<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while" <[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh <shea_> when i first saw programming <shea_> i was like <shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\ <shea_> then i went back to porn
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh. DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act as quite the processor. Eluorn : Theoretically. can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human brain DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range. Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3 Eldoran : Err I dunno... Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner.
<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled? <|89|> hell yeah I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89| <d4d5d6> open it |89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead) <d4d5d6> haha what a tool
corpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps arkain88: Thats so small it could fit through a condom.
<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is
<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant. <Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here <UndeadFromStone> Wha? <UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@ <Xellchiri> what, the newspaper?
<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB <reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT. <reflexive> ehehehehhehehe. <|reptile|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath, and thrashes your nerves. <reflexive> ...where's the downside?
<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music
<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh <MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him <MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though
<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available <Twid> living in parent's basement required
<orion> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with their spines and intestines <jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote> <orion> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped inside-out over someone's skull>
<Giuslaien> hi!! <Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences. <Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music? <Giuslaien> are you of where? <Giuslaien> which your name?
<caspah> I woke up <caspah> half on the couch <caspah> half off <caspah> with no clothes on <caspah> and a condom next to ther couch <djcrom> used? <caspah> yeah <caspah> BUT <caspah> my gf left last night <caspah> she went to a friends <caspah> my gf wasn't here <Vapno> was your ass sore? <caspah> actually yeash
<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation <Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room
<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles <djcrom> house party? <djglitch> yea, hehe
<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster <drug|THC> http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml <djcrom> see, my bot rocks
<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337 <@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369 <%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you? <@PikaChan> yes i did
<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-( <Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan o_O
<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate <[S]evered> how do I fix it? <stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option
<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be? <stoldark> rpm? <[S]evered> 7200 <stoldark> what kind of raid setup? <[S]evered> yes <stoldark> mirroring or striping? <[S]evered> connected
<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE! <^Amber^> I didn't spell that right did I?
<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper.. <Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then... <Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral
<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ? <@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice *** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) Quit (Ping timeout ) *** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) has joined #r <InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer <@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong
<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot <Eficent> i would hit it <Carface> I would hit it <Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer
<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops <Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment <Gandalf> hmmm <Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though <Gandalf> an example you ask? <Gandalf> no problem! <Gandalf> ops: <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin <Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for tracerouting
<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school <lancelot> do you play chess Mordred? <Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week
<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know
<MadMax> press the Alt key. <MadMax> Once. <MadMax> press the left arrow key <MadMax> Once <MadMax> press the down arrow key <MadMax> then you should get a list... <MadMax> ? <MadMax> that works for me at least.. <Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu <MadMax> which left are you going 8p <Altariel> oh fuck
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest... <AgentSmith> One of these...has a future. <Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this <AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm (@eliaz`medal): foot things (@eliaz`medal): extensions (@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet (@eliaz`medal): 5 on each :: (@eliaz`medal): :/ (@eliaz`medal): dunno name (@Ched): toes?
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes <@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading
<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center, or big trade center or something? <normaliamnot> it broken
<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped yet!"
<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a cauliflower"
<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them <F|ashboy> is cable a fast connection
<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth ;/
<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us over without firing one gun
(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^ (@Sin-away): he doesn't talk (@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything? (@fragge): dunno he's never told me