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#8336 [ + | - ] 620
<Sanji> I eat people.
<Sanji> I'm a humanitarian
#8335 [ + | - ] 404
<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!"
"Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda
sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...."
<neored13> They should've given him Metal.
<GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker
<Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter.
<Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE"
#8330 [ + | - ] 342
<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day.
<spacetwin> how was it!
<AgntBukk> I beat up some chick.
<AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until
she died.
<spacetwin> haha
<AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.
#8329 [ + | - ] 353
<a> i wish i had some vr goggles or something
<Loc-Dog> a: for porn?
<a> so nobody could tell i was playing games
<a> games being interactive porn
<Loc-Dog> a: they'd be able to tell when you pulled out the
"joystick" to manuever your "character" in the "first person
shooter"
<a> Loc-Dog: i use the keyboard.
#8327 [ + | - ] 879
knobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between
StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World
Cup?
#8324 [ + | - ] 26
<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok  LOL
LOL LOL
LOL
<Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!?  HAIRY COCK?!?!
<Phettachu> LOL
<Phettachu> maybe only gays get it
#8323 [ + | - ] 169
<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the
youth
<wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference
<djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not
make you a
'proponent'
<djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate'
<dt--> im aware of its meaning
<dt--> but thanks webster
<djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and
all
<dt--> how did i use it wrong?
<djthrush> i just explained it to you
<djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag?
<djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an
internet
cafe? what?
<djthrush> i mean, really
#8322 [ + | - ] 284
<ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with
"Welcome back hottie"
<ac> The response was "This is katie's mother"
<ac> ...
<ac> not a good thing
#8320 [ + | - ] 1287
<K-Ecchi> SABER DATED A GUY
<Saber> YOU HAVE NO PROOF
<K-Ecchi> YOU TOLD ME
<Saber> I HAVE NO PROOF EITHER
#8317 [ + | - ] 555
<cov\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ
the person who wrote it to head the WinNT team.
#8315 [ + | - ] 366
<Offline> i still cant bleave people dont know what a
fudgepacker is
<Log> I do, Zack
<Log> my friend's fiancee is a fudgepacker :o
<`Zerp> they work at candy factoryies right log
<Log> HE PACKS FUDGE AT THE COLORADO FUDGE THINGY
* Offline pounds his head on his desk
#8311 [ + | - ] 440
* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair
<Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in
preparation is even more so
<gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in
what you have to say.  Leave my cubicle at your soonest
convenience."
#8310 [ + | - ] 280
<kat-write> disturb me and suffer castration
<Doppelganger> that almost sounded interesting till I
remembered what that meant
#8309 [ + | - ] 408
<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write
<Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks?
#8307 [ + | - ] 283
<Saber> ow damnit
<Saber> HA
<Saber> That'll teach you
<Saber> damn gummy bears
<c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think
#8305 [ + | - ] 1380
<Saber> just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior
being, I walk into a door
#8300 [ + | - ] 1289
<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when
played live?
<kat-moffobsessing> SONGS!
#8297 [ + | - ] 191
<BadAndy> leechers wanna stop leeching for a bit?
<frankster|kickme> that's like asking them to stop breathing
for a bit
#8296 [ + | - ] 447
Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a
sloth
Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal
Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm
somewhere around here
#8294 [ + | - ] 233
<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you
<deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent
homosexuality to dare
<tytyt> there are support group for that
<deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you
#8293 [ + | - ] 144
<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms
<deepcut> the kind where you see old guys jacking off into a
sock and stuff ? :\
#8291 [ + | - ] 590
<darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet?
<freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT
LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT
<darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said?
<questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm
not quite sure...
#8290 [ + | - ] 826
<Vegeta> I would go to the end of the earth for you
<Girl> Yes, but would you stay there?
#8289 [ + | - ] 228
<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you
<Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account
#8287 [ + | - ] 478
<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the
dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs)
*** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus
<Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =
#8285 [ + | - ] 938
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea,
but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly
from there.
#8284 [ + | - ] 161
marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example ..
that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a
window that is all black ..
Aprogas: is your monitor on ?
#8283 [ + | - ] 438
<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic
<Silent|Study> Its like they assume people are going to
suddenly think "OMG! JESUS! I never knew!
#8282 [ + | - ] 579
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music?
<baygledawg> oh i wish
<baygledawg> that would be my second dream job
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional
sperm producer?
<baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job
#8278 [ + | - ] 277
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this
hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten
fingers. go figure it out.
#8277 [ + | - ] 51
(Moose_): what's your language of choice ?
(rich): english?
#8273 [ + | - ] 214
(caraKATT): great, i found ready whip in the fridge and I
wanted to put it in my coffee, but I think my roomate huffed
it, cause it won't foam
#8271 [ + | - ] 1200
*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate
long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they
mean.)
#8269 [ + | - ] 468
<xTaVx> im bored
<EvilChatOp> you're aways bored
<EvilChatOp> go masterbate or somethign
<xTaVx> brb
#8268 [ + | - ] 194
<Grinderwald> my dick is hard
<moo|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder
<Grinderwald> :D
#8265 [ + | - ] 650
* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked
up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over
it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my
bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter.
#8264 [ + | - ] 1119
* fo0bar has silverware now
<jk> is that a new kind of heatsink?
<jk> :D
<fo0bar> no, it's a metal-based bio-nutritional transport
system
<jk> the thing... you use to... dig... food.
<jwz> it's more of a food shim.
<fo0bar> appearantly the technology has been around for
awhile, but I haven't been able to afford the genuine metal
equipment...  I've had to use the plastic replicas
<fo0bar> though proper transport systems are appearantly a
requirement when an xx chromosome pair is introduced into xy's
atmosphere
#8262 [ + | - ] 359
<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a
sister or cousin there.
<jeer> who am I going to date?
#8260 [ + | - ] 223
<JBB> I'm looking for a laptop that I can just use on the net.
Something below $300.
<BondOO7> You'd have better luck shoving your cock into a
telephone jack for the internet.
#8259 [ + | - ] 359
<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo
<andy> You type like poop.
<andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine
whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.
#8257 [ + | - ] 475
<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and
make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into
sucking his cock
<+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had
to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his
cock.
#8256 [ + | - ] 292
<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o  suck it.
<@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it.
#8255 [ + | - ] 319
<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here
* Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock
#8254 [ + | - ] 137
<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they
got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be
19 older
<shagman> only for tobacco
<shagman> not pipes and papers and crap
* Owyn blinks
<Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences
<Owyn> You'll break his brain.
#8253 [ + | - ] 329
<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test?
<shagman> hamsters, learn english
#8252 [ + | - ] 663
<HomerHendelBergenHeinzel> ur so mean :L
<q> is that the frowning face of a stroke victim?
#8251 [ + | - ] 383
<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for
entertainment???
<shagman> fart jokes rock
<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example
* shagman farts on IEatChildren
#8250 [ + | - ] 653
<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife
is hot, hang on while i have a wank
#8249 [ + | - ] 399
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has joined #suicide
<IllIIIllI> any slut attention whores here need a man to make
themselves feel important let me know i can be that guy if you
aren't ugly/fat
* IllIIIllI (yujnfr@24.66.112.129) has left #suicide
#8248 [ + | - ] 942
<EK> What if the war in Afghanistan was fought with midgets!
<Jei> With midgets as infantry, or as ammunition?