<MystrsPP2> Happiness is like a pineapple <MystrsPP2> it hurts you on the outside <MystrsPP2> and is yellow on the inside
<CzarKhan> well I have like 20 pillows and two teddy-bears but it's really like alone
<Base2> Win2k has that feature where I can be logged in, then "suspend" or whatever, and let my girl user her account right? <Cosmok> Base2 thats xp <Base2> damn it <Floach> your girl needs her own damn computer :) <Cosmok> who are you kidding, you dont have a gf, just a sock <_mrG> hrm <_mrG> I guess socks could use a computer, if they are the type with toes
<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends
<eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child <Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target demographic is catholic preists <eyesore> lol <eyesore> ZING!
<[OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away]> Is Janet Reno your mother? Sister? Lover? <Crimson_Dynamo> all of the above * [OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away] runs away screaming
<b0at> <------------ FireHeart <SeXaH> <------------------- Doesnt care <pr0t0> <-- bonehead <SeXaH> indeed ---^
<Heather> penises are scary =/ <Kevyn> how so? <Heather> they feel weird. <Kevyn> how do they feel? <Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's.
<@FlatFace> dude, im fucked up. i got a cd case and i not only forgot what i was gonna get, but <@FlatFace> ..... <@FlatFace> FUCK I FORGOT WHAT THE SECOND ONE WAS
<PovRayMan> Weee <PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar with them <PovRayMan> and drink <PovRayMan> and dance <PovRayMan> i said no <PovRayMan> because star trek is on
[Daishi] my bro wants me to get offline so he can call mom again! [Daishi] excuse me as i go beat him into a coma [Daishi] fucken brb! »» quits Daishi (daishi@216.194.20.216) (Read error: Connection reset by peer) [Cae] I guess his bro won
<Sean> hehe my history teacher has an iraqi which he nicked from a tank in iraq <Sean> which is quite cool <eddy> just some random iraqi? :) <Sean> ooops, an iraqi flag
<Jedisar> Moleculor: Now you see the world through my eyes. <Moleculor> No. Because that would leave two gaping holes in your head.
<Celestar> They have found an enourmous security hole in Microsofts VPN implementation on all Win2000 and WinXP versions <RichiH> Celestar: did they have enough free space on the bug list to add it?
<[DI]Indefinate> lan party = lots of pr0n = full hdd = fucked computer = no pr0n to watch = disaster!
<+starry_eyed_surprise> why do girls have to have a pic to be proven female?? <@Storm_Queen> Because this is the internet. <@Storm_Queen> Unless proven otherwise, you are a 50yr old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your penis in the other.
<Andy> sorry about leaving abruptly before :) the ice cream van went past the house and then the power went out :) <speice> what the Ice-cream van took out the power line?? <UFO6> nah, the rush of overweight kids to the van? <Andy> Hehe ;) <UFO6> i saw a kid put a dent into a car from running into it once... <UFO6> man, you would think his head was rubber from the way he bounced off.
<ESPzetec> maybe you were swapped at birth? <zeen> maybe your mom had an abortion but you wouldn't die
<GoteN80> the headline in the paper tonight <GoteN80> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
[+Duds] brb phonesex [+Duds] well not really [+Duds] depends who answers i suppose
<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind?? <ApOkAliPs> well...depends where you aim it...
<WillaCuz> everyone that rides in my car says 'i feel lik im in the batmobile' <pagan> thats cuz you wear that fucking rediculouse outfit
<timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded <timmo> everyone goes and fucks up my faith in people
<Ice_raven> two reasons to like ICQ <Ice_raven> 1. it's fucking eleet when you have a bot named Erica make pseudo-cyber-sex with you <Ice_raven> 2. when you get messages like [@#$]S?dl?nder (8:44 PM) are you from afganistan
<kisa> GET DRESSES, WE'RE LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES!!! <Stalker> WHERE are you going? <kisa> DRESSED, DRESSED DAMMIT!
<eyesore> the most mmorpg im looking forward to is SWG <milk> so you can be a loser in a galaxy far far away?
<ToddBored> FF11 is gonna suck, its gonna be MMORPG but on PS2 <ToddBored> will kill the whole fantasy part of the series, cuz there will be idiots in it <ToddBored> naming themselves kewldude, and kingpimpmaster <ToddBored> i dunno why they did it... <ToddBored> im serious dude <ToddBored> its not gonna have a story line to get into <ToddBored> cuz all youre gonna hear is Lololo!!L!11 j000 got owned <ToddBored> i roxx at FF11
<_sho_> Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra? <RichiH> _sho_: that was so bad, it hurt
Mike: you don't need anything to score in college Mike: it's like wandering around in a dark forest Mike: eventually you hit a tree.
<nzc> mmmmm <nzc> Speak n Spall. <nzc> (i never owned one, by the way.) <drwiii> obviously not.
*** Z is now known as Zfuckinherself <Zfuckinherself> brb <Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> hmm <Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> either she's masturbating, or signing up for a Capital One Visa card
(sorry about the timestamps... they're required for appreciation of the quote.) [22:07] * JeremiahSmith falls down and dies. [22:12] <Howard> Let's not all rush him to the cryokit at once...
MysteriousPepit0: if you were an animal MysteriousPepit0: what would you be? InMediasRes1111: horny
<DrNick668> the guy that used to live at my house is subscribed to the far eastern economic review and he didn't get it forwarded to his new adress <DrNick668> i like gettin free stuff, but couldn't he be a pervert instead of an investor?
<dinarchvs> man <dinarchvs> i should buy condoms <abraham> why? <abraham> your hand have an STD?
<iretd> BTW, when you see 'TS' in a movie pr0n header, it stands for 'transexual' or 'transvestite'. <dalias> hahaha iretd <techlord> heh <dalias> did you learn that the hard way? <iretd> dalias, sure did. Was hard intended pun? :) <iretd> There was something more to that chick. Couldn't quite put my finger on it. And then there it was. Something I wouldn't wanna put my finger on.
<NetherMagic> i always tape my screwed up CDs on the walls of my room, so when ppl walk by my house they'll go blind and get hit by a car
<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls <+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin <Joelz> It can? <Joelz> It should be called winunzip
<RQ> im gonan go in and tweak with it again <RQ> gonna! <ZephyrX> gonan <RQ> hehe <ZephyrX> the pre-pubescent barbarian <RQ> LMAO
<RoboHak> I need a bigger lap, two laptops don't fit very well <mynuts> "... and thats where human evolution turned south"
(@Klarth): Vapr is just out of tune (@Klarth): The staff on his quarter note is too short (Vapr): Your half note became a quarter note (Vapr): after i cut it in half (@Klarth): O_o (@Klarth): And Ochanomizu is a whole note since she has no staff (@Klarth): o_O
<ASk> ads make the baby jesus cry <CitizenErased> PLAGIARISM <ASk> You can't own baby jesus, he's under GPL