<cactoid> my god, the new lara croft has enormous gonzagas <cactoid> i wonder if she goes for overweight australian it professionals
<Medrawt> I almost always get laid when I've given up looking for a root. Fact. <Medrawt> I think girls can smell desperation <drewb> no, they can smell your cheap aftershave <drewb> when you stop wearing the shit aftershave, they can tolerate you <Medrawt> No they can't, I wear none <thrase> If you weren't such an arrogant git drewb, you'd probably pass as funny * Medrawt relies on pheremones <drewb> if you werent such a fuck up thrase, youd probably pass as human
<Ag3ntOrangE> I like that one song by Alice Deejay... <Ag3ntOrangE> except for the part that goes: "Do you think your better off alone?"
<DjShoryu> one time my friend got so drunk he thought legos were candy <buttonsDIE> you mean like he ate them? <DjShoryu> no, hes an artist <DjShoryu> he built an apple , then ate it
<Nex> Damn it I feel ill since I told that window cleaner bloke I didnt want to buy any cleaning fluid <Nex> I bet he was a gypo and now I am cursed
<RaedonWolf> the shortest day of the year is the 8th of december, the longest day is xmas with your relatives
<[Phoenix]> My keyboard is gay? <Howdy> yes, but thats no reason to feel uncomfortable.. a gay keyboard can touch your digits and it not be sexual
<ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your computer, and spills donuts and coke on your computer, "disinfecting it"
<Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/ <Twisty> TOok me forever to get back on :( *** Twisty has quit IRC (Killed (AdminServ (Insecure Connection (Type Insecure HTTP Bounce - Port 3128) - for help to get your security fixed plz go here: http:// help.enterthegame.com/services/security.htm)))
<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin. <space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it
<Falkonn> okay...now make the logical connection to this----> <Deciheximal> No household is complete without Jesus... He's on call to beat the wife when the husband is away.
<jebs> haha i thought the dude on this ad said 'MORE OF THE WORLDS MOST TERRIFYING MULLETS' <jebs> but he said moments
<f48u10n7> this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the sink to get scissors <taylah> what <taylah> okay <taylah> im confused <nimh> f48u10n7: that's happened to me before <f48u10n7> see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the night <nimh> i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass before <taylah> haha oh <taylah> my <f48u10n7> i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks <`Benny`> that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time <taylah> god <PunkRawk> like outta yer asshole nimh? <aem`key> f48u10n7 lol <aem`key> :) <nimh> right out <nimh> i felt it as i tugged it out <nimh> i even called her over to take a look at it <nimh> i was like, "cait, this is your fault." <nimh> she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!" <nimh> and ran away screaming <f48u10n7> yikes <f48u10n7> anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey shooting webs from his ass
<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D: but it's looking under my A:.... looks like windows too much already
<glossolalia> oh well, the way I see it, the chances of me being smacked in the head by a meteor or accidentally being killed in a gang war are pretty slim, especially with my new-found love of drinking JD while chatting on IRC
<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance relationship must be no more than 5" away.
<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl to ride, wouldn't you? <chillicha> i am a girl <MiakaYuki> Exactly.
<johnnY> ???????////// <johnnY> ?????//////////////////////////////////////////////// /// <johnnY> ?////////////////////////////////////////////// <johnnY> ????////////////////////////////////////////// <johnnY> ????????????///////////////////////////////// <johnnY> ?????///////////////////////////// <johnnY> \///\/\/\///\\\//\/\/\///\\\/\/\\\//\//\\/\///\\\/\/\ / *** Sn00kie has joined #pk <johnnY> \/\////\\///\\///\\\///\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\\\///\ \\///\\\\///\\// <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <johnnY> dude <johnnY> it was my cat <johnnY> ... <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat <pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss <pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE FUCK UP <pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude
<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower <Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot <Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE KEYBOARD after that comment
<AsylumXKP> Yeah no advertising. (This message was brought to by ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME!)
<Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi ownz me <Vicious> how about "Joe Hisaishi is gay" ? <Valvados> YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU THUNDERING MORON <Vicious> MAKE ME YOU BLATHERING DOLT
<leena> has anyone heard of the lord of the rings <Serge_of_Aruni> NO, WHAT IS THAT? <Serge_of_Aruni> IS THAT SOME CARNIVAL GAME? <Serge_of_Aruni> WITH BOTTLES AND HOOPS?
<Hito> Golden showers, fecal, fisting, bondage, S&M, cock-pumping, beastiality, dead people, babies, women, children, men, stuffed animals, trees, etc. <Chubbzilla> ¤¦Hito¦¤ nice weekend planned
<Shuichi> "YEAH, IRAQ IS NOT LETTING US HAVE ITS OIL. WE WERE FUCKTARDS FOR RELYING ON OIL CONTROLLED BY THEM WHEN WE WERE talKING PUBLICALLY ABOUT FUCKING THEM OVER, NOW IT IS TIME TO FUCK OVER ALASKAN BEAUTY BY TURNING IT INTO TEXAS NORTH. YOU ALL LOVE ME, I AM A BAD WITTLE BOY. signed, Dubya."
<Shuichi> but i'm an optimist <Slick_Wil> so glass half full then? <Shuichi> are you implying i have a drinking problem Slick_Wil?
* Valvados pulls out a random Indiana joke <Valvados> HEY <Valvados> Why doesn't Kentucky slide into Tennessee? <Valvados> BECAUSE INDIANA SUCKS
<AsylumXKP> WTF? <AsylumXKP> http://www.goats.cx is no longer the most mentioned URL in this channel
<dn> i'm not sure i could ever endure a d&d session, i'd fall asleep <Valvados> Not if its a DnD orgy <Valvados> WHOOHOO, I ROLLED A NATURAL 20! THE PALADIN HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS LOINCLOTH
<JinBOT2000> beware <JinBOT2000> or I will reveal my BIGGEST CREATION <JinBOT2000> <")3 <JinBOT2000> A CHICKEN <JinBOT2000> IN ASCII <JinBOT2000> Dare you test me, boy?
<TTX> How do I change my name in here?... <Naoki> type /nick yournick *** TTX is now known as yournick
Quits: The_Rinoa (Local kill by Wilko (one big fat chanwhore sitting on #ffonline, one big fat chanwhore sitting on # ffonline, and if the big fat chanwhore, was accidentally anally brutalised by a /kill, there'd be 0 fat chanwhores sitting on #ffonline. BOOYA!))
<Tantalus|RO> No one can resist hot monkey sex <Tovart> Except hot monkey females with a headache.
<Allen_Schezar> Poptarts is kinda like Popstars but with much more punch, flavor and, oh yeah, sex appeal and intelligence :D
<Nev|Away> When did I pick on you, you ugly little horrible turd? <Nev|Away> Give me your lunch money.
<Neris|triggermehappy> Well, if you count the number of times ive been cyber-uNFed , half the population of ffo would be in jail =P <Locke> Telling you to fuck off doesn't count as uNFing.
<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute some guy you don't know takes his pants off in a classroom environment and is all happy about it ... you almost shit yourself. <melusine> Happy happy? O_o As in "Teacher, my still life is moving!" happy? O_o
<Chubbzilla|UC> AVATARS <Chubbzilla|UC> OMG NO <Chubbzilla|UC> THEY WILL USE UP MY UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH <Boko> ok <Boko> i'll turn them off then
<Hito> This girl at school asked me a really wierd question today. <Hito> "What's the best ecperience you've ever had while masturbating? Explain why. After, tell me what the worst experience you've had masturbating is, and explain why." <Jin|Cool> I got that once as an essay question on my SAT. <Jin|Cool> Mostly why I got a 1200.
Valvados (~Draco@12.21.190.1957) is now known as Valv|Nekkid <Valv|Nekkid> My roommate is giving me the strangest look.
<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all of us to jack of right there in front of them. <Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it... <Hitokoei> For $30 each. <Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off funny.