shadoxx: ...I have 17 terminal windows open right now. bai: r u a h4x0r?? shadoxx: 2_1337_4_school bai: dang just don't hack me ok shadoxx: okay shadoxx: You could be infosec bai. Ur pretty good shadoxx: I was going to hack you, but then you appealed to my humanity. bai: social engineered af
<tttb> Why did the programmer quit his job? <tttb> because he didn't get arrays
<RoadJoe> I put the F in spelling <me-money-mix> i put the cum in company <We_are_Dad> I put the fun in funeral <GNAustin> I put the myself in killing myself
< ntc> is it possible to recover encrypted files from an ecryptfs container? i lost the passphrase < scorbutus> ntc: you could try filing a foia request with dhs
<akrs> You know you have fallen far from the path of light when you have to read the git man pages for push <buffalo> fallen from grace, akrs <akrs> I'm gonna do a git push -f +[sha]:master <buffalo> that's a dark arts spell, that is <buffalo> such commands do not come out of love, compassion, and understanding <buffalo> they come from malice <buffalo> and the will to destroy <buffalo> and chaos
<@apexthief> Okay we have taco tuesday I need other food day of the week ideas <@AltRhombu> taco wednesday <@AltRhombu> taco thursday
<Papa_Wa> Anyone else struggling to login? <Udungoof> i'm struggling most of the time <Udungoof> not necessarily with loginservers though <Udongoof> life mostly
<Mcme> Just got the last skiing of the season done <Microshrimp> I am banned from skiing <fear> Storytime? <Mcme> How does one get banned from skiing? <Microshrimp> after the last time I tried it.... couldn't figure out how to stop and I was headed toward about 10 people who were standing in a circle talking. It was like human bowling.
< EvanStone> Have u guys seen that babe on the special Olympics commercial < EvanStone> Hnnnnng < fred> wtf < fred> EvanStone has a disabled person fetish < vitro> omg < EvanStone> What < vitro> i almost choked to death while reading that < EvanStone> Only her brain is fucked < vitro> EvanStone is fucked < EvanStone> Not her face < EvanStone> Yo vitro is mad judgemental < EvanStone> Like a retard can't be sexy < EvanStone> Plz stop discriminating
<crowell> aa has some shitty seats <crowell> i can't even use laptop <jpaglier> you can get their miles so easy tho <crowell> how am i supposed to play ctf in this seat <kiboneu> crowell: next time offer to speak, you get a table <crowell> kiboneu: on the airplane?
<_ohm> Akahige, obviously you haven't heard of OOP and you need to check your priviledge <Pyrious> Valid c++ if it's following a "//" <Akahige> _ohm: Did you just assume my paradigm!? <mwd> OOM > OOP <_ohm> Akahige, nice
Creamate: if i were black toppington_kek: you could fuck your wife Creamate: i would be a cardiac surgeon already toppington_kek: oh
*** Gad is now known as REGISTER. *** REGISTER is now known as IDENTIFY. *** IDENTIFY is now known as Gad. <petn-randall> Gad: /msg nickserv help <Dark-Jedi> Just wait, his nick will change to "HELP" any moment now. *** Gad is now known as HELP.
<@neonjesus> up your game, chatters. this is professional level chatting. <@atomic> oh yeah <@atomic> professional for sure <@atomic> I'm being paid to chat right now <@atomic> in fact, I probably get paid to chat more than I get paid to work <@neonjesus> its why we all went into IT in the first place <@neonjesus> we got on irc when we were children <@neonjesus> and thought <@neonjesus> hey <@neonjesus> i would like to chat for a living. how do i get to do that? <@atomic> lol <@neonjesus> first, you have to look like you're busy in terminal <@Jugernaut> hah <@neonjesus> second, you have to be the unwatched watcher. <@neonjesus> third, ??? <@neonjesus> profit. <@neonjesus> so here we are. <@neonjesus> a bunch of professional motherfuckin' chatters.
<sophia_> wow look at this new type of cat named a toyger <MaxInux> pretty cat <MaxInux> looks like a bengal sorta <sophia_> its totally different than a bengal apparently <sophia_> custom bred <MaxInux> neat still looks like a bengal :) just slightly more striped <sophia_> ya its pretty <jm> am I the only person who's appalled at humanity's efforts to selectively breed traits they find cute, funny, or otherwise desirable? <blaxthos> jm: do you date ugly girls ? <sophia_> heh
<Mosai> my habit of buying junk food significantly diminished when they took the self checkouts out of the nearby safeway <Mosai> since i now have to look another human being in the face when i purchase stuff now
<omglolbah> our official template database had a digital test logic page called "DIGITEST" (from the times when we used 8.3 filenames) <omglolbah> so my coworker needed to create one for analog test logic <.< <omglolbah> I got to write the docs for "Template: ANALTEST"
< Dustin> I was talking to a French friend earlier. He was annoyed that English didn't have a word for a specific kind of pride like French does. I pointed out that the French having more words for pride is like the Inuits having more words for snow. < Dustin> He didn't laugh. =[
<+Skerper> I remember once in first year CS <+Skerper> this guy asked me to tutor him <+Skerper> was absolutely devastated that he'd gotten a 0 for his programming assignment <+Skerper> so he shows it to me <+Skerper> and he's literally written an essay on how to make the program <nugyflex> what the fuck <+Skerper> complete with stock images and references <BlackMoon> hahah <+Jattenalle> haha, aaw <+Skerper> but no actual program <nugyflex> ahahha <+Jattenalle> poor innocent little child <+Skerper> Never had such an "oh sweety" moment in my life <nugyflex> how does that happen <+Skerper> I have no fucking idea, it was the most awkward thing <nugyflex> how can that possibly happen... <+Skerper> I don't know how he got it into his head that that was the assignment <+Skerper> considering it had to be handed up to an automarker <+Skerper> that compiles it and tests output <nugyflex> Oooo nooo <nugyflex> tries to compile essay <nugyflex> rip
<cpb> wonder if there's a strip club that needs a linux admin... <clockwork> i was about to balk at that but then i thought about it and realized strip clubs don't have windows
<@peted> i get distracted by that a lot <@peted> sometimes, actually, a lot of the time, i just get distracted by my own thoughts < brzt> I think thats call ADHD? <@peted> do they? < brzt> I just said I think they do... <@peted> and i asked do they... <@peted> this instant replay brought to you by pepsi cola < brzt> See above.
<Chaosbreaker> "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." <Chaosbreaker> "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" <Chaosbreaker> "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." <Chaosbreaker> "OK, I will tell you a TCP joke." <Chaosbreaker> "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" <Chaosbreaker> "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." <Chaosbreaker> "OK, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline." <Chaosbreaker> "OK, I am ready to get the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, does not have a setting, and ends with a punchline." <Chaosbreaker> "I'm sorry, your connection has been timed out." <Chaosbreaker> "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
<Zygo> if you're not finding errors, you're not looking hard enough <lazy_bum> Is this some kind of woman motto?
<Humbedooh> Roses are red, leaves are green, but only Java has AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean
<retry> i miss bathing in hot springs <retry> in japan that's something you can just do whenever you feel like it <fuckyou> except they call it bukkake
<Joe> my friend told me to google kurea hasumi <Joe> and I did <Joe> that was a mistake <Denwa> Don't like jav's, Joe? <Joe> no, by mistake I mean I have 27 active torrents running now
<Haz> started my internship today <Haz> they banged a gong no less than six times first thing in the morning after a meeting <fwilson> yeah, that's part of agile
<AAA> Singapore is believed to have the highest prevalence of myopia in the world; up to 80% of people there have myopia <AAA> yikes <BBB> i bet they never seen it coming
* cachinnate throws up hands <cachinnate> wait i meant i was throwing my hands into the air, not barfing hands that i ate
<jryan> Why is TheJazBand in the topic. <TheJazBand> jryan: i had a seizure yesterday. <jryan> Ohhh. <jryan> How'd that go
<t12> my dad wins at potrero hill community meeting aggroness <t12> he went to one and stood up, interrupted <t12> said heres the address of a crackhouse <t12> if you guys dont raid it and shut it down <t12> i'll go to it myself <t12> they're like "those are armed dangerous people!" <t12> he's like "i'm a combat vereran! I've killed thousands of people already" <t12> "if you dont go clean it up you'll find youself in the weird position of protecting crackheads from me" <t12> they did in fact shut the house down
ivy: A man named William Reed's last living testament says that he is going to read his own will ivy: Will Reed's will will read: "Will Reed will read Will Reed's will". Elyse: no Elyse: it's his son will reed junior Elyse: except will reed senior was so far gone with alzheimers that usually when someone's talking about will reed they're talking about his son, junior Elyse: he isn't completely running the family business into the ground but he still longs for the times his father, the true biz-wiz, was running things better than ever Elyse: but now those times are in the ground with his dad Elyse: still can't believe he's gone ivy: what the fuck elyse
<mceel>What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? <Big G>Idk what? <mceel>Boyscouts come back from camp. <Big G>Thats a very touchy subject. My great grandpa died in a concentration camp. <mceel>Oh I'm sorry <Big G>He was shooting jews and fell of the guard tower. <mceel>.-.
<+se5a> I know a pacifist who joined the army <+se5a> so that he had a balanced world view <+ekolis> True Neutral alignment FTW
<W> Tatjun needs a date <L> The dude couldn't get a date if he polled a time server.
<matthiaskrgr> had to have my arm amputated <matthiaskrgr> on the other hand, I am completely fine
<DrSeuss> I am thinking about the sequel to the vat in the hat <DrSeuss> It will have theoretical chemistry <fourbitfox> Oh the Crystals You'll Grow? <DrSeuss> YES <fourbitfox> Sounds more like the G rated version of Breaking Bad.
<Shoe> Saw the back of a semi-cab today. <Shoe> It had the text: Jesus Never Tapped Out <The_Purple_Bunny> No but he did get pinned.
<Lauren> I have this recurring javascript error <Lauren> Uncaught TypeError: Illegal invocation <gasp> did you try running it during full moon ?
<xxx> There's apparently some Mexican restaurant somewhere in Europe that has the slogan, "Mexican food so authentic Donald Trump built 4 walls around it."
<blaxthos> web.archive.org is taking a snapshot of bash at this very moment <blaxthos> i should change it to 100% pictures of horse penises
<sikory> hmmm, people found a severed head in amsterdam <sikory> police thinks that it might be connected to the headless body they found yesterday <Gamah> sikory: well obviously it's not connected...
(@|HashBot|) Final and decisive action of the Napoleonic Wars, that effectively ended French domination of Europe? (SiCK) Surrender
<photo> i poured my root beer into a square cup and now all i have is beer. please advise.
<DrBadAss>Lessee... the Republican party is in disarray, divided by an offshoot reactionary group, spearheaded by men who pander to the least common denominator and say and do the most ridiculous things imaginable, directly flaunting the Constitution, and proving on a daily basis they're incapable of compromise, and that their only goal is to take down their opponent at the expense of the country's welfare and proper operation. <DrBadAss> We Democrats have a CLEAR shot at this. It's going to be really interesting to see how we go about f#@%ing it up.
<magicp2p> but the US people see an egg form as a ball, so don't say it is an egg, it is football <icebox766> It's a more aerodynamic ball. <Neobenedict> more aerodynamic, yet people run with it in their hands for half the game. what a waste
<Nichole> my sister is giving birth on thursday. Drug baby. Apparently CPS is going to contact me to take him. <Azalea> Ahhhhhhhh <keith> what kind of drugs? <keith> a baby full of drugs could be worth something <Nichole> heroin, Oxy, meth <Nichole> mostly heroin <keith> expensive baby! <blaxthos> so... your sister will be free this weekend? <Nichole> yep have at it <assfetish> i got this mental image of a baby shaped pinata full of drugs being broken at some wall street party <Nichole> she's in prison <Nichole> she makes me feel very normal <latras> you are very normal ;) <keith> shes still getting heroin, oxy and meth in prison? <blaxthos> is she imprisoned because of baby ? <keith> yeah id say your pretty normal <Nichole> keith: she's on methadone now <blaxthos> i think having babies should be a crime <keith> procreating is definitely a crime <Nichole> she's imprisoned because she broke parole, child endangerment (from first daughter), and drug related charges, and being on the run <Azalea> That is a shitty situation <assfetish> are you gonna take the baby? <Nichole> i dont know <keith> azalea needs another kid i hear <assfetish> i have a friend who wants a kid real bad <blaxthos> if you are on irc and you can't figure out how to unload a kid, you're doing it wrong