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#9497 [ + | - ] 1057
@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm
(@eliaz`medal): foot things
(@eliaz`medal): extensions
(@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet (@eliaz`medal):
5 on each :: (@eliaz`medal): :/
(@eliaz`medal): dunno name
(@Ched): toes?
#9496 [ + | - ] 103
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading
#9494 [ + | - ] 851
<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it
called, trade center, or big trade center or something?
<normaliamnot> it broken
#9490 [ + | - ] 69
<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded.
"look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped
yet!"
#9484 [ + | - ] 249
<asvisn> there is no /leave
*** asvisn has left #quickbasic
#9479 [ + | - ] 268
<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian'
#9478 [ + | - ] 251
<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
<Gothmog> again
#9474 [ + | - ] 255
<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind
you of a cauliflower"
#9465 [ + | - ] 35
<DogFu> what kernel u have rental
<rental> slackware
#9462 [ + | - ] 33
<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them
<F|ashboy> is cable a fast connection
#9452 [ + | - ] -22
<F|ashBoy> i want to be ur friend but u are makin fun of me
#9438 [ + | - ] 501
<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your
manhood in her mouth ;/
#9427 [ + | - ] 111
<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used
to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate
change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us
over without firing one gun
#9418 [ + | - ] 361
(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^
(@Sin-away): he doesn't talk
(@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything?
(@fragge): dunno he's never told me
#9417 [ + | - ] 141
(Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back
(@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic
(@Skins): actually i best wait
#9413 [ + | - ] 724
(@Bean): rofl
(@Bean): I asked my g/f too marry me, she took me seriously
#9408 [ + | - ] 23
<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber,
shephards the unreet through the valley of vodness
<me> for he is truly his fggt's brother, and the finder of
lost danistanis, and i will strike down upon thee with great
hax0rness and furious reetness, those who attempt to get root
and pwn my brothers, and you will know my name is hp, when i
lay my hax0r skillz upon thee, heh
#9406 [ + | - ] 349
<vim> heh, no wonder i cant hear shit... trying to play this
damn redhat cd.
#9403 [ + | - ] 44
<FOCK> god damn
<FOCK> every fucking one of these clients  blow
<FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me)
<rude> hahah
<CIA> ./action
<rude> dude, throw that trash out
<FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker
<rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff
<FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS
<rude> maybe you don't need the :
<FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR*
<rude> what're you doin' on be?
<FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc
clients
#9399 [ + | - ] 208
<Ragnarok> i kinda like that
<Ragnarok> i dig the natural look
<haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro
<haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra
#9396 [ + | - ] 405
<evad> speaking of fucking sheep..
<Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't
even know about the making the right slits in your wellington
boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?
#9391 [ + | - ] 413
<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact
#9388 [ + | - ] 221
<KooLLaiD> Your a fucking Morron
#9386 [ + | - ] 234
(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat?
(gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to
love-tunnel
#9372 [ + | - ] 372
<treph> I have my computer
<treph> and
<treph> no job.
<treph> > i
<treph> You are carrying:
<treph> a computer
<treph> no job
#9370 [ + | - ] 1779
<stank> guys.. i went out tonight.
<stank> i pretended to be a normal college student.
<stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of
people i don't know.
<stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending
in the same way.
<stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.
#9363 [ + | - ] 256
<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to
hold
<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!
#9360 [ + | - ] 201
<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at
the price list
<FanBoy|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures
#9359 [ + | - ] 106
<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it
lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!
#9358 [ + | - ] 116
<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's
circular definition. sorry.
<ShaneBe> what do you care about?
<treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent
action.
<treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of
mathematical
<ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning
buildings?
<treph> yeah.
#9357 [ + | - ] 672
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<[DeViL]Man> hi bad girl
<[DeViL]Man> just how bad are you?
<bad-_-girl> vey bad
<bad-_-girl> very bad
<[DeViL]Man> bad at spelling? or something else?
#9355 [ + | - ] 144
<BTox> wow... oi can see the reflection of my fingers on the
monitor..
so i can watch myself type and it looks really weird. "how do
i do that?!"
<ShaneBe> it really is amazing
<ShaneBe> to see peop;e ty[e
#9353 [ + | - ] 142
01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today!
<s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it!
<s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the
magnet,
that'd be silly.
<ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing!
#9349 [ + | - ] 466
<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz
<[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who
speak's English as a motherlanguage.
<[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list"
#9347 [ + | - ] 673
[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types
"s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm."
and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold.
#9346 [ + | - ] 492
<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and
redhat's like "YOU MUST NOW INSTALL GNOME-CORE; GNOME-TOYS;
GNOME-QUAKE; GNOME-PRETTY-CAT-THAT-DANCES-ON-YOUR-WINDOWZ"
<bob> "Press Space Bar to install 1986 Space Shuttle
Schematics"
<bob> "Or Enter to install HAM RADIO to RealPlayer signal
converter"
<bob> "Or press nothing, and I will Reboot"
#9343 [ + | - ] 739
<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong
with my life.
<ShaneBe> i make goals... but the goals are things like:
<ShaneBe> "I am going to eat this 10-pack of tacos if it kills
me."
#9342 [ + | - ] 108
<dream> five girls.
<dream> and he's fucking all of them behind all of their
backs.
<@reflexive> that's a lot of poon.
<@plutonium> and herpes.
#9337 [ + | - ] 227
<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show
catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on
the tongue.
<heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now.
#9336 [ + | - ] 1293
<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she
started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97
today and we don't know where the hell she is
#9335 [ + | - ] 959
<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people
<Brena> what kind of question is that?
<go_die> im just making conversation
<go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler
#9331 [ + | - ] 700
<@reflexive> does your book tell me how to get rid of a sore
throat?
<mattlesko> let me look
<mattlesko> pg. 130
<mattlesko> "stop sucking cock"
#9330 [ + | - ] 299
<heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain
doing the ecological system harm?
<heath> just a thought...
<hoemonkey> yeah.....cause then you let the cows think that
they're better.. and then the cows will start eating us. good
point, heath.
#9329 [ + | - ] 276
<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me
<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared
the bejesus outta me
<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly
<@PakiSpice> yea
<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred
<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of
a 4th story window
<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
#9326 [ + | - ] 733
<Scythe> caps lock is not your friend.
<Scythe> In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very
disparaging remarks about your mother.
#9322 [ + | - ] 12955
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> |    .
<Ouroboros> .    |
<tag> |  .
<Ouroboros>    . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros>      | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops
#9304 [ + | - ] 1630
<jre> My underwear seems to be covered with a crusty white
substance.  Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> what does it smell like?
<jre> Like semen
<Zeluth> you have anthrax
<jre> The carton of milk was filled with some sort of
milky-white liquid.  Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> How good at you are pancake making?
<jre> Terrible.
<Zeluth> its anthrax
<jre> I opened my hole puncher to find a large collection of
small white discs, about the size of a hole a hole-punch
makes.  Is it anthrax?
<Zeluth> try inserting the paper disc in your urethra
<jre> Done, but I can't get it out now.
<Zeluth> congratulations yopu just gave yourself anthrax
<jre> I just received a parcel in the mail filled with a white
powder.  An accompanying note informed me to "take penacilin
now" and that "Allah is great".  Is it anthrax?
<^Vulpix^> jre: NOPE IT ISN'T, IT'S FREE COCAINE
#9299 [ + | - ] 429
<angryskul> So I think we should allocate a new struct and...
<angryskul> Did someone just jump off the roof?
#9297 [ + | - ] 10
<[SZ]-Guest> hi
<[SZ]-Guest> wher i canfound a programe to hacking emails
<[SZ]-Guest> i need hacking program
#9293 [ + | - ] 491
<egg> i had beer for breakfast yesterday
<Raz> egg: I had YOU for breakfast yesterday
<Raz> BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS "EGG." AND I HAD AN EGG I AM A
COMEDY GENIUS
<egg> Raz: If that were so, i'd be playing havoc with your
colon
<Raz> egg: You did :[