<%pain> let's do some al quida jokes. anyone? /: < baggy> well has anyone ever noticed that The War Against Terrorism is never abbreviated as TWAT ?
<Meridian> fucking <Meridian> best thing about ramen noodles <Meridian> my girlfriend did NOT know what they were <Meridian> so i was making some <rohan> rofl <Meridian> and i put the flavouring packet thing on the sink <Meridian> and she sees the packet <Meridian> and what SHE sees <Meridian> is a little condom shaped wrapper <Meridian> saying "beef flavour"
(oddmud): oh great, here comes another idiot (@tekzil): afraid of a little competition?
<Dejer> anyone know where the hell Femunda cheese comes from <InCDeathmeister> Femunda these nuts
<blake> they used to play this game called pheonix *** Satan-\\\ has joined #doctors <blake> where they dress up like orcs and shit *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Satan-\\\ <stx-tyler> these people at college last yr always played magic....they were like total fags *** Murder|away| is now known as LoD|MurdeR <blake> and run around in the woods <stx-tyler> i think they were seriouslly homo :/ <blake> and hit each other with styrofoam swords *** [WS]n00b is now known as [WS]Arutha-Drinking <stx-tyler> AND THROW BALLS AND YELL "LIGHTNING BOLT" <^TV^SinSemilla> lol
essiah00Guy: I can't stand your fuckery. jass10816: lol jass10816: my mom is standing right behind me jass10816: good one Messiah00Guy: THE DRUGS YOU ORDERED Messiah00Guy: ARE ON THEIR WAY Messiah00Guy: GG jass10816: im going to get you Messiah00Guy: From behind?
<@*****> :( i suck * @SpeedyPhoenix zips up <@SpeedyPhoenix> why the sad face? it was good.
Feyd-Rautha: So when are you getting cable anyways? Hsu: soon Feyd-Rautha: I can taste the broadband Hsu: taste like victory Feyd-Rautha: But a word of advice: don't put your lips on a live cable wire.
<CreepingDeath> what was that other guy <CreepingDeath> during WWII <CreepingDeath> he was in charge of the concentration camps <CreepingDeath> argh can't remember his name <Malek> colonel klink?
<SkycreatoR_> SkycreatoR_ Loves to suck every chinese boys dick! <SkycreatoR_> Eh uh .. <SkycreatoR_> Squirly Loves to suck every chinese boys dick!
<kng^hem> jävla kattkräken satt å käka på min inplastade baguette ja just köpt.. <kng^hem> dom fick straffsitta på kökslampan ett tag :P <Robbat> hahah <kng^hem> faans jävla okynnes feta små as ibland <orion> ï dønt kñõw wëèdï h
<Godsey> there is a problem w/ our house :) <Godsey> there is a small cosmetic call next to the toilet <Godsey> and I'm afraid my fat ass won't fit :) <Godsey> so I'm taking the wall out <etrigan> with your ass?
<Neural> I learned who I was while sitting in county lockup for soliciting underage girl runaways into taking nude photos for their hollywood actress portfolio. <Neural> you'd be surprise how many show up at the L.A. bus terminal everyday. <Neural> at first I was there for the 2600 meets....then it was for the teeny runaways.
<storm_> http://www.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/01/13/monkey.cloning/ index.html <storm_> they clone them and send them on to irc
<etrigan> im gonna take that fricking printer and stick it up your asshole, and then print out gay pron on it. fricking h0m0.
<meenk> and when you get to the point <meenk> fold it up and tuck it? <ophie> +-----------------* <ophie> | roll with this |\_ when you get to the flap <ophie> | flap ---> | \_ tuck this little pointed <ophie> | to the outside | \_ end into the flap <ophie> | | \_ <ophie> +-----------------+---------* <etr1gan> how odd, an ascii diagram for rolling a dollar for snorting
<sin|away> wanna see a turtle ride a slug? <sin|away> compile a vb program in wine
<ginger> my summer was alright i guess, went to the beach and met a couple guys blah hehe <ginger> still a virgin
<neocakko> playing in a pile of leaves is more fun than sex. <neocakko> because leaves don't say "you really suck at this." <syke> a pile of leaves won't nickname you "scrape & wash" afterwards either
<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye <spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos. <spritegoddess> I suck at life.
<spacegirl> because i don't suck dick <P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex then, kellie?
<entropy> goin to get my tatt touched up here in about 10 min <j0shua> what kind of tatt? <entropy> 'entropy' on my back in apple ][e chars
<Porridge> after the prom... we went to stay at this girls house... they had an assload of good CDs and CD-Rs and a burner <bmk> you went to a girls house after prom..... and you were thinking about burning cd's?
<punkgrl> have you had anal sex? <Pr1ncess> hahaheoah <Pr1ncess> no <Pr1ncess> have u had anal sex punkgrl? <punkgrl> hahah nah :) im a wimp.. that would hurt too much.. it would be like taking one of those poops that hurts your butthole real badly cuz it stretches it apart.. yeee-owie <Pr1ncess> i think it would be worse then taking a big shit
<Pr1ncess> oh sick i just sneezed and blood shot out of my crotch <etrigan> that time again?? <Pr1ncess> hahaha <Pr1ncess> yes <Pr1ncess> that was a pretty fucking sick thing to say wasnt it? <etrigan> hell yes
<napster> if you have issues w/ him, take them up in msg <bill^> no prob <bill^> actually, when he comes back to NJ I will take it up with him with a baseball bat.... <napster> why is that? <bill^> it is much more effective.
<athena-> I'm not a jew, but I have been known to make some boys men at age 13 *wink*
<zugz> I can't stand people that preach, "Only God can judge" and yet simultaneously ridicule others for adultery, etc <zugz> I don't know about what they believe, but my God wants me to get some.
Frosterfree: I will tell you what my hell is, you guys probably don't read enough to know what ADD is do you Frosterfree: Attention Defecit Disorder Frosterfree: it's a learning disability Frosterfree: discovered extensivly in 1980 Frosterfree: a year before I was born Frosterfree: I have had to fight that my entire fuck'n life Frosterfree: my kids will have to fight it for their entire lives CatGonk: You won't have kids. Trust me on this.
Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: ne1 that uses drugs Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: is stupider than LP for fucking men LavosPhoenix: what's wrong with knowing your place? LavosPhoenix: and it isn't men... LavosPhoenix: since my friend and I are under 18 Kiyomi_Shinfuji: minors buttfucking just makes it SO MUCH BETTER then, doesn't it, LP? LavosPhoenix: well... we don't do anal secks much anyway...
<N715DP> yeah, no kidding <N715DP> me - actually buying a MS OS <N715DP> hell hath frozen over <eggs_> guess I need to go find Jesus
<Hammy> my forehead is flakey <Nastard> must be peeling from sunburn <Nastard> did you open a window recently?
<Faldarith> I should give you some information on my school, our black population <Faldarith> is named Andre
<mrphilez> how many inches is 69mm? <GLHTurbo> let me measure my penis <Avram> how would that help? you have a 69mm penis? <GLHTurbo> yes <_neil> 69mm = 6.9cm = 2.71" <GLHTurbo> yes i do <GLHTurbo> oh wait
<FJ> you know what the coolest thing about IRC is? <ashendragon> what <FJ> you can talk with your mouth full and still be understood
[@Kamagurka] (akino): if you are no freak, what are you then? you already admitted to being a goth, you know... [+akino] i know. but i am not a freak. [+akino] i am from mars
<D4NG3R0U5> why is it, in the commercials the bottles of medicine stop talking when the actor picks them up? <D4NG3R0U5> usually when i pick up my med bottles they keep talkin "2 a day? what are you, a pussy! take 6!" "it says don't drink alcohol after taking me...you gonna let them tell you what to do?"
<ViolenceJack> i just became the escape goat and asked for it... <Ecliptik> What's an escape goat? Do you ride it?
<PinkRubberBall> After much tear and blood I finally got windows to accept my cd burner <Uhclem> Sure it accepts it, but does it LOVE it
<Entil-Zha> ::creams like a girl:: <NeoPartix> lmao <Entil-Zha> *screams <Entil-Zha> fuck you
*** devil`` has joined #geekissues <devil``> happy new year <Quorthy> now that's lag
<Devon_Lake> Ya, but if you slap a kid around for being a brat, your'e evil. Slice of part of his wang and they'll cannonise you.