<Snow> Heard outside construction site on way to lunch: <Snow> <sound that a nail gun makes> "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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<DogWelder> Hrmmm... Norton says that I've contracted a virus, and should disable needle sharing. Is this bad?
<Kaladam> I just heard somebody scream "WHAT THE FUCK" down the hall from me <Kaladam> some dudes roommate jizzed on his face
<kuruption> OMG I HATE LINUX USERS <kuruption> this guys gave me a shell on his box <kuruption> and vi is symlinked to pico!
<boxed> "duh, do they have their own dollars in europe? I was to canada once, and they had their own dollars! can you believe that?" <boxed> note that that's an actual quote from some people my dad met in the US once
<h3123t1c> we at IRC protection use AOL often <h3123t1c> it more organized <_Godless_> Of course, because .5k/s, constant drop-offs and and $24 for a sub$10 service is "organized"
<Night> bitches fall for everything. <CptPlanet> i know. dumb sluts. <Night> it's genetic that they are cuter and stupider. <CptPlanet> yeah. it's because cute smart chicks don't like to fuck, and dumb ugly chicks don't get hit on. <CptPlanet> natural selection.
<Upth> AvatarADV: Having scripts is an advantage over having to do it by ear. <AvatarADV> Yeah, in the same way as having your -wife- gang-raped is an advantage because you don't have to impregnate her yourself, I guess...
< BD-Calvin> an iso in 10 minutes. vr00m < SnowKrash> =) < NeilOfDoom> BD-Calvin :: yeah, go easy on the kazaa pr0n
<@Deosyne> Yeah. I'm not admitting to anyone, especially my kid, that I stuck a vacuum in my ass
[+escobar] just found out my grandma watches porn [+escobar] something is serious wrong in the world
* KeeperX is currently listening to [Your Mom and Dad - 'Having Sex' (0min 12secs long)]
<Minion> http://www.bash.org/?69 <hpv-send> lol <Elm> please dont link to that site <Minion> Why not <Elm> some of the stuff on it is not really appropriate <Minion> On bash.org?? <Brianthe> yeah <Elm> yes <Minion> It's all text, bleh <Brianthe> alot of the quotes are pretty r-rated
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<Kitty> h1 u wnat 2 d8? <tavaryn> no nall, you're too l8 <Kitty> :( <Kitty> but it is r f8 <tavaryn> maybe you should w8 <tavaryn> because we just can't rel8 <Kitty> but we r old enuf 2 m8 <tavaryn> you can't put food on my pl8 <Kitty> but when im with u i feel gr8 <Kitty> i thought we were going fishing i already bought the b8 <tavaryn> maybe i should give you another chance with a clean sl8
<Nikari[away]> OMG I GOT NEW SHOES <Nikari[away]> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS <Nikari[away]> TIME FOR DDR
<tak>: wanna play a game? <krplunkr: like what <tak> Pearl Harbor <krplunkr> sounsd fun <krplunkr> how do i play? <tak> I lay there, and you blow the hell out of me <krplunkr> wait <krplunkr> im confused
<Ed> P2 Celeron was good though, because it used the same slot as the P3. <Mime> P3 has two different slots! <Mime> I had a SNES game style P3, my mate had a flat one. <Ed> Mime, that's a socket. <waffle> Mime: you mean a slot and socket <Mime> Yes, socket and slot. <waffle> amd really loved the slot <kawaii_kekekeke> I love that slot. <Mime> I love your mom's slot <waffle> your moms a slot
<D4NG3R0U5> i swear to god my college is selling personal info to bookies or somethen <D4NG3R0U5> "Do you plan on living in the residence you've written above, for at least a year 1=yes 2=no |__|" <R4V3N0U5 1> every college asks that <D4NG3R0U5> "Would you say you're a fan of college sports, and are responsible when it comes to making bets 1=yes 2=no |__|" <D4NG3R0U5> "Do you have a domestic animal that could be killed if you were to fail to pay a dept 1=yes 2=no |__|
<Sede> That's a big word.. does it mean 'blowjob'? <Potato> I thought that was "affection". <Nyphur> Affection, Blowjob, same thing, isn't it? <Potato> That's how I was raised.
<Ud|AFK> red your so foreign it's amazing <]KO[-RedWolf-|2-4|4-> k whats a foreign?
<freak> so whats the present? is it something with sailing?! <freak> =) <mango> no..... <mango> it has to do with my mouth though <freak> oh <freak> whoa <freak> like kissing? <mango> ha ha <mango> no <mango> try me giving u head <freak> AHHHHHHHH <freak> YAAAAAAAAAAAY <freak> really? <mango> :-P <freak> hahah <mango> hell yea <freak> better take out your microscope, cause remember im asian =)
<@natclass> I smoke just so I can hang out with hot chicks <@natclass> You don't actually have to smoke, just light up a butt and hold it <@natclass> occasionally take a little puff <@d13> i do lines so i can hang out with old hookers
<Roundhouse> Where can I get Java Virtual Machine? Microsoft is being bitches and I can no longer download it from their upgrade. Is there any place where I can get this at? <Maniacal> sun just might have a website
<ex-machina> aha! I just switched the britney case for the cracked alanis case! The angry canadian strikes again!
<HandyMan> i didnt set tahat <HandyMan> *say <HandyMan> *that <Hyperbyte> *I <Hyperbyte> *didn't
<blitzoid> I just now realized what Token's name meant on South Park <blitzoid> "Token... he's black. OOOOOHHH I GET IT. HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUNNY. I'm stupid." <blitzoid> Man... I feel like that one kid who got into pogs late, bought like 800 of them, and then people stopped playing a couple days later.
<TigerSun> AsiaDoll: the only reason I'm not rich yet is because I refuse to earn on others' stupidity <TigerSun> I believe stupidity should kill, not help others to get richer <TigerSun> I'm highly ethical!
<Spyro> Dude.. <Spyro> The other day, I was smoking some weed and got into the car to go and drop my sister off to the bus stop. I thought some prick stole my steering wheel.... <Spyro> But I was in the backseat
<TigerSun> check this out people, I saw someone's greet line on a bot today that says "In God We Trust, everyone else get yourself an X.500 certificate"
<Mek> my dad gets junkmail from all over the world <Mek> hes had em from, belgium, france, austria, australia, Canada, America, Argentina, Russia and the Czech Republic <Mek> and also Jamaica <Paulio> its his mailorder bride catalogues <Mek> you get them too??
<angelB> shit <angelB> drinking 2L of pepsi blue will FUCK YOU UP <angelB> and not in any positive way <angelB> it's like feeling sick after drinkin too much alc <angelB> without the benefits of being drunk/not remembering it
* Ozak-shower hugs everyone * Solinus runs from ozak <Ozak-shower> oh shit * Ozak-shower is now known as Ozak-Clothed
<www666> this is so cool I'm typing with Dragon NaturallySpeaking in mIrc <www666> no more typing <LameLLama> www: try "thlash exit" *** www666 has quit IRC (Leaving) *** www666 (baroca@spc-isp-ham-uas-05-11.sprint.ca) has joined #visualbasic <www666> Hugh Masters <www666> you basterdes
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<Mxeil> You have a g/f right <DakotaKid> Mxeil: No. <Mxeil> DK: How can I guy as intellectual as you not have a girl! <DakotaKid> Mxeil: Maybe because I have a boyfriend. <Mxeil> DK: Your a girl? <DakotaKid> Mxeil: Listen numbnut... I'm male. I have a boyfriend. Do I need to spell it out any clearer? <Wrexen> dk I think you need to explain the whole 'plumbing' of having a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend
<Waxahachi> No. I am a programmer & I want friends that I can identify with intellectually and personably. <BoDePlOt> if i eat anutter peanut butter cup i think i am going to puke
<MindRape> don't mind me, i'm divorced =) <MindRape> still going thru the damn thing <MindRape> she's sueing me for my penis <Deeply> suing you for your penis? <MindRape> yea, its bigger than hers :>
<Shadye> reboot: gibb0r us pic of your wife <reboot> if I ever find one, I'll scan it <ArtecMice> drug her and scan her face <reboot> there's an idea, and I could get sex at the same time
<AlmanzoW> Oh please. Being in a car with Zot is like being strapped to your best friend's dad while he gets hard looking at Playboy
<Ac3-Drakenon> when i was with pure at the laser tag place there were some asians and i yelled <Ac3-Drakenon> "I LIKE FLIED LICE" <mr`bob> and then they kicked ur ass? <Ac3-Drakenon> lol no, they were lil fat asians <Ac3-Drakenon> i step on them and get blubber on my shoe
<Watermelon> so many fruits...kiwi, peaches, banana <Watermelon> and me! <Watermelon> bwhahaha <Kiwi> ... <Watermelon> we almost have a salad
<Mank> I missed about half of the movie <Mank> If you catch my drift <waffle> Mank: stop with the public masterbastion
[18:06] * @N4m3k ponders on that..I'll take note of it..and see which topic comes out better. <+Zer0-kewl> "It smells like ass in here...but yet i stay and carry on with my lurking and writing" <+Zer0-kewl> but that only works if it smells like ass in your room. <@N4m3k> my room doesn't smell like ass :- <@N4m3k> I hope that doesn't make it to bash :-