<]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster? <TIK|wombat> Walmart <]AoV[Virus|OGC> can ya dcc it?
*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm) <pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off <pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy! <Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom. <pot-shit> not her face at least <pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack
<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner, which was cool <hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass
<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall down on purpose."
<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system tray, and irc is minized to it <slick> I hate when I kick a dog and then the owner see's me and I have to kill him
<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT. MY INSULTS AND DISSING SHALL DECIMATE YOU LIKE A VERBAL PEARL HARBOR! *** Podex was kicked by Chipko (autokick for CAPS LOCK)
<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS FUTURES
*** Joins: Nighters (mmckesso@HSE-Toronto-ppp179585.sympatico.ca) <Temujin> NIGHT <Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement. <Nighters> Temujin loses. <Nighters> disagreement arbitrated. <Temujin> GODDAMMIT
<Lt Hawkins> someone from 127.0.0.1 keeps trying to hack me! <Podex> You should send them a virus to destroy their computer!!!!!!
<astroboy> I asked a japanese exchange student what kind of american TV he likes in japan. <astroboy> he said full house. <astroboy> I fear japan.
<RonZombie> m/ <RonZombie> pretend thats a little fist making devil horns <Aboshi> Then pretend it's cool <RonZombie> HELLO BURN WARD <RonZombie> MAJOR BURNAGE
<Temujin> Will Ferral is cool. <SpecOps> Ferrel, dumass. <horsefly> dumbass, dumbass
<Yogurt> Well, I'm glad I went out of my way come to this bustling suburb of Gay City! <Yogurt> hehe <Yogurt> hehehe * Yogurt writes that down
<theastro> my exchange student has cool hair. <Yogurt> Your exchange student? <theastro> And he can spin his pen between his fingers with great skill. <Yogurt> Is he indentured?
<Plutwrk> t1 <RonZombie> MORE LIKE 1DUMB <RonZombie> i mean <RonZombie> Tdumb <RonZombie> nevermind <RonZombie> SCREW YOU
<Temujin> What class are phoenixes? <Lewk> Water pokemon <Temujin> We made up a pokémon today at school. <Temujin> It's called the "Mexican". <Temujin> It shoots dirty food and water at you. <Temujin> And it's special skill is making 15,000 babies and stealing jobs away from people <Nighters> Temujin you racist bugger. <Temujin> "Mexican, I choose you! CROSS THE BORDER ATTACK!"
<Hydrac7> nothing better than seeing the reaction on fellow classmates faces after explaining bukkake for them <Alice`> Nothing better than seeing the reaction on fellow classmates faces' after demonstrating bukkake to them <Aboshi> Alice: The reaction all over their faces.
<Hydrac7> Bukkake! <Clockwork> hahaha <Clockwork> BUKKAKE <Alice`> I don't know why people giggle so much when someone mentions bukkake, let me tell you there's nothing funny about the manseed of 182 guys dripping down your face. <Alice`> Well you might giggle a bit afterwards, but you don't mean it really. <pot-shot> yeah you giggle, its like anxiety laughter, because oh fuck you are alive, for the fucking love of god you are alive, and it tastes like rice pudding, delicoius perfect rice pudding and there is literally gallons of it around you
<KrazyKrow> Mother Russia is for sale, she is being raped by western capitalists
<gigatron> fett <gigatron> anyone <gigatron> did u get jk2 yet <Hydrac7> I'm trying now <Hydrac7> on eDonkey but it's slow as hell <Hydrac7> expect me to code it faster than it will download
<Jester> When will the queen name her Court? <Jester> Nudge, Nudge, wink wink.... <Queen Alice> LATER MAN THESE CRUMPETS WON'T EAT THEMSELVES
<Hammer[TECH]> There's a new band out called Earshot, who sound a good bit like tool. <Hammer[TECH]> At first this bothered me, until my friend jack pointed out "would you rather have another band that sounds like tool, or another band that sounds like nickelback."
<Homer> Hydrac7: $400 Cdn or less now, get a job for like two weeks <Hydrac7> How much is that in USD? <Homer> like $12
<Hydrac7> We're desperate to get rid of it <Astroboy> so desperate you will give it away for free? <Hydrac7> People around here are too poor to get ripped off by me
<Temujin> aight <Hydrac7> it suprised me that Temujin would use "Aight" <Hydrac7> Temujin using "aight" has crushed my will to live. <Temujin> I live in Indiana, I have to fit in somehow. <Temujin> I can't fake being retarded, so saying "a'ight" has to suffice.
<Aboshi> This girl at work changed the desktop to the student aide machine to a picture of herself. Talk about conceited. <Temujin> Punch her in the face. <Aboshi> I can't. She's Pakistani and would come back the next day and blow me up.
<Pod-Matey> Dod is great <Hydrac7> I've always disliked the hand models on DoD <Pod-Matey> Hydrac, not everyone has soft and supple hands <Hydrac7> Pod-Matey: I get it from frequent masturbation with hand lotion. <Pod-Matey> Hydrac, I was going to mention something of the like, but I see you've already explained more than I ever could
<bumjock> man I need a hobby <bumjock> legal this time <bumjock> none of that "registering as a sex offender" hobbies <bumjock> Its kind of freaky every time I move to a new town every knows what I look like and who I am before I get there
<dJOEk> okay, now seriously for a moment <dJOEk> a dear friend of mine needs to break up with this girl <\slick> punch her in the face and play sir mix-a-lot <Crow> slicks solution to every problem.. 100 percent success rate
<Temujin> PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SUCKS COCK <Aboshirk> Bingley! Yes, he bites invisible biscuits. <Temujin> Does he? <Aboshirk> Yes. Watch the BBC thing and you'll see. <Temujin> Adam, my mom saw it. Said that Mrs. Bennet's voice made her want to smash the TV in. <Trucci> violent mom! <Aboshirk> That's an accurate response. <Temujin> The she said "OH YEAH!" like Randy Savage. <Max> then she snapped into a Slim Jim
<stizan> sof2 is pretty cool, exept when it crashes to the desktop and leaves my gamma all high, so windows blinds me and makes me reboot, then want to kill people
<GodofDeath> Do you people think that racism is funny or something? <GodofDeath> You are so dense because you are naive to what it's like to have racism effect you. <slick> I'm aware of it when a black person assume I have it good because I'm white, and that nothing bad happens to me because I'm white. WHITE PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TOO! <Alice> How dare you say I don't know what it's like to be a victim of racism, I was walking down the street yesterday when a blackie bumped into me. I had to run home instantly and wash. Don't fucking talk to me about being a victim.
Solo Herron: they have some pistols with big calibers Solo Herron: but if you add barrel length and large caliber then you have a bad ass pistol that breaks your wrist Solo Herron: You would have to do lots of pre-emptive masturbation to get your wrist in shape!
<Temujin> Holy shit. <Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve <SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have <Temujin> Cable <Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the interstate, huh tem <Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick"
<The_Fellator> She passed out on the couch so I covered her up, turned off the tv and left <Temujin> Covered her up with manchowder. <The_Fellator> I washed that off <The_Fellator> well <The_Fellator> with urine
<Astroboy> Im going to murder the next girl I ever hear make some comment about being over weight. <Astroboy> Unless the girl is like 500 pounds. <Trinity> I am so over weight. <Astroboy> Trinity way to be a absurdly difficult distance away for me to murder you.
::: Join: (Lehmann-work) (Lehmann@ACAFF7C7.ipt.aol.com) <Hydrac7> Cause I love gay cock. <Lehmann-work> That's about what I expect the first line to be when I enter #gr
<\slick> 3d studio max install told me to close all program when installing, so i just opened more to be defiant <\slick> take that
Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today? Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT OF THE HEAT"
<\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like they enjoy it in porn <\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped
<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok. <hmne> Slow down, double what?
<@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet... <ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after you with a parachute. <situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got
<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me
<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now <Podex> OH SHIT STIR OCCASIONALLY
<kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think there'd be a kickback? <kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk off <kero> just to say i did <fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were viciously beating off on the moon.