<pork> all the chicks here are either really ugly, lesbian, or men <CardCheat> some are all three, pork <Shovelbearer> uglesbimen
<dodee> you want hard, ask glc to send you some of his grannies in nipple clamps shitting on japanese girls that are eating vomit while haveing 50 guys nut on them <CreePy> dodee: I have that one, it sucked. The one with vultures eating the girl's liver while a leopard raped her was cool tho. <dodee> jesus christ
dodee: I look british. dodee: I think it's the haircut. [jhk]: it's probably the teeth
<CreeDC> rsw: is the neice cute? <rswAFK> it's not born yet. <Dodee> that's young, even for matt. <rswAFK> she's underage, anyway. <CreeDC> rsw: but it's a girl for sure right?
<Squiggle> When I grow up, I wanna be arrested for masturbating in front of a daycare.
CreeDi: I made a joke to this chick about how she was grumpy because she was beaten a lot as a child, and it turns out she really was. CreeDi: I felt about as big as a keebler elf testicle.
<shithead1> it appears my computer just deleted all the cookies. <JustNoodle> now, all you have to do is rename it "cookie monster"
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<Jedi-Ohki> yah, and im a newbie because i've been a. using mirc since...1998 b. been using the internet since...1995, or c. all of the above.
<Jim> WOAH, HUGE STORY FROM FOX NEWS <Jim> KIDS WHO DRINK ARE MORE LIKELY TO HAVE SEX <Frinky> WOW <Frinky> I never would have guessed that <Swimguy37> no kiddin <Jim> It's almost as shocking as their "there are perverts on the internet" story
<Wilfred> Do you think I could kick your mom's ass Justin? <Wilfred> And remember...I've had weapons training. <Michael> Masturbating in the closet doesn't count as "Weapons training" in Canada. No matter how thin and pointy it is. <Wilfred> It's very thin and pointy.
<Boogaleeboo> I'm sorry your budget only allows for 5 dollars to spend on hookers <Boogaleeboo> And I'm sorry your ugliness only allows sex with hookers <Joe_> How much does yours allow, Boog? <Boogaleeboo> Silly <Boogaleeboo> You don't PAY <Joe_> Ah, the confessions of a Boston rapist. <Boogaleeboo> It's not rape if you kill them first <Joe_> Touche
<D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream... <daenonok> dude you slept in class? <D4NG3R0U5> in which my girlfriend (who sat a few seats away) got up, and, on her way over to me took off her top, then got on her knees and unzipped my pants <D4NG3R0U5> yeah i slept in class, sometimes (when i decided it was time for my medication) <D4NG3R0U5> and, bc the night before she gave me head irl, the dream was really vivid...woke up, everyone was lookin at me... <D4NG3R0U5> then the teacher went back on talkin, and everyone turned back around...that haunts me
<Threeboy> i think advertising other channels is like bay employees going into sears and shouting "HUDSON BAY COMPANY NEEDS MORE CUSTOMERS"
* Amuck50 designs some magic items for a D&D campaign <Amuck50> heheh Arrows of Nuking..... <Kyle> Cock ring of glory. <Amuck50> cock ring of +2 protection
<ATAD> I saw a girl that has a pikachu umbrella <ATAD> it's all yellow, has pikachu's face on it, and 2 pikachu ears sticking off the top <Wagoo> Was she seckzy? <ATAD> iono <ATAD> I was looking at the pikachu umbrella more <Wagoo> "Hello my dear, that's an awfully attractive pikachu umberella you have there, maybe you'd like to come back to my dorm room to discuss it's forms, themes, and concept."
@|C|REDS`: I want a fuckin gf @|C|Nemur: you want a girlfriend or a geforce? plz be specific
<mentality> THE WORLD IS GOING TO END <darkLem> and it's coming in all caps. <mentality> WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
<eX|NYC> wtf my mom tells this lady to come over then she leaves 10 secs b4 she comes so im stuck here with this lady like uhh dude i dont know wtf she went leave me alone let me play my computer games >_< <PJ> its called a baby sitter.
([Locutus]) wait a minute..here we have its in my enbglsi dictionary.." Scrimp, 'prawn " ([Locutus]) know it now? (@Wagoo) yaw (@Wagoo) I look at prawn on the net all the time (@Wagoo) I hate when they ask for your credit card details though :/
<KuWaItdog> I can get rid of the ban with my defence extrem ban programme. <KuWaItdog> I have an american friend he have been in mirc network for 15 years I'm not lying I can tell to give you something I dont know what it is but it is a virus [strong virus]that you cant put ignore or cancel the virus will get in your computer before you know it so what you think scared?
* mike rolls eyes WITH SEXY RESULTS <RushMore> you got porn behind eyeballs? <mike> yes <RushMore> lucky cunt <RushMore> mine is on the bottom of my foot <RushMore> which is relly ackward for masturbation
* Re-monkey (re-monkey@cdm-208-52-188-lkch.cox-internet.com) has joined #geekissues <Re-monkey> Wow <Re-monkey> It's all the people I've been laughing at. <Re-monkey> I love reading QDB. <Re-monkey> This is almost like seeing all the great celebs in one place. <Re-monkey> But, not quite.
<@rudesmurf> my mom got me "real brewed" iced tea <@rudesmurf> it tastes like cold tea <@pikacheney> iced tea is cold tea...
<ReWom> IRC is full of sexy and beautiful people, they just send you the wrong pictures.
<MoLsOnGiRL> hehe ive been just laughing my ass off here the past half hour <Owyn> I think we figured as much. <Owyn> Giggly? Now you have the "munchies"? <Owyn> Or are you starting to "burn out" <MoLsOnGiRL> hey hey * Owyn runs out of pot slang
<Guilty> <v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did <Guilty> Approve Kill Nothing <logik_> kill <Mdar> kill <gfjgfjgfj> what does nothing do? <Mdar> is that a rhetorical question?
<Phuser> Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash...I took 65 pictures of myself making a sandwich...My neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.
<nastsm0m> jakob do me a favor? <nastsm0m> never get married <nastsm0m> never breed <nastsm0m> in fact don't even date <Greylark> don't ever leave your room <nastsm0m> yeah that either <jakob> you just described my life... :(
Nastard> i think i just found an avi of shania twain sucking some guy off <matt> that don't impress me much
<DoomLord9> heh. reminds me of the other day. my mom walked up to me with a pair of panties and says "i found these in your room. care to explain" i was like "......no, i can't explain that, but thank you for the hope that women come into my room and strip when i'm not there. you have made my day happy" <DoomLord9> unfortunetly, they were just my sisters she had just taken out of the wash. i was kinda bummed about that
<Chaos[X]> Overclocking can screw everything up. <Chaos[X]> I've seen it break up marriages.
<misogynic> Senor: tell me, is your mother still attractive? <SenorWeird> for someone her age, I'd say so. <misogynic> Can I have her number? <SenorWeird> (305)867-5309 <misogynic> :D! <misogynic> What's her name? <SenorWeird> Jenny <misogynic> Is that her honest number?
<@Pumiliocumfustis> these speakers have so much bass <@qrg> how do they fit fish in such small boxes
<SC__AT> 3. What united states president was in office during the civil war? <SC__AT> Times up! The answer was: forty three
<lasereyes> im looking at that dazzle mpeg2.. but its like 350 bucks <finneas> can you put a price on quality piracy?
<tima> k, i'm starving <rocky> fooooooood <OlDirtyB> im starving too <EConc_> god, since when did #nerdz become ethiopia?
<Logik-> ymir wants to hire a personal assassin to kill me <Logik-> <---- has land mines in his yard <tra__> what happens when the grass cutter comes to clip the lawn? <Logik-> tra__, they're not allowed to mow certain spots :P <tra__> so the hitman just treads through the mowed spots, since its easier to walk there anyway?
<acetylcholine> if it's 2 things i hate it's racial profiling and arabs on my airplane
<slappy> I leave punk on for my cats so they'll get more hardcore while I'm out
<+atseleon> like that girl in biology class, the teacher said that there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how come it tastes so salty <@LillieCharlotte> smart gal
<dingo> did you hear the polish government bought 5000 septic tanks? <twolovvers> what in the hell for? <twolovvers> well, as soon as they figure out how to drive them, they're going to invade germany. <twolovvers> huh? <twolovvers> I'm very naive, and I pay no attention to world news <twolovvers> so if your bullshitting me I havn't a clue <dingo> septic tanks....drive them...going to invade... <dingo> umm... <dingo> you dye your hair blonde lately? <twolovvers> no it's dark brown with a hint of red <twolovvers> septic tanks aren't meant to be driven <dingo> ... <twolovvers> so your making a polish joke to mock them? <dingo> i think they're mocking themselves at this point.
<tate> has anyone played this Amercan's Army game? <Beerman> nope <Goonigoogoo> I've read about it, but never downloaded it <Beerman> I wonder if you can mod it <Beerman> "talibans army" <Beerman> that would be a fun game <tate> yeah, and you can throw rocks, and mail Anthrax <tate> and hide in caves