<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!" "Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...." <neored13> They should've given him Metal. <GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker <Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter. <Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE"
<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day. <spacetwin> how was it! <AgntBukk> I beat up some chick. <AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died. <spacetwin> haha <AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience.
<a> i wish i had some vr goggles or something <Loc-Dog> a: for porn? <a> so nobody could tell i was playing games <a> games being interactive porn <Loc-Dog> a: they'd be able to tell when you pulled out the "joystick" to manuever your "character" in the "first person shooter" <a> Loc-Dog: i use the keyboard.
knobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World Cup?
<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok LOL LOL LOL LOL <Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!? HAIRY COCK?!?! <Phettachu> LOL <Phettachu> maybe only gays get it
<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the youth <wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference <djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not make you a 'proponent' <djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate' <dt--> im aware of its meaning <dt--> but thanks webster <djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and all <dt--> how did i use it wrong? <djthrush> i just explained it to you <djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag? <djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an internet cafe? what? <djthrush> i mean, really
<ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with "Welcome back hottie" <ac> The response was "This is katie's mother" <ac> ... <ac> not a good thing
<K-Ecchi> SABER DATED A GUY <Saber> YOU HAVE NO PROOF <K-Ecchi> YOU TOLD ME <Saber> I HAVE NO PROOF EITHER
<cov\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ the person who wrote it to head the WinNT team.
<Offline> i still cant bleave people dont know what a fudgepacker is <Log> I do, Zack <Log> my friend's fiancee is a fudgepacker :o <`Zerp> they work at candy factoryies right log <Log> HE PACKS FUDGE AT THE COLORADO FUDGE THINGY * Offline pounds his head on his desk
* Anderlan raises a cheek off the chair <Anderlan> farting is offensive, but raising a cheek in preparation is even more so <gears> it's a good way to show people "I am not interested in what you have to say. Leave my cubicle at your soonest convenience."
<kat-write> disturb me and suffer castration <Doppelganger> that almost sounded interesting till I remembered what that meant
<Xunil96> because i have a metric ass-ton of perl to write <Dr_V> would a metric ass have 10 cheeks?
<Saber> ow damnit <Saber> HA <Saber> That'll teach you <Saber> damn gummy bears <c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think
<Saber> just when I manage to convince myself I'm a superior being, I walk into a door
<kat-moffobsessing> why do dongs always gain length when played live? <kat-moffobsessing> SONGS!
<BadAndy> leechers wanna stop leeching for a bit? <frankster|kickme> that's like asking them to stop breathing for a bit
Under the fence: if your mom were a farm animal, she'd be a sloth Hobbes659: a sloth isn't a farm animal Under the fence: damn it, theres gotta be a sloth farm somewhere around here
<tytyt> the--kav if you were not a man I'd hug you <deepcut> but as it is, he's too afraid of his own latent homosexuality to dare <tytyt> there are support group for that <deepcut> tytyt: I was referring to you
<sarahlee> got hooked on those stupid video chatrooms <deepcut> the kind where you see old guys jacking off into a sock and stuff ? :\
<darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet? <freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT <darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said? <questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm not quite sure...
<Vegeta> I would go to the end of the earth for you <Girl> Yes, but would you stay there?
<Vegeta> I would go through anything for you <Vegeta> Lets start with your bank account
<Adiemus-Away> [GleebAway] Adiemus has returned from doing the dishes (Away for 1day 15hrs 23mins 39secs) *** Adiemus-Away is now known as Adiemus <Adiemus> damn that's a lot of dishes =
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Communism is like Spandex. Good idea, but then real people started using it. Things got real ugly from there.
marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example .. that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a window that is all black .. Aprogas: is your monitor on ?
<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic <Silent|Study> Its like they assume people are going to suddenly think "OMG! JESUS! I never knew!
<sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> i thought you did music? <baygledawg> oh i wish <baygledawg> that would be my second dream job <sum1tolded2medatvirtrghey> what's your first? professional sperm producer? <baygledawg> ok, writing music would be my third dream job
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away <+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.
(caraKATT): great, i found ready whip in the fridge and I wanted to put it in my coffee, but I think my roomate huffed it, cause it won't foam
*** Haggis has quit IRC (Quit: Sometimes I try to masturbate long words into a conversation. Even if I dont know what they mean.)
<xTaVx> im bored <EvilChatOp> you're aways bored <EvilChatOp> go masterbate or somethign <xTaVx> brb
<Grinderwald> my dick is hard <moo|cow> always a bowl of wisdom grinder <Grinderwald> :D
* The_Paco went to the GE appliance store today, crouch-walked up to one of the large black super-fridges, ran my hand over it while humming the theme to 2001, stood up, and smacked my bud... they threw us out shortly thereafter.
* fo0bar has silverware now <jk> is that a new kind of heatsink? <jk> :D <fo0bar> no, it's a metal-based bio-nutritional transport system <jk> the thing... you use to... dig... food. <jwz> it's more of a food shim. <fo0bar> appearantly the technology has been around for awhile, but I haven't been able to afford the genuine metal equipment... I've had to use the plastic replicas <fo0bar> though proper transport systems are appearantly a requirement when an xx chromosome pair is introduced into xy's atmosphere
<jeer> I have to move to mississippi soon..I wish I had a sister or cousin there. <jeer> who am I going to date?
<JBB> I'm looking for a laptop that I can just use on the net. Something below $300. <BondOO7> You'd have better luck shoving your cock into a telephone jack for the internet.
<akumapan> yous ound like poopoo <andy> You type like poop. <andy> and your mother was suspicious that it took her nine whole months to take a crap, so she named it just in case.
<+Incantation> shag's 100% let you cry on his shoulder and make you think he cares so that he can manipulate you into sucking his cock <+Julie42> HOLY SHIT! Good. Because here I was thinking I had to think of things to cry about, just so I could suck on his cock.
<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o suck it. <@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it.
<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here * Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock
<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be 19 older <shagman> only for tobacco <shagman> not pipes and papers and crap * Owyn blinks <Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences <Owyn> You'll break his brain.
<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test? <shagman> hamsters, learn english
<HomerHendelBergenHeinzel> ur so mean :L <q> is that the frowning face of a stroke victim?
<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment??? <shagman> fart jokes rock <shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example * shagman farts on IEatChildren
<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank
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<EK> What if the war in Afghanistan was fought with midgets! <Jei> With midgets as infantry, or as ammunition?