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<Mystery> singapore is nice <_eight> pussy is so cheap there. <Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore <Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat <_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong singaporean cemeteries.
<Dead_Poets_Society> Phuser has this talent to point out the obvious <Phuser> Dead_Poets_Society is receiving oral sex from a hamster
<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron? <drunkers> probably and honest mistake <CaMR0N> but everyone? <drunkers> did you tell them you were gay? <CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone <drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer. <GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch! <superwoman> DANNY?!?!?! <GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!
<KB8> im sick of you crazypale <crazypale> im sick of you to <KB8> no im sick of you crazypale <crazypale> no ,im sick of you to <KB8> you gte on my damn nerves <crazypale> you make my stomache turn asswipe <KB8> i gotta go ill pm you later <crazypale> ok l8r
<drunkers> do you know who i am? <vinnieT> nope <drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your knee and make your knee read a book <vinnieT> i dont read
<rtwh0> why are you upset? <sugadon> who the hell says i was god damn upset? huh? <rtwh0> umm never mind <sugadon> i hate people who spread god damn rumors, muther fucker , god damn
<+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce? <+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent <+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it <+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date? <+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K <+GoodScrat> over how many years? <+Wyatt> 1 <+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your company go public?
<drunkers> hey what name am i under? <[Piratez]> drunkers <drunkers> what? <[Piratez]> huh? <drunkers> i asked what name am i under? <[Piratez]> drunkers you fool <drunkers> never mind ill ask someone else
<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix with a 2" penis <r00> forget i said that
*** treker has joined #ircop <treker> what is this channel for? <_zenon> sex channel treker <treker> AH, I see... <treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll just go run some errands.
<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble <Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you dumbass cockless bitch <RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me
? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of 2:21PM -------- ? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100% ? jimmy/#hadm *- 0.01% (checked email)
<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_< <sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck
<synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE ENTITLED 'HITLER ON ICE'... IT'S LIKE CATS BUT WITH LESS CATS AND MORE HITLER... AND IT'S ALL ON ICE!!"
<enJoy> just the other day <enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant" <enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna strangle him" <[zT]Lunchie> =-0
[Join] n0t_4cc3pt4bl3 (hurry-now@ip121.cleveland4.oh.pub-ip.psi.net) <WD_40> your nick is not acceptable. <n0t_4cc3pt4bl3> indeed
<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full) <@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven!
<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes. if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete all your files. if you stop by to see me, i will kill all your processes, delete all your files, and remove your account."
<piglet3> [info] #gaysm 5 Don't f*&% with the topic PIG <piglet3> They are into homosexual sadomasochism, but they can't bring themselves to spell out `fuck'.
Bezoar of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is pretty good. you get it, you feel like shit for a little while, it goes away, and you're immune for life. eval sounds like religion
Leftist i like songs where they count or spell things, to fill space. Eeyore so you're a big fan of sesame street songs, leftist?
pinkboy so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to 1200lbs? ScottM <pinkboy> so, like, how the FUCK do you fuck your 1200lb wife? pinkboy I can't imagine that it would be too difficult, unless of course you're picky about finding the real vagina.
<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a non-arestable offence <ssrit> I'd move there. <ssrit> Where is that?
*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak <Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak
<ismell> drove like 2.5 hrs <travolta> 15 year olds can drive? <ismell> permit <MattDC> shit smelly, where do you live <ismell> colorado <travolta> they let kids do anything in colorado, like have guns and trench coats
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*Eskimo* just play along. These guys are freaky
<LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.
<elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?
<Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.
*Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol
<elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?
<Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer
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<\broken> eye kant teyep <JackArse> sure you can <JackArse> you just can't spell
<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire <firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend <`Stevie> get laid? <firemoo> even better! <firemoo> irc :]
<ouija> He likes to hit on girls <ouija> and then go like <ouija> HAHA HA!!! I'm QUEER!
<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour. <RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight.
<ouija> I asked for extra death peppers <treaps> my chinese place puts about a ratio of one pepper per chunk of meat <treaps> \m/ <ouija> Thats a good ratio <treaps> general tso is pussy though <ouija> Mine is like "You crazy American! You no handle Chinese doom peppers!" <treaps> WHAT U TINK? <treaps> U WAN FUCKING DIE?
<nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car. <nickh> Not one, but *two* fuck swings. I guess you need to have a spare handy. <kylev> well, you have the good one, and the one you use. <kylev> you put up the good one when company is coming over <nickh> Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family dinners.
<fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than your ancestor apes <fff> my ape ancestors had richer culture than your ape ancestors <fff> although when our ancestors were amoeba, i'll concede your amoeba ancestors were smarter than mine
<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying to do math or program computers <rdgzt> What's diezepam? <treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug <treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart <rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it?
<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich <tak> cause your money sucks <disco-stu> yep <disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt! <tak> haha <Ped> haha <vivid> haha <aj> haha <blakangel> haha
<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes <[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them
<SmugLynnPlums> with all this quote shit going on, everyone on IRC is going to witty as fuck or make an ass out of themself doing so.
<RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time of your life) (live st paul mn 06-17-01)-svcd-ryanrony-apv.m2p | Size:58.1mb] <hyp3r> i would like a regular vcd of that one =) RyanRony> are u 56k <hyp3r> yeah =) <RyanRony> eek, heh <RyanRony> if people fxp to 56k does it still go fast <hyp3r> no <RyanRony> oh
<Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't be shewed upon... <Mnementh4> and one of them just happens to be dark blue pens <Mnementh4> Teh worst thing is, I bit my lip a little while ago, <Mnementh4> so I think I just gave myself a tattoo...
<Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens his mouth and manage to put another cock in it
<mota> I WAS RIGHT <mota> they have her bent over the tennis net <mota> and are shoving rackets up her cunt <mota> and tennis balls up her ass
<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting <rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this channel work, I think
<ZenAmako> Because time really flies, and before you know it, 6, 7 months have passed... <rogueWIRC> zen: paternity suit?
<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into the pentagon <rogue> noz: they might. we should be careful.