<IRON> I have the match of Brithish Bulldog vs Own hart in germany <KrazyIvan> how'd you get so lucky? <KrazyIvan> I've always wanted to download videos of men in tight lycra pretending to slap each other
[+Mr_Day]: Santa Claus, now he's real. At least, that's what they call the pervert around here, who masturbates on rooftops. He comes down chimneys.
<@toe2toe> only time a user has ever cried with me was when she had zonealarm set to ultra-annoy-user-at-every-oppurtunity mode on <@toe2toe> and basically, her nortons was so locked down <@toe2toe> everytime she tried to get her mail <@toe2toe> and our server tried to send it to her <@toe2toe> she thought she was getting hacked <@Starfire> the best option i have found in ZA configs is the uninstall one <@toe2toe> and when i told her she wasnt, she thought that some people are harrasing her, and demanded to know why i refused to call the police about it :> <@Starfire> because its not your job to call the police <@Starfire> i would have given her police number <@Starfire> and told her to follow it up post haste! <@toe2toe> and say what <@toe2toe> "hi, im getting hacked on my computer from a guy called "local host"
Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit (Along a great power comes great responsibility...this is my gift and my curse) Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) has joined #dransik <Argantonis> Slaine^! <Argantonis> your quit message has been annoying me for weeks now <Argantonis> get it right already <Argantonis> how on earth did you make up "along a great power" ? <hoxu> :D <Slaine^> o.O <Slaine^> dunno:) <Slaine^> does it mean something? <Argantonis> no <Argantonis> if you are referring to spiderman, it is With great power <Slaine^> oh...that's good:b <hoxu> hahah :D <Argantonis> I'm dead serious <Argantonis> :) <Slaine^> ok i changed it <Argantonis> good :) <Slaine^> i'll show you *** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit ([16:02:17] <@Argantonis> how on earth did you make up "along a great power" ?) *** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) has joined #dransik <Argantonis> lol
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Lilmuckers- did someone say lesbians c99koder- haha Wrecked_Em- lil: not yet o_0 Lilmuckers- lol Lilmuckers is disappointed Wrecked_Em will slowly lead to the topic of lesbains Wrecked_Em- so...fish Lilmuckers- dolphins eat fish crt0- lesbians ... Lilmuckers- dolphins can have sex for fun Wrecked_Em- in maniac mansion muff diver got sensored for tuna diver Lilmuckers- therefore lesbian dolphins must exist Wrecked_Em- ...what do you think about the muff diving? crt0- -_- Lilmuckers thinks about lesbians crt0 does too Wrecked_Em thinks about dolphins
Pron_Czar_Mike- inner city broadband is silly, like a crackhead mom with 6 kids can afford it, get it out to us middle class rural people first you bastards!
*Lilmuckers is the official sega ho *Lilmuckers has official sega ho powers *Heroin_Bob is the official Sega Pimp *Heroin_Bob slaps lil Heroin_Bob- get back to work ho!
KoF_H2BH- did you help the vertically challenged person? KoR_H2BH- personally I would have helped...and mugged the 10 year olds of their pokemon cards ö_ö
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* phantasie Back! i'm hot, wet and naked! phantasie- it's SO funny in lesbian rooms
HH|Strop- BBC1 has been rabbiting for 5 hours about it [the queens mum dying] HH|Strop- I mean, if there ain't this much fuss when I die, I'm complaining! HH|Strop- No wait.... HH|Strop- I can't HH|Strop- I would be dead
Hurricane_Hasney- hehe, my g/f gets scared of talking to other people, god knows why lol Hurricane_Hasney- Probably cuz shes used to being locked in my garage...
][HumA][79- sepcial olympics are bad because its hard on the person who finishes last place.. i mean.. how much lower than that can you get
`007Cheater`- I was AT the gay parade `007Cheater`- I was not IN the gay parade
<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now running; please type !virus to test your system <Morphine> :)) <Morphine> !virus <Morphine> lol <thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now currently checking Morphine for infected files. <thnom> wait a bit ......... <thnom> Morphine; AntiVirusIRC v0.2 has detected a virus, press ALT + F + C; to identify the infected file(s). <thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 was brought to you by Tw0Y3d-] <Morphine> ? [11:06] *** Morphine has quit IRC ((23:33:55) (@mart`db) xp is dodgy) <thnom> rofl [11:07] *** Morphine has joined #abjects
<@Gaz> my rgby team is losing so ... <FrozenFood> ..ok <@Gaz> I should change channels :) <@Gaz> but ... <FrozenFood> just tile them! i have 4 channels open <Mike> spoken like a true IRC addict * Mike is pretty sure Gaz meant a TV channel....
<@sTubby> I would if I could send shit = <@sTubby> it wont work -> -sTubby- u havent got dcc on -> -sTubby- /s enable send [18:33] * Quits: sTubby (Unforgiven@vw-30007.bigpond.net.au) (Need more parameters) <BenZor> lol n00bs... fun fun fun. * Joins: sTubby (Unforgiven@vw-30007.bigpond.net.au) <sTubby> 'twas already on
<verin> and on the fourth day, there was pr0n, and God said, "let this be a blessing onto you, since Eve is out shopping"
<j03bl0w> Is it wrong to touch yourself when things like Miss Teen USA are on? <|SeveN|> j03bl0w: no. * j03bl0w touches himself in places with lots of nerve endings
<drdink> blue used to be such a nice color <drdink> now it means "FUCK IT BROKE"
<Spoon35> my girlfriend drew a picture of an orgasm once <Spoon35> I didn't think it would look like that. <SenorWeir> was it her with another man?
Ya-leile: i either need candy or a fuck. Dan: w00t! Ya-leile cries Ya-leile: and i can't find either. Dan: *blink* DJEuphoriK: i can be over in like half an hour Dan: BWAHAHAHA Ya-leile: with candy? Ya-leile: *grin*
gadget: my god. gadget: i would give several left nuts to have a store like that.
<wangsta`> goddamnit <wangsta`> im gonna end up being that guy on tv that used the Date Rape drug to get with some prom queen <Juste> Good for you~ <wangsta`> thats bad <Juste> Use femcream while you;re at it :?P <wangsta`> i want sex, but i dont want it from inmates
* McFarlan Quit (Quit: Want to know the concept behind holy wars? 'Do you believe in god?' "No" 'OK' ::BLAM:: 'Do you believe in god?' "Yes" 'Do you believe in my god?' "No" :: BLAM BLAM BLAM :: 'My gods dick is bigger than your gods dick! ')
<draco> Yo ZEL! What's a technophiliac? <DrNoD> Sexual attraction to technology <sayn> COMPUTER FUCKER <sayn> HARD DRIVE POUNDER
doc- H/P/V/A/C . 34o megs . FiDo vect0r hp vac?? HEWLETT PACKARD MAKES A VACUUM!? vect0r I MUST GET! vect0r does it suck as much as their computers do? <vect0r because that would be a kick ass vacuum
<KingHenry> castrated men live longer <Phuser> but do castrated men really live
<Flik> That was so awesome <Flik> I need a twin just so that I could do cool things like that <KeeperX> incest porn?
<FairWtns> You know what I love about 'Law & Order'? <Badtz> nope <Badtz> do tell <FairWtns> It's hard to find a channel which isn't playing it some time during the day.
<Saotome_Ranma> goc what would you say to me if I told you that I did your mom last night? <godofcows> you have herpes! :)
<Yawgatog> You haven't lived until you've chugged a bottle of rubbing alcohol. <Yawgatog> You probably haven't died until then, either.
<ian_/#linuxwarez> Just think, in 3 years this RAM will probably be in some toxic heap in china while little chinamen pick through it with solvents to extract gold.
<Death_Blade> <FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden <Death_Blade> <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia <Death_Blade> <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia <@Cockroach-> lol <@Nazerath> <Nazerath> Pardon my Joint, I'm from South Eastern Kentucky. ;)
KoG_Work> God damn it... "the westbound backup to the toll plaza is horrible! west 80 is slow from central, 580 jams up from lakeshore, and north 880 is slow from the grand avenue curve. the metering lights are on, and traffic on the upper deck is slow from the incline into san francisco" ~_~ * KoG_Work ponders taking the 92... <KoG_Work> if it's backed up to lakeshore, can't even make a detour to Ikea like I normally do! <St0rmD> you go to the furniture store so much you have detours and shortcuts to get there? <DishHole> maybe ikea has a drive-through
<zimalicious> size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to use it. <Ralp> But size does matter if you have no idea what you're doing? <Mattress> hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big penis?
* Dr_Vladimir cries at the racial discrimination.... <Dr_Vladimir> Robots are people too! <TK-421> lousy automatons * Norton flicks off muffbots switch *** Signoff: muffbot () <muffinator> :o <Norton> ONO <Dr_Vladimir> OH MY GOD! <muffinator> MOUTH TO MOUTH <Norton> eh? * Norton hooks up jumper cables to muffbot <Norton> CLEAR * Norton turns his car over *** muffbot (mister@ip68-99-108-30.hr.hr.cox.net) has joined channel #MUA <Norton> w00!!
(@TFS_FeAr)must (@TFS_FeAr)your like (@TFS_FeAr)my toy (@TFS_FeAr)bitch (+mustafa1234)No, im not 9 inches long black and made of rubber.
<tReMeR> /penis lengthen 13.5 inches <nattydr00g> penis Unknown command <tReMeR> damn these servers
<wuntvor> One thing I've noticed is that actual knowledge and certifications are inversely proportional.
<o_0--[Away]> is it true that i can get myself messed up from using the die command? <annjo> you might die
<Argus> it blows a new asshole out when i put it in though <Basic> does it get hot in there? <Basic> ....... <Basic> oh god <Basic> don't even submit that <Basic> oh, come on.