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#12154 [ + | - ] 144
<Kibe-Work> btw
<Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world
<Kibe-Work> my work is going
<Kibe-Work> well most of us
<Semicidal> AHehAEh cool]
<Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black
people at a KKK meating.
#12151 [ + | - ] 310
* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and
vacumn rooms :/
<Mad-Cow> You can get them
<@Pretsel> Yeah but I'd imagine they'd be expensive :D
<Mad-Cow> It'll cost you a few million but you can get em
<@Pretsel> Woah Woah... I don't want a wife...
#12144 [ + | - ] 556
<Zip-> hi RedMage
<Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best
friend's body
<RedMage> ...
<RedMage> that's like
<RedMage> my best friend
<RedMage> you sick fuck
<RedMage> i'm my own best friend
<RedMage> omg
<RedMage> you WANT ME
#12143 [ + | - ] 352
<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new
husband
<PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i
dated isnt really my stepbrother
#12138 [ + | - ] 16
<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs
<Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer
<Lan> ...
#12131 [ + | - ] 188
<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh
<@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need?
#12129 [ + | - ] 80
<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive
<@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the
porn
#12127 [ + | - ] 164
<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)
<SourMilkisBad> scan it!
<SourMilkisBad> who's enron?
#12123 [ + | - ] 416
<Farnarcle> you use mIRC?
<EvilElmo`> whats mIRC?
<Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy
<EvilElmo`> whats IRC?
#12122 [ + | - ] 195
<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army,
but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D
<Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer
whiz
#12118 [ + | - ] 100
<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off
beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin
with me
<@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words:
<@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades
#12115 [ + | - ] 42
<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp
so i can run it properly
#12112 [ + | - ] 922
<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk
and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob.
#12111 [ + | - ] 223
< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that
tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused
#12105 [ + | - ] 227
<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to
basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would
she be masturbating?
#12104 [ + | - ] 157
<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded
<icas0r> i think he a fed =[
<rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp
<rightie> they cut back on funding
#12097 [ + | - ] 24
<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill
Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux
#12095 [ + | - ] 167
<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit
#12089 [ + | - ] 287
<_luther_> Canada.. great place. They started a country and no
one showed up.
#12088 [ + | - ] 42
<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on
pickles.
#12086 [ + | - ] 184
<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13
<Samhain> that guys must have been desperate
#12084 [ + | - ] 154
<naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online?
<GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you
#12082 [ + | - ] 167
<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of
it and handle it like a real bitch
#12081 [ + | - ] 1716
<Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty?
<Chirako> Gravy Train.
<Chirako> It's like, these little hard pieces of bran and
crumbly beef flavored crap.  You pour water over it, and it
gets soggy and makes gravy around it.
<Disco_Ernie> Chirako..that's...dog food..
<Chirako> It was NOT dog food!
<Chirako> Mommy wouldn't feed me dog food!
* Chirako looks at Mommy
<Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Chirako> IT'S DOG FOOD!
<Chirako> http://www.gravytraindog.com/
<Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
<Chirako> She's always been obsessed with me eating dog
food... >_<
<Chirako> When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were
real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag
* Chirako gags
<Chirako> If there's one thing dogs love, it's rich,
<Chirako> beefy gravy. That's why every nugget of
<Chirako> Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices.
<Chirako> Just mix it with warm water, and you can
<Chirako> give your dog a warm homestyle meal,
<Chirako> dripping with the delicious gravy he loves.
* Chirako graons
<Chirako> Oh, man.... I'm gonna kill her
<Disco_Ernie> At least Chirako will have:
<Disco_Ernie> Healthy skin
<Disco_Ernie>  Glossy coat
<Disco_Ernie>  Strong teeth and bones
<Disco_Ernie>  Builds and maintains body tissue
<Disco_Ernie>  Efficient digestion
<Disco_Ernie>  Clear eyes
<Chirako> ..I should have known.
<Chirako> She NEVER makes me breakfast
#12080 [ + | - ] 649
<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called
dont.com
<@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\
<@charlie_x> it says
<@charlie_x> "ok i wont"
#12079 [ + | - ] 406
<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince.
<Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of
dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.
#12078 [ + | - ] 645
Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds
into her.
<Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS!
Meeko cries as gerbils plop out
#12076 [ + | - ] 392
<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system,
but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move
around would make your aim better.
<Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter...
#12070 [ + | - ] 536
<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my
friends Lisa and Candace.
<Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?"   Ouija Board:  NO     "Why
not?"   Ouija Board: SEX    "Oh. Goodbye"
#12068 [ + | - ] 147
<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos?
<NC> That's.. scary.
<Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end.
<Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in
our own pee.
#12066 [ + | - ] 260
<Toby> cheese whiz sucks.
<Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to
add flavor.
* bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68
* bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming
bastard)
#12065 [ + | - ] 608
*** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO
*** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as
Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT
*** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO
#12059 [ + | - ] 810
<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a
vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it
#12055 [ + | - ] 786
<fecolalia> i try and be humble
<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
#12053 [ + | - ] 1274
<pele> cookies and milk is the shit
<pele> true thug snack
<sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug
<pele> you think he buys all those presents?
#12045 [ + | - ] 807
<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight
<godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't
talk like ape.
#12041 [ + | - ] 408
<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER
CLIP
<tarmac> TO GO AWAY
#12038 [ + | - ] 257
<LSD-RaZ0r> SSN: my brother has taugt me all about sex so I'm
not stupid
#12032 [ + | - ] 120
<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc
<sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are
the afgans and I am the US though.
<unswornangel> what? how so?
<sportsdoc> I rest my case
#12029 [ + | - ] 394
<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k
bullshit, i'm gonna fill the fridge in the basement full of
beer"
#12027 [ + | - ] 342
<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit
<KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff
#12026 [ + | - ] 376
<n_> derf if you ever call me on the phone and ask for ops
again
<derF> heh.. i'm lazy
#12018 [ + | - ] 215
<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that
rape is wrong correct ?
<PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly
#12017 [ + | - ] 393
<TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries
to send your hard drive to a japanese company?
#12008 [ + | - ] 363
<@RuebiaYat> GoodScrat: has God spoken to you lately?
<@GoodScrat> I don't talk to myself
#12004 [ + | - ] 627
<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY
<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds.
#11996 [ + | - ] 140
<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character
based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for
fucking sainthood.
<Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it
anarch?
<LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :)
#11994 [ + | - ] 97
<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */
return 0; }
#11987 [ + | - ] 427
*** {JPM} changes topic to 'Welcome to IRC! The Home of fat
chics and skinny guys.'
#11986 [ + | - ] 592
<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was
pretty impressive.  If I had any idea the file manager on a
macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago!  Is
there a similar file manager for XP that can do that?