<Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?
<evilmarq> up my arse
<Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?
<evilmarq> yes
<Rawr> Why?
<evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass
#7691 [ + | - ] 174
*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes
#7689 [ + | - ] 302
<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today
<Phuser> I said, Yes, but not right now.
#7683 [ + | - ] 201
<Spyder-> AOL also sucks
*** Carnevil_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout for Carnevil_
[ACA7C955.ipt.aol.com])
#7682 [ + | - ] 144
<landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers
there is not a lot of difference between 10^9 and 10^12.
<asphyxia:#math> yeah, only three zeros
#7681 [ + | - ] 26
* harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an
example from my life:
once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed
on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex
with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet)
* harbor21 is a suble cheater
#7679 [ + | - ] 371
<[BoB]spencer> LOL who has seen the capture the sperm game?
<Sharp|DoD> i play it every day with my sock
<Sharp|DoD> woops
#7676 [ + | - ] 48
<motardo> i iron my curvy wang
#7675 [ + | - ] 134
<@WoNkS> omg it came up already
<@motardo> your wang?
#7672 [ + | - ] 387
<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and
honey and whipping creme together and heating it up in the
microwave for 2 minutes and pouring it on your cat?
#7670 [ + | - ] 44
(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black
hole called?
(_uaioe): motardo's fart
#7666 [ + | - ] 197
<Rustblade> I gotta add some new cooling if I'm going to
accomodate this new scsi 3 drive
<Rustblade> oh shit
<Rustblade> you know what I realized
<Rustblade> I need a fucking scsi 3 controler
<Rustblade> I didn't think of that
#7661 [ + | - ] 250
<Paran0id> Sectus: my A key is broken...
#7659 [ + | - ] 809
<xwred1> hmm... do you recommend I replace windows me?  I have
lots of friends, I can wares lunix for free.  thats what
hackers use, isn't it?
<TheOnyx> You want to warez linux?
<xwred1> you have to, I hear that unix stuff is expensive.
windows me came with my gateway, I tried to ask them for lunix
but they told me not to get it because it was buggy and stuff