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#11085 [ + | - ] 416
<MissTika> how have you been?
<Sage> Good, good. And you?
<MissTika> oksy I guess, had a falling out with two of my "
best" friends but other then that heh
<Ne0_Rat> Tika has been arguing with her boobs again.
#11083 [ + | - ] 373
<SporkPrez>  largo, whats it like being net-famous?
<asr> whats net-famous?
<largo[mt]> net-famous is when you get the all drawbacks of
having computer geek fans who know about you, without any of
the benefits.
<asr> like groupies?
<largo[mt]> no, you get those, but the rank smell takes awhile
to get used to.
<SporkPrez> like when you mix bleach and ammonia?
<largo[mt]> I wish it were that pleasant.
#11074 [ + | - ] 397
<Wi|d-Ride> I'm madder than a 3 legged dog trying to hide a
turd on a frozen pond.
#11073 [ + | - ] 608
<SpunOne> To The Taliban:
<SpunOne> Give US Osama Bin Laden or we'll send your women to
college.
<nersh> To the US:
<nersh> Leave us alone or we, the Taliban authorities would
not hesitate to cut off America's supply of convenience store
managers.
#11068 [ + | - ] 281
<Zarzig> If i had a cup of liquid nitrogen right now, i would
drink it.
<Zarzig> Granted my stomach would solidify and i would die in
a matter of seconds...
<Zarzig> but at least my underwear woulden't be so sweaty...
#11067 [ + | - ] 35
<CrazyLich> GET IN MAH PANTS
<_Mantis_> ok
<_Mantis_> but get out of my parking spot
<_Mantis_> I dont care if its "your corner"
#11066 [ + | - ] 188
InVerSeX: I scanned my penis in a flatbed scanner once.
The Spunn: did it hurt?
InVerSeX: No, I didn't close the lid.
InVerSeX: It was only a 14" scanner.
The Spunn: Ah, so you couldn't scan the whole thing.
InVerSeX: Exactly.
The Spunn: I had to fold mine in half to fit it all on the 14"
scanner, that's the part that hurt the most.
InVerSeX: Well, I scanned mine limp and then used photoshop to
get a stiffy.
#11061 [ + | - ] 137
<Fustard> i dont understand this commercial
<Fustard> "SOBE YOURSELF"
<Fustard> WHY WONT THE GOD DAMN DOOR OPEN
<orion> because that guy was in sandlot
<orion> and his career sucks so much even cold storage doors
won't open for him
#11053 [ + | - ] 150
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> hey, i (illegdibly) wrote a pretty damn
good essay in class today, with no grammarical/spelling errors
to be seen
<Mr_X> CHOKE ON YOUR LIES
<L33t_Hax0r[no_job]> Mr_X : when i type i fucking spell and
wahtever all fucking bad cuz i dont give a fuck'
<Mr_X> ...
#11050 [ + | - ] 260
<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks
like an anus." - Japanese proverb
#11042 [ + | - ] 904
(@MpTaNk) today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and
my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging"
#11038 [ + | - ] 410
<@AniDean> THIS FREAK NAMED NICKSERV KEEPS ASKING ME FOR MY
PASSWORD
<+darkmind> Report him :x
<+darkmind> Or try to flood him off
#11036 [ + | - ] 615
<Swamp|haircut> omg @ big breasted hairdressers
*** Swamp|haircut is now known as Swamp
<Swamp> whenever she leaned over it looked like i was wearing
a mickey mouse hat
#11033 [ + | - ] 697
<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)
<EileenB> :D
#11032 [ + | - ] 238
<jablowme> why do some people associate nerds with small
cocks?
<Jonny-TD> so girls wont like nerds.....duh
<jablowme> those fucking fags.
#11028 [ + | - ] 510
<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
<Zappha> no
<dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
<evn|z> Thx...
<evn|z> ...
<evn|z> asshole
#11014 [ + | - ] 237
<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina
ricci, or something
<PreZ> but nooooo
<PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies
<PreZ> *sigh*
<goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash
#11009 [ + | - ] 834
<Mae|str0m>
fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick.
<Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot.
<Mae|str0m> FUCK.
<Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter.
#11004 [ + | - ] 419
<blue-elf> IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of
netsplits.Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with
windbags from the east.
#11003 [ + | - ] 323
<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our
policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're
always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?
#10997 [ + | - ] 167
<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a
lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or
it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
#10994 [ + | - ] 596
<Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no
longer your friend.
#10992 [ + | - ] 192
<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets
high, especially on weed.
#10989 [ + | - ] 331
<Vang> No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to
see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse.
#10988 [ + | - ] 62
<TheFoo> I can have so much fun before he can even shoot at
me.
#10984 [ + | - ] 616
<Seros> Did you get my hat back?
<Spleen> what kinda question is that?
<Seros> An easy one?
#10983 [ + | - ] 214
<outlaws> that's so gay
<joyrekz> speaking of gay
<joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see
some lesbians, is that wrong of me?
<outlaws> nope
#10979 [ + | - ] 229
<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :(
* Jaedra stares at Dryzz
<Jaedra> dude...
<Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way..
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :(
#10976 [ + | - ] 303
<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England,
etc. measure their penises in the metric system?
<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT
#10975 [ + | - ] 317
<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his
nuts got twisted around each other.
#10972 [ + | - ] 335
Lara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my
Everglide 180 degrees
*** Joins: Twitch (none@12-218-101-151.client.mchsi.com)
Lara: |\O_o/|
* Lara rotates it back
#10968 [ + | - ] 608
<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES
emulator?
<Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe?
<RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP!
<RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL!
<RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS
DOES NOT GET OUT!
#10965 [ + | - ] 34
<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that
<T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight.
#10964 [ + | - ] 486
<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4
<Digimon> wot does that do
<FanBoy> and a little window will pop up
<FanBoy> its a secret
*** Digimon has quit
<FanBoy> it is an IQ test
#10958 [ + | - ] 9212
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
#10957 [ + | - ] 259
<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew.
#10953 [ + | - ] 430
<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as
witty as oscar wilde
#10951 [ + | - ] 59
<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip
<oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol
<Path> IDIOT
<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no
#10950 [ + | - ] 345
<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my
shades while I wasn't home.  I told her "I don't allow
sunlight to enter my room."  She looked at me funny and then
walked away.
#10949 [ + | - ] 243
<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on
my ass
<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie
#10948 [ + | - ] 106
<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building
where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks
<@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was
one
<@Path> hahahah
#10947 [ + | - ] 470
<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad.  I figure I
can kill three birds with one stone by doing this:  1) play a
game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.
#10946 [ + | - ] 282
* wrostek [~wrostek@HSE-Toronto-ppp296735.sympatico.ca] has
joined #root
<wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME
to boot to the command prompt and not load windows?
<Varak> ask in #windows
<wrostek> They dont know
<Varak> big suprise
<Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows
questions too
<wrostek> ok thanks
#10945 [ + | - ] 233
<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it
<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on
<@oak> its me
<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine
#10943 [ + | - ] 328
barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
barry: woo
Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
Zaren: </rimshot>
#10942 [ + | - ] 724
<Sparky^> fucking perverts on Direcct Connect
<Sparky^> downloading all my porn
#10941 [ + | - ] 559
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York
City.  I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house.  I enjoy
computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES
games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games,
C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn.  I am very good at
masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed.  If you
would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
#10940 [ + | - ] 206
<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?
<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...
<Jess> OK
<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different
<Jess> how can I then
<Jess> ?
#10937 [ + | - ] 499
*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh|
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz
*** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org
*** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
<v\zzz> IlhMansiz
<v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban
<v\zzz> nuff said
later in a prv window :
<IlhMansiz> sorry
<IlhMansiz> who is nuff?
#10931 [ + | - ] 450
-(+MinioN5000)- k
-(+MinioN5000)- installing
-(+MinioN5000)- oh shit
-(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation
-(+MinioN5000)- wtf
* @Cuthbert calls the police