<NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world!
<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend? <Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three.
<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is <Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is <Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do <Aximili> What is it, then? <Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram <Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..
* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh... <SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.
* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils <Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D
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<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately? <Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :] <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell <Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :] <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers <Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter. <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z <Piccolo> Damm you
<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable <Darth-Phenom> This place sucks
* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @
<SarahS> You can remove testicles? <Phenom6996> Yep <Phenom6996> and breasts <Phenom6996> It requires special tools <ajplus1> yeah....a knife
<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does <AutistiCat> What does it do? <Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe <zardolf> how will you get out? <Ajplus1> I don't think that far
<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies <MrMonkey> healers use it <MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's aura is <BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the northern lights)
<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo <TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2 <TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2 <TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even <TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! <ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel? <ThePython> i mean wmros <ThePython> i mean mrwos <ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!
< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could play in 6.3 million years!
<Aerion> I haven't rebooted Windows for a week and it still hasn't started leaking memory. <AndrewT> freaky <AndrewT> you'd better get that thing to microsoft before it starts becoming useful
<Chariset> Aie...got to run. Fencing. <Chariset> Bye, all *** Chariset has quit IRC (Quit: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P <Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list
<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable <ToastyX> I never get peered from it. *** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn. <DET> all I got was channel info <DjLizard> :D <DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info.
<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!
<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts <_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts <wisteria101> see a doc <[cr0wz]> i wonder why * FadeJade sees a connection
<Sumez> Q3 arena test <Aximili> What is it? <Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!? <Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is <Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know <Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P <SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4? <Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)
<Rottingbeef> i live in "yawn" america <Rottingbeef> but im only 11, so dont think im some serial killer
<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG <NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a picture of Andrew Vestal <Khalal> What does he look like? <NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and electrical outlet
<ToastyX> :b <Powerlord> Hey toasty, what is the ascii code for the upside down P?
<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the Simpsons because its "too derogatory" <CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere!
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<psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and punch a store owner in the face <psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up language <psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make it my new nick since this one sucks
<bugg> hrm <bugg> $280 million jackpot <bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars
<Blue^_> xach <Blue^_> wanna bw later?>< <Ershin> OK <Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o
<Demanicus> Well if this is how a period feels I have a whole new respect for women
<@Shadowbuilder> haha have you ever seen that commercial <@Shadowbuilder> theres kid talking on a chat room <@NwG|Canucks> no explain <@Shadowbuilder> hes cybering with some girl, and he says "moan, moan for me as load as possible" <@Shadowbuilder> then you hear thing sound come from the corner of his house, soudns like moaning <@Shadowbuilder> and the kid says "mom?????" <@NwG|Canucks> lol
<[d]-kCmCg-> at least your computer didnt lock up like a nervous virgin on prom night....
<[TpL]Luke> Really? the nurse who did me was so fat, ugly and sweaty, she was cooking burgers under her armpits for lunch <[TpL]Luke> u should have seen her cooking hot dogs!
<Glasses> Quebec is on fire? <Glasses> I'm sure the rest of Cananda won't be too upset... <Paul> Upset? THey started it.
<diranged> silly ghost bear <diranged> where's no sense there's no feeling <diranged> so pointing pistol at my head is rather useless
<|Rayden|> Chapter 15 - Making Your Web Sites Accessible to Impaired and International Users <----does this mean drunk people?