<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be named Uncle Ben <siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice
<@FKnight> if sex had a wizard <@FKnight> my g/f would pick Typical <@FKnight> no custom
edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall edRigo: I assume that means they fucked, but you never know with him BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless pressed for details"
BagmanJon: one sec theres a dude from the church here who wants me to buttrape him BagmanJon: brb BagmanJon: Turns out it was a chick. BagmanJon: my lucky day eh?
Brood: eminem is such a cracker faggot RokChik7: what'd he do now? Brood: rap. RokChik7: lol
<rel> well some random guy msg's me <rel> im assuming its you <rel> so rufk off <rel> oh shit <rel> wrong channel heh <BB> lol
<chikster> lol <c-rOCK> this is great <chikster> whats that one quote <c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns
<@Jugernaut> bah this shirt is full of holes <@temptah> eat less corn <@temptah> and more fiber <@temptah> oh <@temptah> I thought you said "shit"
<The_Great_Bob> stupid tv shows, stereotyping asian guys as horney bastards <The_Great_Bob> we are not that horny!!! <Chucklez> ..... <Chucklez> this coming from you, bob? <The_Great_Bob> yeah, i lost it for a minute there <The_Great_Bob> back to thinking about sex
<pagan> dude youll be talking about that still when were 60 years old <jstepka-w> i know <jstepka-w> because it's the triumph of my life <jstepka-w> two bitches at once <jstepka-w> and i didn't pay
<Smokey> What are the advantages of Trillina pro? <Amadeo> What are the advantages of you shutting the fuck up? *Amadeo just got a whole list in the span in 2 seconds there
<active1> how to become a bot ??? <dieppiej> first you have to become a computer, then you have to get an 24/7 internet connection and plug it into yourself.. install a stable *BSD OS and then install the right application on yourself <active1> it is so easy :)))) <dieppiej> I wonder how you are going to do the first step..
<illz> i eat pieces of shit lik eyou for breakfast <endfro> you eat pieces of shit for breakfast <jstepka-w> yuk
-!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ + foot = /\.\//\/\./
<Pinkel> http://www.google.nl/search?q=%22go+to+hell%22&ie= UTF-8&oe=UTF-8 <Pinkel> Check the first hit, it fits so good... <deTwisj> So true... -- first hit: Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go Today? --
<TunkeyMicket> who wants to go shower up and jerk each other off...its heterosexual if we all think about women <El_Cid> Tunkey u sick sicko sick of sickness.......I love it, when can we?
<Diamond> That's because you're spoiled :D <Diamond> "MOM I NEED A P4 2.4GHz FOR WORD PROCESSING PLZKTHX" <Diamond> "MAKE SURE IT HAS A GOOD 3D CARD FOR...3D WORDS"
<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off
<Ace0522> people always use my nick when im on vacation <Ace0522> i send out a memo. please use my nick i will be on vacation <Ace0522> and pickup the mail also
<@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang out in channels like #incomplete-warez
<Ice9> ether is fun.... <Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room filled with jello and with twice the gravity
<eng> someone will *always* have it better <synec> yes... the trick in life is finding those people and rubbing them out.
* Tschech0w tries to phone anyone on site ... <Tschech0w> ah. <Tschech0w> oh. <Tschech0w> ugh. <RichiH> Tschech0w: the telephone attacking you? <Phoon> sounds like it's raping him <Isle> ohhhh <RichiH> bringing phone sex to a whole new level
<pthree_> oh, my stupid t1 is having issues * RichiH asks himself if having a private T1 is the heigth of geekdomn, or if it is the ultimate of saying "i got no rl friends" <Seker> RichiH: It'll be the height of geekdom if you max it out with warez. <RichiH> Seker: if you max it out with warez, it's a way of saying "i am 13, have no friends, use windows and need a good poke in the eyes. besides, i got no firends, neither rl nor vr"
<RichiH> talking of netBSD - someone has a spare toaster to test 1.6? <mirabile> lol toaster <mirabile> you know them :) <RichiH> you just wait... <RichiH> some day they will support toasters and washing machines <Tschechow> "a toaster can be on or off, so it has at least one bit, so netbsd should boot on it." * RichiH 's mental eye sees a toaster's heating elements glow morse code <mirabile> lol <zinx> they already do, you just need the right brand <RichiH> or it could punch the toast
<greenl1284> and they're made of fire so they are coool <SicGtar> yea <greenl1284> whooosh! <greenl1284> arise hellfire <greenl1284> and a fire wall will appear to protect your computer
<Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to join? :P <soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really died" they wont be kidding
<kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that shit that causes you to love fat girls
<ericmm13> yr azz si mine <hoser-work> oh my. <hoser-work> Strange. There is a tag on my ass that says "Property of ericmm13" <ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow
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<Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere <Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand <@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn
<Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest: <Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta swallow taste like ass too. <Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small. <Hatamoto> ... thank you. <Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing: <Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on giving.
<TheMadHatter> I eat heads. <Devilution> Felatio doesn't exactly qualify as head eating... <Devilution> but keep trying. <TheMadHatter> No, you completely misunderstood, I eat heads! <Devilution> No you completely misunderstood, suck my dick!
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<katas> <@may|phone> i go for people with a good personalities <<---- schizophrenics?
<evLJim> EMERGENCY!!! <evLJim> a new energy drink from the UK <evLJim> it sends you right to the hospital!
<@Pk_L_Kim> It makes you not die <@Pk_L_Kim> which is like the best part of eating
<PookaEAT> Smoking makes baby jesus cry <@PookaEAT> smoking gives baby jesus lung cancer
<AkumaBot1.1> why is microsoft so gay?1 <Ark.COM> dude, it's "Micro" and "soft" <Ark.COM> they fuck with our heads and wallets because they can't fuck anything else
<@PookHappy> Clinique invisible skin remover <@PookHappy> for when you really want to show off your cranium!
<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago. <ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin
<@PookaIN> lalalal does he loves you so.. it's in his jizz <@PookaIN> that's where it is