<Mikado`> 128's were down to 70 1.5 months ago <JohnnyBra> 1.5 months??? <JohnnyBra> when the hell did we start talking in decimals! <mankindJB> 2.3 minutes ago
<^cell^> he was one of those people that had to make multiple objects.. like.. he makes 1 tree, so he says "lets give him a little friend" and at the end there is like 50 trees and like 3000 squirrels
<ManC0W> Mikado : Mitsukake is an ass pirate <Mikado`> ManC0W: I believe so, yes. <Mikado`> ManC0W: can he see this? <Mikado`> ManC0W: if we prefix our sentences with our intended targets, the others can't see it, right? <ManC0W> Mikado : I think so Brain... <Mikado`> ManC0W: Cuz I'd really hate for Mitsukake to know how gay I think he is <Mitsukake> Why is this room so dead all of a sudden? <Mikado`> LOL <Mitsukake> What? <Mitsukake> What's so funny?
<axial> Which are the best PDAs these days? <Chibby> when girls are kissing guys in the stairwell at school <Chibby> i think <Chibby> i have no clue <Chibby> why do you ask something like that? <Quinn> That was a really bad one. <Chibby> well whats a good PDA then? <axial> ..huh? <Chibby> you said: "what's the best public display of affection?" <Chibby> i attempted to answer it <Quinn> I think ax was meaning personal digital assistant. <Chibby> OMFG : Chibby slaps myself <Chibby> k bye~ <Quinn> I thought you were joking, heh. <Chibby> persocon is the best PDA then
<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language. <agent_rot> i dont like it <vmob_babe> why is that? <agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever are "bordo" <vmob_babe> hmm. <agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell you!
* Gygaxis breaks a carrier pigeon in half and removes a cryptic message from inside, along with his lucky lotto numbers
* Ryo curses his swiss-cheese memory * Grue curses his fondue memory. It's all melty and stuff. o_o;
<UTF-Xanieth> damnit <UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar <UTF-Low_on_Life> :o <UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses?
<cams> eewwww <cams> my mom got that easy squirt shit <cams> purple ketchup <nzc> now you can be flaming while you eat, too.
<Cassius> erm <Cassius> why does the gurl in final fantasy look so much more real than the others? <JtHMx> so you can fap over her <bleetz> cause then she'll make little boys more aroused. <bleetz> and they'll buy the game <bleetz> or.. much better put.. by jt.. * JtHMx bows
<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride... <Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people... <Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...
<pure_sin> oi! <pure_sin> i nearly had a heart attack this morning:/ <pure_sin> i thought my computer died on me:~( <st0w> wow... I'd hate to see what happens when your vibrator batteries die
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> but me and my GF are going to buy a DVD pr0n <[-FeC-]Ca53y> :) <PasTe> nice <[-FeC-]sKratch> lol <[-FeC-]Ca53y> hell yeah <[-FeC-]sKratch> special features: see from the camera in the guy's urethra <PasTe> lol <[-FeC-]Ca53y> nice <[-FeC-]sKratch> and see from the camera in the other guy's ass
<sprite> jorn, haven't you had a few drinks yet?> <sprite> sounded like you needed them three hours ago.... <jorn> no drinks yet <jorn> :( <jorn> maybe if i drank more, i coudl tipe beddur
Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety. Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar. Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin. Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR. Pirate: Avast! Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow! Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east. Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off. Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.
<Umbillical_ED>seems like there's a lot of out of work java developers <st0w> yeah <st0w> that's 'cause everybody is finally realizing.... <st0w> JAVA SUCKS <Umbillical_ED>y u say dat? <st0w> because one day... I went to a farm, right? <st0w> and there was this horse <st0w> and he had this MASSIVE cock <st0w> and I looked underneath it <st0w> and I saw the little Java mascot with it's lips parted and the majority of the horse's unit inside it's mouth
<+violus> fucking figures, the week the modem gives out is the week I can't spend time with the woman. <+Pavius> violus, just inflate another one
<piccchic4ever> oh boy <piccchic4ever> listen to some of the email's i got today <piccchic4ever> Lose weight with hypnosis!! <piccchic4ever> Get FREE Condoms, Lube, T-shirts and more! <piccchic4ever> why is tshirts in that sentence? <GoalMstr22> haha <GoalMstr22> to wipe yourself with
The-ill-man- *beat kicks in* yo yo you know i be somkein some grass, tappin some ass, while rippin on bowls, and hittin on hoes -cyanide- ur smoking weed while fucking girls while smoking weed while trying to pick up girls.. nice rap..
<DogDiggity> I've worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here... BRB got a mission.
<Dayv> I was also raised by women. <Dayv> Soft mother and wire mother, to be specific. <Dayv> I chose wire mother.
<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs <phatmike> why is that? <Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein. <Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis.
ilsa: well i suppose calculus isn't rocket science and some people can't do that... MistrE: calc is nearly rocket science CuriosCat can do rocket science CuriosCat: it's easier than calculuc CuriosCat: caalculus
<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling? <LarsC> wrestling. <Amoeba> Wrestling. <jt`> wrestling. <[prone]> wrestling.
<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick? <ggeyton_hewitt> <thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room <ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub? <ggeyton_hewitt> it's funny cos it's true <Syncope> lol <Syncope> very true <Syncope> :/ <ggeyton_hewitt> `deop <Syncope> `deop
<DJTodd> My sister in law once asked me if it counted as sex if she fucked some guy but didn't kiss him. <DJTodd> She's a real brain.
<Syncope> kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic
<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will I find a whore like that
<neurotik> huhuhu i think steamed chicken is disgusting but i wouldn't consider myself steamedchicken-o-phobic <neurotik> therefore i wouldn't consider myself homophobic either
<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry <hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog dad did
<ruumis> ahhh, nothing nurtures a productive workplace enviroment like fresh paint fumes. <ruumis> I am in flavor country.
<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned <pembroke> what title did you ask for? <mrfy> software zymurgist <mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."
<midi> I wonder how hard it'd be to piece together clips from hogan's heroes into a mentos commercial.
<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want.. <EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls ) <ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<
<Mick> bolsh... you are my favourite guy on this channel! <bolsh> same. <Mick> HAHA..I MEANT FAVOURITE TO FANTASISE AND WANK OVER! <bolsh> same.
<czg> you're not gary larson <Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know? <czg> because I'm gary larson
<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands <than> which was clearly bollocks <than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my buttocks
<RPG> Grrr <RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found. <scar3crow> i must be around a lot
<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that.
*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop <@sloop> parents <@sloop> fs <@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson <@sloop> on a sunday <@sloop> when ur not doing anything <@sloop> phone them <@sloop> or <@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy <@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation <@ronindm> well it is fathers' day <@sloop> oh shit <@sloop> brb making a call
* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig <shawnporn> is that german? <hals> it is <shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff
<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek? <Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere! <RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.