<Real^Quasar> anyway: my 56k is going half the speed it used to <cts> it might be your line <Threeboy> check if anyone is stepping on your wire <Real^Quasar> hmm <Threeboy> but don't put the modem to your face, cause they take thier foot off <Threeboy> and you get sprayed with data. <Real^Quasar> ...
< Time> that reminds me of when Manning and I installed OS/2 Warp4 on a box and during the install routine it said something to the likes of 'join the hundreds of people on the internet'
<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep <+gabu> yes <+gabu> but you're from australia <+gabu> you sleep during the day <+gabu> don't you ?
<iMike> I am so horny, but matteo won't have sex with me anymore. <matteo> That's because of you having that affair with that cow. <iMike> Which cow? The big brown and white one? Or your mom?
<Greywolf2001ca> I formatted my drive because NWN wouldn't work online for me today. <Nafoi> Uh dude they took the Master Server down for maitnence no one can play online... <Greywolf2001ca> ....FUCK
Kid1: What are you, illiterate? Teacher: Hey, we dont talk about illiterate people. Kid2: Yea, we write about them.
<saint_> i should masturbate <saint_> but like <saint_> my sister lives with me <Agent_069> hahaha <Agent_069> who needs masturbation when you have a sister? :P
<jayo> hey how do haiku's work? is it 5 sylabals the first line, 7 the second, 5 the third? <R0y2> yeah <R0y2> when i cum in you <R0y2> i feel the law is broken <R0y2> you are twelve years old <jayo> haha <R0y2> ^_^
<Eternal_S> Is this the irc-channel about the windows shell Litestep? <DeVante`> No... <DeVante`> This is where we, the homosexual IRC community, can come together without persecution from others. * Floach- slaps DeVante` around a bit with a large trout <DeVante`> Er.. <DeVante`> I mean.. <DeVante`> Yes... <DeVante`> Litestep shell. <DeVante`> That's us!
<Incognita> my baby does not have the birth defect that effects 50% of the +human population :D <Demon> Incognita: what -- a vagina?
<Squall^> does she looks like a japanese anime? <LStranger> Sorta. <Squall^> then go fuck her up <LStranger> I'd like to. <LStranger> Two problems... I have a girlfriend, and I haven't even talked to her yet. <Gage> two solutions, cheating and rape
<kisama> hold on we made charts of our class schedules <kisama> WHERE THEY DON'T OVERLAP THERE'S WACKING TIME <nyisles> thats why i didnt go away to college <nyisles> i could never have a roommate <nyisles> jerking off would be way too awkward <Guilty> Ny, I imagine everyone does it in the shower <Guilty> So hygiene benefits from awkwardness <Guilty> Or just get a girlfriend <nyisles> that 's so inconvenient when I 've got 8+ gigs of video porn on my HDD! <DrNick668> guilty: can u get waterproof pron? <Guilty> Having sex with a girl wouldnt be nearly as awkward in front of someone <nyisles> it would be to me <Guilty> Its called your imagination, nick <kisama> hmm <kisama> on mondays, wednesdays <kisama> and fridays <kisama> i can wack it <kuro> i won 't be anywhere around <kuro> i 'll be in class <kuro> so he can do whatever the fuck he wants, as long as my stuff is still clean when i get home <Guilty> Snow is so honest <Guilty> He says right in front of his roomate "On monday and friday I'll be masturbating while you're at class" <kuro> i won't come back early
<DireBadger> Public Enemy in effect @ Nation, 9/19 <DireBadger> one of the bands playing with them is "Blackalicious" <argent> Blackalicious is pretty good <DireBadger> argent: are they like a De la Soul type band? <argent> DireBadger: yes, in that they are black.
<TobyToby> you know what's great <TobyToby> jennifer lopez was a pale hispanic pop singer <TobyToby> however, in the past month she has transformed into <TobyToby> a black rapper <TobyToyb> it's like reverse michael jackson
<Jon^D> ok three days of SMS and I'm still not laid <Jon^D> stupid mobile phone relationships
<AndrewB> I personally think the game is unrealistic. If the character finds a Zod rune, why can't he just stick it up his own tailpipe and make himself indestructible?
<cruisinxx7> I'll be busy right after school because I have a track meet <Akira> oh <Akira> can I watch your meat? <cruisinxx7> ... <cruisinxx7> I'd rather you watch the race instead
<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load of trouble"
<Sir_Robin> warning: there are some inbred fucks in the USA. <Sir_Robin> even bigger warning: they're allowed to vote. <Sir_Robin> worse yet: they tend to vote for each other.
[@Jimlad] http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml [@Jimlad] uhm ok [@Jimlad] you didn't see that. º @Jimlad quickly puts something else on his clipboard
<Magus`> XP style <zinguvok> XP gay stylin' <Magus`> incorrect <zinguvok> ionno... running an XP is like owning a powder blue Celica <Magus`> incorrect <zinguvok> even if it is a great car, no problems, never even dinged it... <zinguvok> you're still a faggot
<azrael69> i'm so ashamed of myself for liking Alanis Morissette <Page> hahaha <flash67> bah * azrael69 is away, looks like suicide again [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c: \*.* <J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc <Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting! <Blitz> no, its scanning <J0E> it says deleting *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.' (@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs (@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them? (@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're fucking hot man, seriously. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes. (@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor? (@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.
madxxx> heh i know Digi spits rather then swallows ;P <LordCrey> :) <Digi> i prefer 2 play with it and dribble it all over then make u kiss me <Gh0stFac3> that's when i zip my pants up and leave <Gh0stFac3> ;) <madxxx> hey one told me her mouth is not suppose to be filled with a few million little fish ;P <Gh0stFac3> haha <Gh0stFac3> i tell her she spits my kids out she'll be spitting teeth out with them
<durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see <Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt? <durt> yes of course <Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina... *** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)
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<@skold> im still happy with my tbird <@skold> cant say i wouldnt buy a 2400+ right now if i had the money <@skold> heh new server with users and an admin who doesnt seem to be a moron <Flux> where? <Taranis> Linux's memory manager is way better than Window's <@skold> wtf did that come from :P <@skold> 'hey whats up' 'LUNIX TRUELY IS THE SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM'
<Syntax_Crash> I just got a 40x burner to replace my old 8x <Syntax_Crash> my piracy productivity just went up by 500%
<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself <Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels <Raven> all by myself <Raven> that was all during one summer <Raven> i was 12 <skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven? <panda> is that why european's can't dress?
<hipnotoad> Ah that was good, a new record, i lasted ten seconds! <tate> Quick Draw McGraw, they call him <Tony> so what if Deon is Quick Draw, for me, its like a twinkie, the best part is the cream.
<Echo5ive> I am not a Japanese schoolgirl, so I can t type 80wpm with my thumbs on a cell phone.
<Masa> I never had a brother I could fight with <Masa> very unsatisfactory <Kevyn> I punched my sister once. Heh. <Kevyn> I was too young to know better. <Masa> and I couldnt hit my sister too much <Kevyn> Pow, right in the nose. <waffle> you're quite the enlightened male <Kevyn> Eh. I love my family and that's how I show it. <Kevyn> I can't wait to have kids. <Kevyn> I'm gonna beat their fucking asses.
<RoboJoe> i;'m here more than all of you, so fu :/ <Xisor> fu robo u aint <RoboJoe> Xisor, indeed me am <The_Necromancer> no u aint me and Xisor are here the most <RoboJoe> i'm never idle <RoboJoe> and you and necro actually leave the chan throughout the day....i only ever leave when i need to recon <Xisor> I see <RoboJoe> no, but me here more than you! <The_Necromancer> hrmm we are arguing who has less life
<WinX> fat girls that claim to be bi might as well just come out and say "i'm horribly desperate for play."
<DrNick668> an asian buddy started to hang out with what he calls 'a gang of hardcore azns' <DrNick668> he says that if someone wanted to bash him they'd get killed and they'd hafta go thru a few lines of defense <DrNick668> i'm thinkin what he means is he's in an azn clan for CS <DrNick668> and if i shot at him i'd get fragged <DrNick668> and the lines of defense are a firewall, virus scan and flood protection on his irc porn server
<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY <kisama_> I <3 YOU <Swish> you "less than three" him? <kisama_> please. <kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx <kisama_> i thought you were hardcore. <Swish> apparently not that hardcore. <Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed. <kisama_> well E> is flat <Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows... <Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk. <kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART <kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS <kisama_> weirdo.
<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital <Simboo> omg what happend? <Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof <Lombers[A]> split his head <Simboo> fwoar <Lombers[A]> was pissing blood <Simboo> stiches? <Lombers[A]> about an inch cut <Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches <Simboo> *shivers* eew. <pace> lol needed a wall hack
<GetLinux> I wrote a mem eater and i'm running it, starting winME's system monitor now <The-Bus> GetLinux: You wrote MS Office??
<iretd> According to IRC, 99% of the chicks are into cybersex. <Julian> The other 1% are actually girls.
<dive> hey <dive> i got something we can debate <dive> which is worse, MS as in multiple sclerosis or MS as in microsoft <dive> i honestly am not sure. <zan> heh <zan> microsoft is <dive> yeah <zan> because with multiple sclerosis you can use unix still
<infinitySPZ> Pong is probably the best designed shooter game in the world. <infinitySPZ> It's the only one that is made so that if you camp, you die.